Cast The Stupidest Angel Movie

I expect Smackdowns

Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Randy Quaid
Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Drew Barrymore - great whack job material
Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Vince Vaughn.
Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - Zach Braff
Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Laura Prepon. Just because.
Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Rosie Perez
Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Adam Sandler
Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - The old lady from There's Something About Mary - you know, the one who had the line about needing an oyster shucker for her pap smear...
Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - Danny DeVito

Good Luck Chris, hope it gets made!

Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Aaron Eckhart
Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Shannon Tweed
Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Nathan Fillon from 'Firefly'
Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - David Hewlett, 'Stargate Atlantis'
Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Nicole Kidman
Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Elizabeth Pena
Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Adam Baldwin, 'Firefly'
Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Gotta be Phyllis Diller
Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - Randy Quaid
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Joelibris wrote:

Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Aaron Eckhart Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Shannon Tweed Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Nathan Fillon from 'Firefly' Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - David Hewlett, 'Stargate Atlantis' Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Nicole Kidman Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Elizabeth Pena Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Adam Baldwin, 'Firefly' Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Gotta be Phyllis Diller Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - Randy Quaid

I agree with this one!
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Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - I am drawing a complete blank on this one. Maybe Jeff. Or Chris.
Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Selma Hayek. She does both crazy and buxom really well, has the physical skills to wield that sword, and has about the right number of years on ...
Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Allen Tudyk. "Firefly", "I, Robot." But I really wish John Corbett were young enough.
Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - Luke Wilson. "The Royal Tennenbaums." See also Tucker Case, below.
Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coiffed Psychologist)- Carrie-Anne Moss. "Fido", "The Matrix." Works well with zombies. And I'm not talking about Keanu Reeves, either. See "Fido."
Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Rosario Dawson. "Sin City", "Clerks II". Just cause I want to see her do scenes with Selma Hayek. Nice comedic touch, believable as avenging ex-wife with shovel.
Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Owen Wilson. Blonde, good looking, moderately stupid and amoral - it's not like he hasn't done that kind of a role before.
Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Louise Fletcher. The woman who played Nurse Ratched in "One Fell Over the Cookoo's Next" all those years ago. I saw her do a somewhat similar role on Wonderfalls a few years back, and think she would do a great Mavis. Er, similar to Mavis, not to Nurse Ratched.
Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - William Macy. Because I've always pictured Dale as considerably older than Lena. And because he's great: "Mystery Men", "The Cooler," lots more. Age, breadth, great physical actor, good comedic sense.
Random Background Zombies (uncredited cameos) - Jonathan Coulton, Simon Pegg, me. Hell, it never hurts to ask. And who would turn down a change to gnaw on Rosario Dawson or Selma Hayak?

And now, a question you didn't ask: who should produce and direct? The Coen Brothers.

Another question you didn't ask: even for something as short as "Stupidest Angel", subplots and characters need to be cut. But who, and what?

Joelibris wrote:

Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Gotta be Phyllis Diller

I thought she was dead? But maybe she could play a zombie.

sgt_steve wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Gotta be Phyllis Diller I thought she was dead? But maybe she could play a zombie.

alive and kickin', according to the imdb.
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Was gonna offer to be Molly, since I can do crazy & swords-
but then I thought about how much working out I'd have to do first...

Oh well, maybe we can be extras at the party...

zendao42 wrote:

[...] Oh well, maybe we can be extras at the party...

Normals or zombies?
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mllefifi wrote:

zendao42 wrote: [...] Oh well, maybe we can be extras at the party... Normals or zombies?

Zombies, of course! Where's the fun in being a normal?
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Maybe he's too old, but I have always pictured Greg Kinnear as Tucker Case. Always.

I think Rupert Everett would be a good Raziel, and it looks like he's been botoxed enough that he'll have that perfectly blank expression on his face.

Megan Mullally could do Valerie Riordan.

Dale Pearson - Timothy Olyphant (Seth Bullock from Deadwood. He always seemed pretty unstable and violent to me.)

Portia de Rossi for Molly? Can she do action?

Jason Lee for Theo.

And that's all I've got.
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Raziel (The Stupidest Angel)
Jason Mewes (Jay in Kevin Smith movies)

He's clean now and I think that he has the ability to play this character in the way it requires. He's not too famous to steal the limelight for a character that isn't prevalent and I think he'd make an excellent choice in this role.

Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland)
Drew Barrymore

I think she can do crazy really well and she's hot.

Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove)
Luke Wilson

This Wilson brother can play sober and stoned. I think he's perfect for this role.

Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist)
Ron Livingstone (Office Space)

I don't think I need to explain this one. I saw him in an episode of Sex and the City (shut up - I was flicking through channels), unshaven and I can totally see him playing this character.

Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)
Maggie Gyllenhaal

I can totally see her playing this (especially after seeing Secretary).

Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager)
Eva Mendes

Cause she's hot.

Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)
Owen Wilson

Like Steve said, he's a natural for this part.

Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid)
Eddie Murphy

I can totally see him doing one of his old lady characters and really going to town on this part.

Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa)
Woody Harrelson

After seeing him play that one-handed bald guy in Kingpin, and other roles, I'd say he could really do this part justice.
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Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Paul Bettany
Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Leslie Mann
Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Ray McKinnon
Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - Paul Rudd
Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Lorraine Bracco
Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Nadine Velazquez
Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Clive Owen
Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - Phyllis Diller (her bio Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse is awesome btw)
Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - Jason Lee
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Raziel




Molly Michon







Theo Crow




Valerie Riordon





Mavis Sand





Dale Pearson





Lena Marquez





Tucker Case

Our own Super Star




Direction:Shankar

Producers: Twentieth Century Sox

The movie has to be longer. Three and a half hours.
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TSA- Bollywood style!
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