Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Location: Deleoware
Favorite YS:ALS quotes
I've still got about 90 pages to read, but this one so far is one of my most favoritest quotes:
"Sad and lonely wood did tent his hemp-fiber cargo pants." (p. 222)
_________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:55 pm
Notdeadyet
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Posts: 4056
Location: Midwest
Agreed to and
p.135
"So," Abby said,"the countess is kind of a bitch."
"No, she's just a dark creature of unspeakable evil."
"In a nice way," _________________ spread the love,
Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:44 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
So many... but "YOU NEED TO GO HOME AND GO WASH YOUR ASS!" comes to mind right now- such good general advice!
Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:57 pm
mllefifi
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
Just read this during my work break:
"Please do not further endorken yourself to me." (p. 273)
(This is the first I've ever encountered that word! Guess it's been around since at least last year, according to Google. But I'm glad the AG used it in print; that means it can go into the Oxford English Dictionary, right? ) _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:20 pm
Joelibris
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
"I will slap the gloom off of you, rat shagger!" _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:45 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10523
Location: Easy street
"I will knock you so far into next week, it will take a surgeon, to remove wednesday from your ass." _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:56 pm
Drop_Dead
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 54
Location: Pugetropolis, WA
FUCKSOCKS! _________________ "Who died and made you El Presidente?"-Jay Sherman
One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".
Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:17 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10523
Location: Easy street
Re: Favorite YS:ALS quotes
IReadLots wrote:
One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".
O.K. sumbuddy splaindat tome.
Gads I feel so dense.
No, I am not purposely being obtuse. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:39 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
Um, Chapter 1? You'll find it in the blog if your book isn't handy...
Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:45 pm
Wonko
Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Location: ...but it's a hot heat
Re: Favorite YS:ALS quotes
fortune cookie wrote:
IReadLots wrote:
One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".
O.K. sumbuddy splaindat tome.
Gads I feel so dense.
No, I am not purposely being obtuse.
I guess Idunno wacha wan' esplaint. _________________ Avoid being normal -- John Lennon
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:12 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10523
Location: Easy street
Re: Favorite YS:ALS quotes
Wonko wrote:
I guess Idunno wacha wan' esplaint.
Nebbermind, Wonko. It's just payback for treating my body like
"The House of the Rising Sun" in my yout, thanks anyway.
Chapt. One re-read, thanks Zen.
"Yeah, wait until you go out in your jammies and wake up all sticky
in a cheerleader outfit and see how grateful you are."
On that note, I think "Thick as a Brick" played in a loop is in order. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:34 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
fortune cookie wrote:
"Yeah, wait until you go out in your jammies and wake up all sticky
in a cheerleader outfit and see how grateful you are."
On that note, I think "Thick as a Brick" played in a loop is in order.
Thanks, FC! Knew I could count on you to take us back to the gutter...
Not to mention reminding me of
this
as well.
Somewhere, I have a copy with a bat on the cover- wish I could find the bloody thing!
Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:59 am
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10523
Location: Easy street
zendao42 wrote:
Thanks, FC! Knew I could count on you to take us back to the gutter...
You're welcome.
One does what one can, what one is best at, to please the Divas
of our Boardello. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:52 pm
CoffeeCatMuse
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 22
Location: Dayton, OH
(Abby Normal)
"Allison is my day-slave name--my mom named me after some song by some Elvis guy, so I totally refuse to accept it"
Abby's sister's name is Veronica--another Elvis song--I'm thinking that was intentional by Chris, yes? _________________ Everyday I write the book
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