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chris
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Today in the Cafeteria:

Stealth PBJ and chips. (Chips steamed so as not to crunch.)

Post Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:39 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
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chris wrote:

Iíve decided the only way Iím actually going to be able to graduate is if I take his hand along with the diploma, and I totally rock with a short sword, so I hope Master Suzuki doesnít mind when they transfer him to Pirate school next year because of his shiny new hook.


My biggest worry is that I have to sit next to Dave. He just doesnít seem like one of the group. I donít mean to sound racist, but, heís like totally Western. He sucks at everything. In invisibility class he canít even get translucent, and twice last week he dropped a smoke bomb in the menís room when he was trying to get his unit out of his pants. Next thing you know, weíre all clinging to the ceiling, looking only like shadows out of the corner of your eye, just like we were trained, except that weíre weeing all over ourselves. I think he might be like a spy or something for the fucking pirates. And thatís only the beginning of the mystery, today in the hallÖ


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Pirates & ninjas?
Oh, I hope there's more!

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Do they have the Velcro that doesn't make a sound when you pull it apart? Several years ago I heard the U.S. military was trying to work on that, but never found out whether they succeeded. Very Happy
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GOD! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad the Ninja's stole the freaking KOFFEEEEE! THERE'S NO KOFFEEEEEE! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
That's it. I don't kare WHO I haf to drag in we're going to the store baby Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
ninjas pirates.... what happens at the pro/\/\ Question
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I love it when Chris has free time on his hands...

Smile

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DanaMichelle wrote:
I love it when Chris has free time on his hands...

Smile

Either that, or these are things that were in the first finished draft of his new book but are being excised now during the editing process. Shocked Cool
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DanaMichelle wrote:
I love it when Chris has free time on his hands...

Smile


Oh yeah, lots and lots of it Laughing Laughing
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That was excellent! Laughing

Shall I arrange for a n00bile virgin to polish your prehensile protrusion?
(AG: "wah, wah, wah, wah ,wah")
Yes sir, I know they aren't actually virgins, but they're new to you, no?
If not, how about the "Joe and Amigo Show"?
The second act is supposed to be "All New"!
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mllefifi wrote:
Do they have the Velcro that doesn't make a sound when you pull it apart? Several years ago I heard the U.S. military was trying to work on that, but never found out whether they succeeded. Very Happy


You never heard?

ba dum bum
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ken wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
Do they have the Velcro that doesn't make a sound when you pull it apart? Several years ago I heard the U.S. military was trying to work on that, but never found out whether they succeeded. Very Happy


You never heard?

ba dum bum





LOVE ninjas!
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I love ninjas, too.

Especially when they're lightly sauteed in olive oil. (Deep fried battered ninjas taste better, but they're more fattening.)
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You've got pirates.
You've got ninjas.
But you don't have any pirate ninja monkeys yet.

Everything is improved by adding monkeys.

Or zombies.

Wink

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Thom wrote:
You've got pirates.
You've got ninjas.
But you don't have any pirate ninja monkeys yet.

Everything is improved by adding monkeys.

Or zombies.

Wink

And flavor-blasted cheesy goldfish crackers. Cool
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What a great way to start my day. Thanks for making me spit my oatmeal all over the computer screen! ...bean burrito...
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Embarassed i didn't see this story until now somehow. Embarassed

but it was really funny! Laughing i want to know more about the dave character. i can relate to him the best. Very Happy
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