Frankfurt

Bears!

All my fillings that need to be replaced are now aching at the thought of gummy bear bits stuck in them.
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Frankfurt -- that's where, on one of the bridges, I saw a golden statue of Jesus on the cross with a chicken over his head.
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Agree with you on the German's ... They were delightful.

Loved Germany. So clean and beautiful and friendly. And I thought the food was really good too.

AND I loved the Gummy Bears on my pillow.

We must have crossed each other in the air ... I waved.
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Wow! Everyone's going to Germany! Me too! Well, more like Clearwater, Florida.

Bastards at Borders decided a couple of days ago they don't allow parrots in Borders, so I'm going in alone today. Maybe there'll be some nice Germans there...
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Re: booksignings in far away places

Taco Bob wrote:

Wow! Everyone's going to Germany! Me too! Well, more like Clearwater, Florida. ...

I'm just guessing here, since I haven't been to either place, that they're maybe not so much alike as you might be thinkin', Bob


Hey, AG... do the Gummi bears taste more German there (like bock beer and sausages) or like Gummi bears here (more like magazine glue and jello mix)?
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Re: booksignings in far away places

Taco Bob wrote:

[...] they don't allow parrots in Borders, [...]

TB, you need to get your parrot a pirate costume. Borders allows pirates, don't they?
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I love tonguing errant bare bits in hotel rooms at night...


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Hey, Jeff, cut that out! I'm the reprobate here.

Amigo wrote:

Hey, Jeff, cut that out! I'm the reprobate here.

Great! Then I can claim status as just "the Probe".
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Klari wrote:

All my fillings that need to be replaced are now aching at the thought of gummy bear bits stuck in them.

Yep, having flashbacks of the gummy days & it hurts just thinking about it-
last time I had to deal with their residue, I was hungover & talking to Ralph on the big white phone...

FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:

I love tonguing errant bare bits in hotel rooms at night...

*wonders if it's wise to request pics*

Re: booksignings in far away places

Taco Bob wrote:

Wow! Everyone's going to Germany! Me too! Well, more like Clearwater, Florida. Bastards at Borders decided a couple of days ago they don't allow parrots in Borders, so I'm going in alone today. Maybe there'll be some nice Germans there...

Please come to our Banres & Noble in Middletown, RI. We are next door to a Petco & all sorts of critters come in here. Some have four legs, some have two. You both are welcome.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Parrot legs...................

Parrot wings.........................

That's the start of a new food franchise, I think!


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mllefifi wrote:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Parrot legs................... Parrot wings......................... That's the start of a new food franchise, I think!

Didn't Jimmy Buffet already do that?
Maybe it was Ozzy...

I just realized that Jane is going to be in Germany the week after the AG. Bummer. I was going to try to get her to go to one of his appearances and get a German edition of one of the books signed.