chris wrote:

Ozzie Osmond -- the Osmond they don't talk about. I like it. "I'm a little bit country, he's a little bit Prince of Fookin' Darkness"

"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaron, I'm the fuckin' prince of darkness! what the hell do I need a fucking Bubble Machine for, for fuck's sake!!!?"

Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Charlie Chan

Shag Chan....Number 1 son will be so jealous.

Kill Poirot....All french should die.

Marry Holmes....7% solution.

Miss Marple, Jessica Fletcher, Nancy Drew
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

LARRY, MOE, CURLY.

Kill moe - He's mean

Shag Curly - Whoo, Whoo, WHOO!

Marry Larry - He's dumb and easily taken advantage of.
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Marry Miss Marple, One foot in the grave an all that.

Shag Jessica Fletcher, she has to bring the flying bed from bedknobs and
broomsticks.

Kill Nancy Drew, Ho did both Hardy boys and number one son of Chan, didnt save none for the Cookie.

Karl Marx, Chico Marx, Harpo Marx
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Marry Harpo - All those lovely adopted children. Then shag his brother.

Shag Chico - That receding hairline is hot.

Karl Marx - Kill him. That is the correct political thing to say on an American website.


Greta Garbo, Cameron Diaz, Marilyn Monroe.


I didn't know who moe, cury and whosthat were. I thought they might have been the three lil pigs.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Marry -- Greta Garbo. Why not?

Kill -- Cameron Diaz. Should have been done long ago.

Shag -- Marilyn Monroe. Who doesn't want to shag her?



Madonna, Cher, Beyonce
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Shag Madonna - I'll have you know I still haven't
Marry Cher - I'll have the daughter too.
Kill Beyonce - the peanut butter glow hurts my eyes.


Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Angelina Jolie
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

lisa wrote:

Shag Madonna - I'll have you know I still haven't Marry Cher - I'll have the daughter too. Kill Beyonce - the peanut butter glow hurts my eyes. Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Angelina Jolie

Easy:

Kill - Chuck - total gyms suck
Marry - Clint - old and rich
Shag - Angelina - doesn't really require an explanation, does it?

Batman, Superman, Spiderman

Kill Superman- cuz I got a pocket full of kryptonite
Marry Batman- he has all those cool gadgets
Shag Spiderman- oh, the possibilities for positions...

Gene Simmons, Ringo Starr, Jimi Hendrix

Kill Gene....That tongue trick only goes so far, and I saw the sex video....time to go, dude.

Marry Ringo...at this point, he'll be the last surviving Beatle with sanity intact, such as it is.

Shag Jimi...I'm 45, he was 27...it's an Ashton/Demi thing. Fuck off. Bitches.


Janis Joplin, Marie Osmond, Joni Mitchell
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Kill Janis, 'cause since she's already dead it's real easy - and a helluva lot less messy than the shag or marry part, ew!

Marry Joni, 'cause god-dammit, she's Joni Fucking Mitchell.

Shag Marie, just to see the look on Donnie's face.

Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Benji.

Marry Lassie- She's one hot bitch!

Shag Benji- Got the haircut for it.

Kill Rin Tin TIn- Only room for one alpha, bro.


Larry the Cable guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

marry-ron, the only one i could stand for a life time
kill- larry i hate repitition
shag-jeff and hope the guilt kills him

biff, jesus and maggie
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Marry Jesus - Bugger can't be killed. He rises.
Shag Biff - Lightly. Frothily.
Kill Maggie - Out. Competition.


Dick Van Dyke, Sean Connery, Rowan Atkinson
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Marry Van Dyke....Happiness personified

Shag Connery....There's no way I couldn't.

Kill Atkinson....Someone else can do what he does.


Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

shag-rock, cux it rocks!
marry-scissors
kill-paper with scissors

tony soprano, tony montana, anthony hopkins
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Marry -- Anthony Hopkins. He's real.

Kill -- Tony Soprano. Because the ending of the series sucked.

Shag -- Tony Montana. So, I can hear him say, "Say hello to my little friend"



Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Michael Moore
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?