That time, When Dad Shot Santa

So that happened...

Thanks, Chris.

That was really nice. And I mean that in a good way. Especially the part about Lichtenstein, which, by chance, I remembered just the other day as existing.



As were your previous blog posts, by the way.



By the way, does this fecundity of blog posts mean that you have nearly finished your new book?

Anxious minds want to know.

By the way.
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mllefifi wrote:

Thanks, Chris. That was really nice. And I mean that in a good way. Especially the part about Lichtenstein, which, by chance, I remembered just the other day as existing. As were your previous blog posts, by the way. By the way, does this fecundity of blog posts mean that you have nearly finished your new book? Anxious minds want to know. By the way.

I agreed months ago to do a week of blogs for Powell's Books web page, I'm just sharing those with you guys. No, these are taking time from working on the book, but before anyone says it, I AM WORKING - THIS IS MY JOB.

chris wrote:

[...] I agreed months ago to do a week of blogs for Powell's Books web page, I'm just sharing those with you guys. No, these are taking time from working on the book, but before anyone says it, I AM WORKING - THIS IS MY JOB.

Thank you, Chris.

I really mean that. (Didn't know about the Powell's gig, by the way. Sorry for misunderstanding.)

BUT IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU AROUND WITH NEW STUFF ON THE BOARDELLO!
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mllefifi wrote:

chris wrote: [...] I agreed months ago to do a week of blogs for Powell's Books web page, I'm just sharing those with you guys. No, these are taking time from working on the book, but before anyone says it, I AM WORKING - THIS IS MY JOB. Thank you, Chris. I really mean that. (Didn't know about the Powell's gig, by the way. Sorry for misunderstanding.) BUT IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU AROUND WITH NEW STUFF ON THE BOARDELLO!

Not you, just someone. Someone on MySpace already did it today. I'm glad this is only a week, because it's bad for you PR to tell one of your readers to go fuck themselves. AGain, not you feef, I'm just saying, it happens almost every time.

Good job!
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chris wrote:

Not you, just someone. Someone on MySpace already did it today. I'm glad this is only a week, because it's bad for you PR to tell one of your readers to go fuck themselves. AGain, not you feef, I'm just saying, it happens almost every time.

Fuck 'em.
I mean what are they gonna do, join the James Fucking Patterson Fan Club?

Nice to see you writing here... Even though it's not only for the Boardello. [/i]

cant..type tto ffunny cant stop laughing

Chris Moore for president.


Who's wit me?
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Well, that explains everything.

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LMAO. Any post with monkeys flinging poo makes me happy.
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My Dream Last Night . . .

was about Chris' childhood. Only he was big, Like, an adult otherwise no similarity to the movie with Tom Hanks). With his AG wit, worldview, sense of humor, etc. Only he was a kid. His parents did not seem particularly robotic, but they did have a really cool house.

JennyO wrote:

LMAO. Any post with monkeys flinging poo makes me happy.

Ditto!!!

I saaaww Daddy shoooting Santaaa Clauus!!!!
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Aubie wrote:

JennyO wrote: LMAO. Any post with monkeys flinging poo makes me happy. Ditto!!! I saaaww Daddy shoooting Santaaa Clauus!!!!

It would be a quite different story of Daddy was kissing him.
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That's great, Chris!

My nine-year-old is totally over the whole Santa thing, but he refuses to admit it. He freaked himself out with the whole Tooth Fairy debacle.

He lost a tooth at school and purposely didn't tell me just to see if money would appear under his pillow. He was so smug and satisfied when the "tooth fairy" didn't show up. The result? He stopped getting money for losing teeth. Who's laughing now? Huh? Not the little toothless wonder, that's for sure!

So now he is afraid that if he admits he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, that Christmas gifts will go by the wayside as well. ha ha ha... I mean, ho ho ho.

DanaMichelle wrote:

That's great, Chris! My nine-year-old is totally over the whole Santa thing, but he refuses to admit it. He freaked himself out with the whole Tooth Fairy debacle. He lost a tooth at school and purposely didn't tell me just to see if money would appear under his pillow. He was so smug and satisfied when the "tooth fairy" didn't show up. The result? He stopped getting money for losing teeth. Who's laughing now? Huh? Not the little toothless wonder, that's for sure! So now he is afraid that if he admits he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, that Christmas gifts will go by the wayside as well. ha ha ha... I mean, ho ho ho.

Wow, you're kinda evil. I like that...

Merry Un-Christmas....