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News and Noise :: RE: Hillary and her house, Part one.

Author: zendao42
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:36 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 36

fortune cookie wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Starting library. Just took all of the dropped ceiling tiles out and painted them harlot red. /twitch

Preping a room for Joe?

If so, she needs to add a chaise lounge-
actually, that'd work for a library either way...

Weird News :: RE: come track Kent Couch and his... chair!

Author: zendao42
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:36 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 10

leprrkan wrote:

You wanna hear something really weird? My aunt Mary's husband is named Kent... wanna guess his last name...

Would it be Clark?

Weird News :: RE: Weinerdog Love

Author: zendao42
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:33 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 12

dougp wrote:

fortune cookie wrote:

zendao42 wrote:

I'm with you, totally off those bitches for good-
see, dogs are evil!

Seriously, I ain't taking naps near any living creature that I wouldn't fuck...

So, Me, doug, and dogs are out?

The rest of the livestock is good to go though....

Nah, I'll only do 3-legged animals & you're one leg short, or so I hear...

News and Noise :: RE: Have you ever...

Author: zendao42
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:28 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 23

Klari wrote:

JustAGirl wrote:

...been in a cockpit before?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Nope, but I've seen a grown man naked...

Politics :: RE: Moral Compass

Author: deb
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:38 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 32

mllefifi wrote:

deb wrote:

[...] it's good to see your time away hasn't changed you a bit, other than in a periphreal manner.

You mean, juissez has been going to peripheral school?

Notice that I overlooked the spelling error. Until now.

Don't you look at me like that!!!!
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

News and Noise :: RE: R.I.P. Bozo

Author: deb
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:37 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 5

True story:

I was very shy as a child (SHUT THE FUCK UP! I MEAN YOU!!!!) and all the kids at school kinda rushed up to Bozo to get hugs and whatnot from him. I hung back and Bozo made his way through the throngs of kids and came and put his hand on my shoulder and said to me "you'll be all right."

Yeah. Me and clowns go way back.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

News and Noise :: RE: Have you ever...

Author: deb
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:34 am (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 23

Hillary wrote:

OH OH! Have you ever had a basset hound put his dink in your ear? You haven't lived til then.

Mom got a new puppy. He was really happy to see me.

I felt violated.

Jesus, Hillary, you fucked a dog with your ear and YOUVE been violated????

you've now made that disney movie "tramp and the tramp."
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

News and Noise :: RE: Hillary and her house, Part one.

Author: Watching The Wheels
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:20 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 36

sgt_steve wrote:

Sephonae wrote:

Watching The Wheels wrote:

Do -- a beer, a great big beer
Ray -- the guy who serves me beer
Me - the guy who drinks the beer
Far - the distance to the bar
So, I think I'll have a beer
La.... la la la la la la
Tea - No thanks, I'll have a beer
And that brings us back to beer, beer, beer....

I know the Homer Simpson version, which brings us back to DOH!

The Homer Simpson version is different several places

"Simpsons' did it!" Ha, should have known. Guess I got the telephone game version of the song. Though it might have been fitting to add "purple monkey dishwasher" at the end of it.
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"When I came on this game show I was under the impression you could win money or prizes... not orphaned children."

News and Noise :: RE: D.C. Peeps,..

Author: Watching The Wheels
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:16 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 1

Non.
It started pouring around 7. I settled for an evening of Tom Robbins' "Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates" instead.
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"When I came on this game show I was under the impression you could win money or prizes... not orphaned children."

News and Noise :: RE: Re-Visiting Moore

Author: Watching The Wheels
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:10 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 22

I'd be willing to pop in for an AG discussion. Though, I can't promise to offer anything more insightful than "Hey, remember that time AG said explaining how movies worked to the djinn was similar to raping the tooth fairy in front of a classroom of kindergarteners? ...that was funny."
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Weird News :: RE: come track Kent Couch and his... chair!

Author: Watching The Wheels
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:52 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 10

Breakfast Nook?!
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"When I came on this game show I was under the impression you could win money or prizes... not orphaned children."

Weird News :: RE: Weinerdog Love

Author: dougp
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:45 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 12

fortune cookie wrote:

zendao42 wrote:

I'm with you, totally off those bitches for good-
see, dogs are evil!

Seriously, I ain't taking naps near any living creature that I wouldn't fuck...

So, Me, doug, and dogs are out?

The rest of the livestock is good to go though....
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Mom says it's because you have dependency issues, and it was only a matter of time before you threw it away on some tramp.

Politics :: RE: Moral Compass

Author: dougp
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:41 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 32

mllefifi wrote:

deb wrote:

[...] it's good to see your time away hasn't changed you a bit, other than in a periphreal manner.

You mean, juissez has been going to peripheral school?

Notice that I overlooked the spelling error. Until now.

Caught that out of the corner of your eye didn't ya?
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Mom says it's because you have dependency issues, and it was only a matter of time before you threw it away on some tramp.

News and Noise :: D.C. Peeps,..

Author: fortune cookie
Subject: D.C. Peeps,..
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:29 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 1

any of y'all go to the fireworks in the Capital?
Ya' kno, Jerry Lee Lewis etc.?
Looked pretty cool.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

News and Noise :: My neighborhood

Author: Sara Leigh
Subject: My neighborhood
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:12 pm (GMT -7)
Topic Replies: 0

I just got a link to the Barcroft 4th of July Parade. I haven't gone out to watch it for years, since Jane was little. Very corny, very small-town. Odd.