Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Electric Rhino
I like red rhinos!
Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:45 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10519
Location: Easy street
You would.
It looks like someone menstruated in it.
I did however, like the squirrel analogy. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:21 pm
leprrkan
Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch...
I think it'd be best for everyone if Charlee kept you in the house from now on
You know what would be awesome? If someone made a rhino sculpture that size out of cherry lolly-pop... can you imagine how fantastic that would be... _________________ "Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."
- "Bones"
Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:41 pm
chris Site Admin
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 3833
Location: People Republic of Northern California
fortune cookie wrote:
You would.
It looks like someone menstruated in it.
I did however, like the squirrel analogy.
It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks reallly cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!
Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:51 pm
Watching The Wheels
Joined: 22 Dec 2007
Posts: 3408
Location: DC
Prince was completely off the mark with that "Little Red Corvette" nonsense. If only he had the foresight to write the song about Rhinos. That would have been pure rock.
That's a shiny rhino.
Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:00 pm
urhangovergirl
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 705
Location: center of the purple haze
fortune cookie wrote:
It looks like someone menstruated in it.
these people should go see a doctor...and why are you looking at menstruation?
THE WHOLE TUBE?!! They need some better lube! _________________ I will gladly ravage you Tuesday for a ravaging today...
Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:08 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10519
Location: Easy street
chris wrote:
It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks reallly cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!
Okay, I had to look it up.
I didn't believe there was a Pompedou Art Centre.
I honestly thought you were making it up.
Like "Oh, it translates into 'pompous crap' or sumptin like that.
There Actually is such a place. The Pompidou Centre
The spelling is different, I guess you anglosized it for our benefit.
'Sokay, I have to agree it does look cool.
I just don't think I can justify it to my wife, I don't care how horny it is.
(The Rhino, swine. you know who you are )
As for your menstruation color question. have you met my freind bambi?
I also consider myself duly mocked, and hang my head in abject shame. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:24 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13565
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
leprrkan wrote:
You know what would be awesome? If someone made a rhino sculpture that size out of cherry lolly-pop... can you imagine how fantastic that would be...
How about a gummy rhino?
That's what it looked like to me...
Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:18 am
Joelibris
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
Looks more like a rhino-shaped candy apple...damn, this diet is killing me. _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:28 am
Amigo
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 2499
Joelibris wrote:
Looks more like a rhino-shaped candy apple...damn, this diet is killing me.
Hang in there, Joe.
The thinner you are the bigger your pecker...uh, er, I mean pecs, yah pecs...will look.
Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 am
mllefifi
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
I knew this topic would turn to sex. _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:03 am
Amigo
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 2499
mllefifi wrote:
I knew this topic would turn to sex.
And this surprises you?!
Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:14 am
Joelibris
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
Feef, you wanna seemybig red horny beast? _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:16 am
DanaMichelle
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 1368
Location: Michigan
chris wrote:
It totally doesn't look like someone menstruated in it. It looks like a Rhino vette. In person it looks really cool. It's in the Pompedou Center in Paris (which is a big-ass modern art museum). Who menstruates in shiny fiberglass shade? You're so wrong it's not even funny. Ha!
Pretty defensive there, Chris... you got a problem with menstruation??
I agree, though, that it looks like a sports car Rhino. I'm not going on Highway 1 in THAT, though...
Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:29 am
JustAGirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
It looks like it's covered in latex (oh yeah!) and that it would be rubbery to the touch (uh huh!) and maybe, just maybe, it would smell faintly of rubber (oooo!) _________________ Mark it 8, Dude.
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