Hello

Hi everyone, I am from Mississippi and no I am not a redneck, hick or anything of that nature. I am currently engaged to my lovely fiance Leah. She is a nurse in the ER and we will be getting married in may. In the fall I will start law school and will hopefully be living in Nc. I am a pretty nice guy who brought pie for everyone

While I test the pie for contraband and wholesomeness, you can check out
the rules, strip and say hi to the others who will be along shortly.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

You brought pie.

Either you really are a nice guy or you are trying to suck up, either way: we get pie!


Welcome!!!
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Hi, Lee! Don't tell Aubie you're from Mississippi... actually, tell her and tell her you're an Ol' Miss alum, even if you're not... don't worry, she'll be really pis... I mean, amused

Welcome to the board! Here are the aforementioned RULES. Stick around and have some fun
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Dude, you should have joined us in Decatur a few weeks ago-
we had pie & the AG!

Speaking of pie, you brought some? Good!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you up for the strip search-
Joe should be snapping through here any minute, hope that's key lime pie you got there...

Mississippi eh? Hmm...better than another Texan I suppose. Maybe...
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It's pronounced Aw-Bee if you were wonderin.

Hello again!Be patient..Joe will be along shortly with that strip search we mentioned in chatzy last night..you brought the Key lime..right?
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While we're waiting for Joe, I'm pimping indie bands-
Chet from ILCK used to be in Quadrajets & they rocked!

Also, I put songs from both bands on my YOU SUCK CD-
Quadrajets will be appearing on my next music compilation for the book project-
something you may want to get in on, Lee...

Aubie wrote:

Mississippi eh? Hmm...better than another Texan I suppose. Maybe...

Speaking of TX:

Here's some specifics for this weekend in Austin, Tx



Begin forwarded message:

CREEPOUT 2007-



Friday @ Beerland (9-2am)



Immortal Lee County Killers I

The Hex Dispensers

Black Panda

Deadly Companions



Saturday

@ Rio Rita (9-12 midnight)

ATTACK OF THE ONE (and two) MAN BANDS II

featuring:

Sex Dragon (members of ILCK, Paul Wine Jones, T-Model Ford and The Dexateens)

John Schooley and His One Man Band

DFI



@ Beerland

Flametrick Subs

Satans Cheerleaders

Irish Brothers



Sunday

@ Beerland (doors at 9 PM)

Creepout Dance Party (DJs and other surprises TBA)

Sounds like fun if you like beer & bands & live in TX...

<end of pimp>

Hi! Welcome to the tribe!
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Re: Hello

LeeToll wrote:

my lovely fiance Leah. She is a nurse in the ER and we will be getting married in may.

Oooh, oooh, if she's 37 and like CM's stuff, she falls SMACK DAB into his target demographic!

(Welcome!)

~Sephonae
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Re: Hello

LeeToll wrote:

Hi everyone, I am from Mississippi and no I am not a redneck, hick or anything of that nature. I am currently engaged to my lovely fiance Leah. She is a nurse in the ER and we will be getting married in may. In the fall I will start law school and will hopefully be living in Nc. I am a pretty nice guy who brought pie for everyone

I want cake.
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Hiya Lee. You brought pie. That's good. But still gotta check to see if you also brought Ann. With a nurse for a fiance, you ought to be used to fun with latex gloves by now. Hope y'all enjoy NC!
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delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Hi, Lee, and welcome to the boardello.

We're all anxious for you to join in the fun and games here, as well as share with us all the prurient and intimate details of your life. As an icebreaker, perhaps you can begin by telling us, graphically, of course, all the details of your pre-marital "relations" to date.

In the meantime, Joelibris, our resident male body cavity search stud, will be looking for his elbow-high latex gloves, and making sure his digital camera is handy for close-up pictures of all your naughty bits.

Yeah, we're heavily into intimacy here, but it's all in fun. Stick around, get naked, bend over, and enjoy the ride.

Is it sweet potatoe pie? I mean welcome pull up a stack of books get comfy enjoy some quality time with joe.
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Aubie wrote:

Mississippi eh? Hmm...better than another Texan I suppose. Maybe...

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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free.