You Suck Chapter 1 _ Comments

Okay?

Woo hoo! I think I am first to post on both places!!

Excellent work, my muse! How many days until the release? Ask Ken to make us a countdown clock on here!!

You Suck!

Definitely "OK," Chris, and thanks for giving us a ur, um foretaste.

Although I have yet to read any of your "Vampire-themed" books, this has certainly piqued my interest.

As I mentioned in my initial "nudie Newbie" posting a few days ago, I'm a late starter to your wonderful, zany, and hilarious stories. I'm still reeling from the humorous audacity of "Lamb," and have also enjoyed many hours of reading pleasure with both "Fluke" and "A Dirty Job."

Thanks again, Chris, and be assured you have another "addict" who will contribute handsomely to your retirement fund.

YAY!!!! Thank you! I can hardly wait for the release in January!
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Yay! Chapter-ness! Now to eagerly await the release. 0_0
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Re: You Suck!

Amigo wrote:

Thanks again, Chris, and be assured you have another "addict" who will contribute handsomely to your retirement fund.

"Retirement fund!" (where did I leave that goddamned Thagomizer. . . ah, here it is. . .)

Whap! Whap whap whap whapitty-whap whap whap...

Thou shalt not even think about the AG retiring. Six months remedial nudity! And a 2,000 word essay on wonderful but expensive things that the AG would like to be able to afford, thereby keeping him writing at least until I'm dead.


Oh, I almost forgot - fine job there, Mr. Author Guy. Here's hoping for another NYT top ten bestseller.

Enjoyed every word and have preordered.....I can't wait.

Top ten my pasty white ass...I hope it hit numero uno!

Wow, Amigo...body searched AND thagomized within a week...now you just gotta get pica sticked (stuck?) and you'll hold the tri-fecta record! Oh, and you have till January to buy and read "Blood Sucking Fiends".
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wow.........




this makes me love vampires that work in grocery stores even more....



Ah the joys of working in a grocery store and getting to see this stuff head on.


Kudos AG. I love it, makes me wanna write more.
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Yay. I laughed even though I'd read the burrito scene already. Never saw the last bit coming. Made me laugh out loud. Sort of hard to explain to the kids....

It's gonna be hard to wait until January.
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Thanks AG!!! You sure know how to make a girl smile!
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"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank

At least next time some girl says "What's that?!" at the height of passion, I can say I got it when I became a vampire. After all, I'm already pale as fuck.
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I am sure it is well written. Could I not read it just yet please?
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You and Tom Robbins rock my mind. I love how you guys play with adjectives and verbs. They're like Slim Jim stuffed green olives.
You rule.
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LOL He bunny-hopped his newly recovered forskin back into the bathroom.

What a great first chapter Chirs. Thanks for posting this teaser. (pause) On second thought......Man, now I got to wait all the way till January to read the rest. YOU SUCK! lol.