Our Robot Overlords...

Fear them!

My roomba ate one of my cats. Wish I had known about the twisty wire thingy back then.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Help, I am enslaved by my programmable coffee maker!!!
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spread the love,

Hey Chris, did you have one of those slow motion personal reflection thingies with loud somber music like Michael Bay has in every one of his movies right before the evil robots, asteroids, or bad guys are about to end the world?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

I hear the Roomba actually has more sucktion than the Alba-bot 2700, but I'm still not canceling my orders...

My iron-box fell on my foot.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

I never vacuum - when the place gets dirty, I just move somewhere else.
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I'll flip you - flip you for real
-Fenster

I thought that we had already been taken over long ago by those wind-up chomping sets of teeth that they sell at joke stores.
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"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)

Jillopy wrote:

My roomba ate one of my cats. Wish I had known about the twisty wire thingy back then.

Now I feel bad about my comment on the AG's 'space page
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Will Sophie Asher visit us from the future and bring a glorious Matrix/Terminator style AG book to save us?
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White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

The War of Man versus Machine

I'm pretty sure Herman Hesse mentions the wire twisty things in Steppenwolf, what he called the kleine Drehendraht Dingsta, but that might have just been a metaphor for the beast/genius dichotomy of the differentiated loner. It's been a while since I read it.

Joelibris wrote:

Hey Chris, did you have one of those slow motion personal reflection thingies with loud somber music like Michael Bay has in every one of his movies right before the evil robots, asteroids, or bad guys are about to end the world?

Oh, dude, I totally did. I forgot to put that in. Just when I thought the Roomba was going to vaporize me, this montage of my whole life like ran before my eyes. And it was so weird, because it kept skipping on the parts where I was taking driver's ed and the discovery of booty. It's like there's a glitch in my software.

Oh jeeze, I'm one of them! I'm a cylon!

All is well. Nevermind. It's all good. Forget I said anything...

chris wrote:

[this montage of my whole life like ran before my eyes.

I hate re-runs.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free.

chris wrote:

Oh jeeze, I'm one of them! I'm a cylon! All is well. Nevermind. It's all good. Forget I said anything...

Too late. And can you keep that glowing red light in one place, please? Really, all that back and forth, back and forth is totally unnerving.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

So what you're saying is Roomba sucks and all this continuous hinting on a Dyson and how much "I'll love it" is a good thing?
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- Anyway, so there I was spittin on my goldfish tryin to keep it alive....

-"Some people are like slinkies--they are good for nothing, but can still bring a smile to your face by throwing them down a flight of stairs."