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chris
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Comments?

Or


Write your own #3 moment.

Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:10 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
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Great. Now I'm going to have to update my Al-Qaeda playing cards again.

"Do you have the new #3 guy?"
"Go fish"
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does my being the 3rd poster in this thread count? though it says I'm only poster #2, so now I'm confused.
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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:42 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
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Chris doesn't count. He's a mythical being like Bin Laden who shows up now and again to say a few things then disappears. So that makesme#3! Yay!!!

What? Oh, shit....
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is there a #3 action figure?
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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:05 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
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OMG - that's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

Love how you keep bringing in the Geico gecko.

Bravo!

Encore!
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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
does my being the 3rd poster in this thread count? though it says I'm only poster #2, so now I'm confused.


dude, you're fucked.
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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:08 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
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knikkki wrote:
OMG - that's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

Love how you keep bringing in the Geico gecko.

Bravo!

Encore!


I love the Geico Gecko. I want to be BFF with him. When I'm fast forwarding through the commercials on TIVO, I stop to watch the Gecko commercials. That's wrong, isn't it?

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Osama Bin Laden: "Congratulations! you've just been promoted to #3! Here's your new uniform."


New #3: "Does this red shirt signify my devotion to shed the blood of the infidels?"

OSB: "Uuuhhhh...... Have you ever seen the American television show called 'Star Trek'?"

#3: "No I haven't."


OSB: "Then, yes, that what it symbolizes."
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chris wrote:
[...] I love the Geico Gecko. I want to be BFF with him. When I'm fast forwarding through the commercials on TIVO, I stop to watch the Gecko commercials. That's wrong, isn't it?

Only when it speaks like a Cockney flower girl.

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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:36 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
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Sooo...

It's safer to be #1 on America "Gotta Get 'em" list than it is to be #3. That just seems wrong.
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Lib wrote:
Sooo...

It's safer to be #1 on America "Gotta Get 'em" list than it is to be #3. That just seems wrong.


Wrong but more economically sound. Taking out number one and two would just be too expensive.
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Post Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:37 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
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jaandlu wrote:
[...] Taking out number one and two would just be too expensive.

Don't know about you, jaandlu, but I gotta be able to do #1 and #2 -- every day.

Twisted Evil Razz Laughing
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mllefifi wrote:
Don't know about you, jaandlu, but I gotta be able to do #1 and #2 -- every day.

Twisted Evil Razz Laughing


I was wondering which of you would go there... you never let me down, Mllefifi!! Laughing Laughing

I, too, am enamoured of the Geico gecko. I have a cutout of him on my bulletin board at work drinking a cup of tea.

I'd love to see the actual Craigslist ad, Chris...

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Hahhaahahahahahaha

Nice Chris. Really, nice.
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