You Lying Bastards!

Well?

What? What'd I do, and how did you find out?

What? What'd I do, and how did you find out? Oh the perils of the internet...right. Sorry, I'm still reeling after finding out there's porn on there. Investigation is ongoing and extensive.

Ya know, CM, if you wanted to be molested or robbed or something, all you had to do was ask. As for MySpace, I signed up, lost my password, read about the technical crap and decided i didn`t care. I do, however, want to be your friend. I am going to go have a burger now.

D00d, it's because you're not a teenager. DUH!
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Too bad you live in SF, Chris, since there's no violent crime there at all. If you want to get mugged or something, go across the bay, I guess. No need to rely on MySpace.
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"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)

Perhaps the people who do the molesting and robbing are just luring you in with a false sense of security.
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Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders

"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank

This blog is why I'm part of this community.

Well, that and it's free...and we talk about pie and chocolate...and I like seeing pictures of SL's pond and Deb's patio...and learning things about whale sperm, monkeys, one-eyed cats...and how Think likes to mess with people's minds...how TB and Skunk are funny (I mean that in a nice way).

Oh, did I mention the pie and chocolate?
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

That was awesome.
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Everyone loves a smart girl....

It's pronounced Aw-Bee if you were wonderin.

Sure, you haven't kicked any hookers to death yet, but when you see a ramp leading off into no where, you're seriously considering how to get the Unique Insane Stunt Bonus, aren't you? I saw one of those car carrying trucks on the highway with the back end down since it was empty, and Mrs. Goudron almost had to take the wheel to keep us from going over the top of it. Once you give in to your inner cyber-induced animal, it's a slippery slope down to prosticide and dousing your neighborhood with a flamethrower.
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White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

Pfff, I've wasted hundreds of hours playing PacMan at the arcade when I was a kid. That didn't make me go and eat funny pills while moving to monotonous electronic music in dark rooms...wait, what?

hmmmm, yeah, maybe that hamburger thing was a little over the top... i mean, really... for shame...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

mllefifi wrote:

Too bad you live in SF, Chris, since there's no violent crime there at all. If you want to get mugged or something, go across the bay, I guess. No need to rely on MySpace.

Dude!!! when did he move??? Why didn't anyone tell me... you know, its kinda hard to stalk someone when you're in a whole other state...

you know, i dont pay good money to be a part of this crowd for nothing... the least you people can do is keep me up to date and let me know when the Might AG moves back to the main-land... SHEESH!!!
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Quaked and Doomed

So if it's not the game playing that is making me angry, could it be the liers in Washington or the mindless consumers walking around trying to out spend each other or the gas crisis or bigger and bigger still SUV's driving 20 mph over the speed limit burning up gas faster then a sea monster can make you horny? (I am devouring Lust Lizard now...)

I vote all of the above. If they actually cleaned up our world - which seems more pressing then cleaning up the internet - they might realize how little these things effect adults. Children should be parented by their (wacky idea warning) parents!

you got me all fired up, Chris...
good job!
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Imagination is more important than knowledge...
Albert Einstein

MySpace

It's 'cause you're desperate, Chris. They can sense that, and don't want you turning into a stalker.

(starts carefully edging towards the exit....)