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I like red rhinos!

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You would.
It looks like someone menstruated in it.
I did however, like the squirrel analogy.
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I think it'd be best for everyone if Charlee kept you in the house from now on Very Happy

You know what would be awesome? If someone made a rhino sculpture that size out of cherry lolly-pop... can you imagine how fantastic that would be... Very Happy
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fortune cookie wrote:
You would.
It looks like someone menstruated in it.
I did however, like the squirrel analogy.


It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks reallly cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!

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Prince was completely off the mark with that "Little Red Corvette" nonsense. If only he had the foresight to write the song about Rhinos. That would have been pure rock.


That's a shiny rhino.

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fortune cookie wrote:

It looks like someone menstruated in it.


these people should go see a doctor...and why are you looking at menstruation?


THE WHOLE TUBE?!! They need some better lube!
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chris wrote:

It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks reallly cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!


Okay, I had to look it up.
I didn't believe there was a Pompedou Art Centre.
I honestly thought you were making it up.
Like "Oh, it translates into 'pompous crap' or sumptin like that.
There Actually is such a place. The Pompidou Centre Shocked
The spelling is different, I guess you anglosized it for our benefit.
'Sokay, I have to agree it does look cool.
I just don't think I can justify it to my wife, I don't care how horny it is.
(The Rhino, swine. you know who you are Laughing )
As for your menstruation color question. have you met my freind bambi?

I also consider myself duly mocked, and hang my head in abject shame.
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leprrkan wrote:

You know what would be awesome? If someone made a rhino sculpture that size out of cherry lolly-pop... can you imagine how fantastic that would be... Very Happy


How about a gummy rhino?
That's what it looked like to me... Wink

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Looks more like a rhino-shaped candy apple...damn, this diet is killing me.
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Joelibris wrote:
Looks more like a rhino-shaped candy apple...damn, this diet is killing me.


Hang in there, Joe.

The thinner you are the bigger your pecker...uh, er, I mean pecs, yah pecs...will look. Smile

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I knew this topic would turn to sex. Rolling Eyes
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mllefifi wrote:
I knew this topic would turn to sex. Rolling Eyes


And this surprises you?! Laughing

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Feef, you wanna seemybig red horny beast?
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chris wrote:
It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks really cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!


Pretty defensive there, Chris... you got a problem with menstruation??

I agree, though, that it looks like a sports car Rhino. I'm not going on Highway 1 in THAT, though...

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It looks like it's covered in latex (oh yeah!) and that it would be rubbery to the touch (uh huh!) and maybe, just maybe, it would smell faintly of rubber (oooo!)
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