Re: Hey...

Lavandula Girl wrote:

I'm new, after just reading for awhile. I figured I should join, as I had started linking stuff I found here to other people elsewhere on the 'net.

Look, more purple prose! Be careful, that stuff can really stain while you're nekkid.

Deep south? I laugh at the deep south (HA!). If you really want to see something, you have to go to Appalachia. Mmmhmmm.

I'm partial to Bavarian cream, by the way.
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)

Okay, one warm chocoapplefruitbatrhubarb pie with a cold scoop of purple bavarian jennabush, coming right up!

The Sacramento area move is due to a corporate relocation for my money-earning spouse. No complaints from me, as he is the MONEY EARNING one.... this allows me to be the UNAMBITIOUS spouse... sweet!

I have gotten much mileage out of the fact that locals call the city "Sac", and to the left, "West Sac". Must be a boy city....
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Welcome aboard LG... I'm betting Sacremento has it's own version of kin tuh to worry about...

"Well, yes, Midge WAS married to Worthington Smith-Whiteman, but she divorced him when he got that horrendous toupee. Now she's seeing Arcturo the pool-boy of all things, can you beleive it? Did you see how thin Bitsy lookes at the cocktail party last week? Positiviely scandalous... I heard she's been eating tape worms... the bitch. Oh, I know, I'm terrible..."

It's all relative, no pun intended
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

hey isnt someone supposed to be doing a strip search, cant let our security get lax in these dangerous times. everytime i go to the library i see another book wit that bitches name on it! no offense lavadula girl, you seem very nice, but one can never be too careful!
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.