New Game #2

Another simple one.

The Rules:

Give the best bumper sticker phrase you've seen.

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Here's two I saw last night:

"Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."

and

"Watch out for the idiot behind me."
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

W = Wrong
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.


(was once posted on my own vehicle.)
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

and a rather famous home-made one...




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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

This is one of my current ones:

"Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to your country."
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Sick, twisted, and funny as hell.
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

Wingnut wrote:

Sick, twisted, and funny as hell.

Good thing blood washes out of that nice, soft, white fur!
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

I read something on the back of a car at a very busy intersection about God feeding sparrows more than us or something. Mulled over it, raised my eyebrows over it , puzzled at it.

We have goddess and god pics at the backs of cars. Verses from the bible.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

You! Out of the gene pool!
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"Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants." - Ash, Army of Darkness

Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.

I'd try to see your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own ass.
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

I personally own:

DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers

and

134 Joints in the human body, and not one in my pocket.
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Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold, so follow me bitches! @mremann

That reminded me of this one:

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia
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Avoid being normal -- John Lennon

BUCKLE UP: it makes it harder for the aliens to pull you out of the car.

It's easier to be against fur than it is leather since it's easier to harass rich old women than it is a biker gang.
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

I just saw one that said "What would Scooby do?"
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." ~ http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays


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