I'll try again.. hola!

okay, i bounced around the forum today and figured maybe it would be best if i did the polite thing and actually introduced myself.

take II:

like Stephanie, history was made by the cover of a dirty job. in my country (estonia, that's eastern europe, next to russia, finland and sweden) you mostly get books in russian and estonian, so i notice all changes in relatively small "books in english" section. plot outline made me laugh out loud and i thought that is precisely what i need. i read the book in less than a day, scaring people around me because i was laughing so loud, and since then i have been hunting for other AG books.

i'm a female with a not so female frame of mind, so usually in writing i come across as a mean sarcastic blunt guy. which is fine with me, i actually enjoy pushing people's buttons. my friends refer to me as to the evil bitch.. so probably that would explain why most of my friends are imaginary.

my job is pretty evil too. i'm a media planner, the schemer who makes you drown in advertising wherever you go. it's really fun. because i do all my job without actually having to interact with people, i have extra energy for browsing libraries and picking on people online.

re rules: i'm nekkid alright. pie - is lasagna good for you?
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hello alico. You sound like a nice sweet innocent girl. Tell me how many different ways can you spell Ginger?
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yes! i actually am! very sweet!

Re Ginger - shit, that must be a trick question! now, what would you like to hear?
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There, see? I knew I saw you on here...lol...

Don't worry too much about Lisa's questions...she likes to keep us on our toes...I think what she means is, how many languages do you know, but I could be dead wrong (as usual).

Welcome!

PAGING DR. GOUDRON! (again...)
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yes you did.. you exposed me! i felt more nekkid than before!

hm, i speak 5 languages, if that's what was asked. but that is..eh, you know.. the european thing.

what's with Dr Goudron? i'm lost
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...just have a bit of a read through some of the other Who's Who posts - you'll figure it out...
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-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

Wingnut wrote:

...just have a bit of a read through some of the other Who's Who posts - you'll figure it out...

you're mean. but i'm on it. i think i have a clue, but i thought maybe i'll try to get answers the easy way
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Welcome Alico!
Evil Bitch, hmmm, any relation to my exwife?
No, not possible, she was shoshone injun, you're european estonian.
Well, strip, sit, n post.
Goudron! Where is that man?
Who's Goudrons Backup?
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UL, but I think you're 3rd in line. I'd almost do it, since she looks like Samantha Carter on SG-1...
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Joelibris wrote:

UL, but I think you're 3rd in line. I'd almost do it, since she looks like Samantha Carter on SG-1...

Um, no.
Not in line at all, I like my appendages exactly where they are.
As my sweet lilbit said oh so long ago, "You can leave any time you want,
but the D**k stays HERE!

And the resemblance you refer to is all the more reason I shouldn't do it.

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fortune cookie wrote:

Joelibris wrote: UL, but I think you're 3rd in line. I'd almost do it, since she looks like Samantha Carter on SG-1... Um, no. Not in line at all, I like my appendages exactly where they are. As my sweet lilbit said oh so long ago, "You can leave any time you want, but the D**k stays HERE! And the resemblance you refer to is all the more reason I shouldn't do it.

Oh well. Wingy, you're up to bat!
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fortune cookie wrote:

Welcome Alico! Evil Bitch, hmmm, any relation to my exwife?

why thanks!

say, was she ever part of www.heartless-bitches.com? that was one hilarious place say 8 years ago.
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Joelibris wrote:

UL, but I think you're 3rd in line. I'd almost do it, since she looks like Samantha Carter on SG-1...

is she nice?
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fortune cookie wrote:

As my sweet lilbit said oh so long ago, "You can leave any time you want, but the D**k stays HERE!

smart woman! how practical! can't blame you for poor taste.

and i have to ask...
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alico wrote:

Joelibris wrote: UL, but I think you're 3rd in line. I'd almost do it, since she looks like Samantha Carter on SG-1... is she nice?

She looks like you, can fire a M-16 at alien baddies, while doing the mathematical equations to blow up a star and collapse it into a black hole. And yeah, she seems nice.
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