yeah i wish i could build a time machine for the express purpose of traveling to before i watched the entire firefly series including outtakes 42 times so that i would have something to look forward too.
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Hey and welcome... has Jeff seen that you're here yet? He's a Brit too... maybe you guys know each other

Now, pleasantries aside... put down the BTVS and pick up Firefly... not later... NOW!... seriously, it's a rawkin' awesome show and Nathan Fillion is the hotness that David Boreanz dreams of being when he grows up

Well, since you're appropriately attired, or "un"attired as the case should be, I'll just sit back and wait for you to join us after your cavity searc... er, um... indoctrination meeting.

Cheers
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Welcome!

I see I'm late to the party once again, but I brought the cocoa-
it'll warm you for the strip search & if you like, I can add a little cayenne to it...

Got more pie? When in doubt, make it chocolate!

Hmmm, yet another interesting addition to our wild and whacky boardello. We are really on a roll here lately!

Not sharing the Lemon Meringue pie, being British, and having way too many cats are all punishable offences, but in the likelihood that you are crazy enough to keep us amused, we'll give you a "pass" this once.

Now stay naked (it will also please your husband), post all the intimate and prurient details of your life, and have fun!

Thank you all for the wondrous welcomes!

I just want to clarify a couple of things:

Nathan Fillion is already on my So Gorgeous I Want to Cover Him in Lemon Meringue Pie List.

I made more Lemon Meringue Pie, it isn't situated on Nathan Fillion, unfortunately.

I'm still naked which, considering it is 28f outside, is dedication. Even whipped meringue does not keep me warm.
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Magenta wrote:

Thank you all for the wondrous welcomes! ... I'm still naked which, considering it is 28f outside, is dedication. Even whipped meringue does not keep me warm.

I...you...just...but...ok, pics or it didn't happen...

Oh, and welcome! Alliance or Browncoat?
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Magenta wrote:

I'm still naked which, considering it is 28f outside, is dedication. Even whipped meringue does not keep me warm.

Good thing you have so many cats. You are allowed to wear them for warmth.
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Welcome! We shall call you She-Jeff henceforth.
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Joelibris wrote:

Welcome! We shall call you She-Jeff henceforth.

I shall wear my name with pride, just like my false sticky on beard that I wear every other Tuesday.
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Gaberloonzie wrote:

Did someone say cold nekkid woman? Welcome Magenta, I know bleu already got your strip search but since she's kinda new at it I will be doing a quality control audit, so please relax and move the cat.

Just because I am new to doing THIS strip search, doesn't mean I am a rookie at getting a woman nekkid....but I will submit to instructions.....pass me a Guiness and proceed
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Magenta wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Welcome! We shall call you She-Jeff henceforth. I shall wear my name with pride, just like my false sticky on beard that I wear every other Tuesday.

To clear it up, Jeff, a.k.a. Fattyfattyporkface is our longstanding midwest-living-expatriate-Brit.
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Joelibris wrote:

Magenta wrote: Joelibris wrote: Welcome! We shall call you She-Jeff henceforth. I shall wear my name with pride, just like my false sticky on beard that I wear every other Tuesday. To clear it up, Jeff, a.k.a. Fattyfattyporkface is our longstanding midwest-living-expatriate-Brit.

Aha! That all makes sense now, Watson!

Btw, I've been baking.



Anyone fancy a slice?

P.S. Baking in the noddy ain't fun. Can I put my clothes back on now?
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What the hell is that? What is that stuffed in between? Meanies.
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lisa wrote:

What the hell is that? What is that stuffed in between? Meanies.

Banana!
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Magenta wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Magenta wrote: Joelibris wrote: Welcome! We shall call you She-Jeff henceforth. I shall wear my name with pride, just like my false sticky on beard that I wear every other Tuesday. To clear it up, Jeff, a.k.a. Fattyfattyporkface is our longstanding midwest-living-expatriate-Brit. Aha! That all makes sense now, Watson! Btw, I've been baking. Anyone fancy a slice? P.S. Baking in the noddy ain't fun. Can I put my clothes back on now?

Is that for ME????? Awwww, honey..this Strip search might take a little longer than originally planned...if you bake those...

Sorry, love, nekkid posting (AND Baking) is a noob requirement
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