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Ciao!

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Bwahahahahaha!

That was funny, Chris. Especially the "Hello Kitty" car. Thanks!
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"All the bathrooms in Italy have an extra bowl for washing your junk. Note the muffin towels as well as the port on the wall, which I presume is the blow dryer."

Uh-uh...the correct terminology is, "glory hole." Shocked Smile

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Italian Stinkeye? I dunno, AG... my grandmother was Sicilian. I'm pretty sure that's the old school look of love over there. You may have been justthisclose to being invited to her ancestral home to enjoy her pasta making skills....



or, there may be a horse head on your pillow. It is hard to tell if they have the classic, Italian girl unibrow...

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I remember 9 years ago I was writing for my cyber friends and so could not see any single thing in a day, anywhere, without giving a mental caption to it.

Lovely.
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OMG you rock!
Seriously, Lars and the hello kitty car...
This just made my whole day.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Routards... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Okay, wiping away the tears. It's a good thing there's nobody else here but the cat, so I can laugh my ass off then get it all together again with no one the wiser.

Loved the Dick factory and bathroom especially. My niece wrote a very funny short essay for us on the Spaniards and their bidets; I think it's a European thing or maybe a Mediterranean thing.

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Laughing Laughing Laughing

It'd be fun to watch you try to get in the pink Kitty car-
I couldn't fit my junk in it, either... Wink
What? Have you seen the size of my backpack?

Excuse me, I gotta go see a man about demolishing a DICK factory... Twisted Evil

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A little fun in Austria, before they left for Italy.

Charlee and the AG are near the middle of the picture . Smile

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Laughing Laughing i've just had the a pretty shitty last few hours and this cheered me right up!!! Laughing Laughing
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Hilarious.
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oh wow. i found ninjaproxy so i can come here to relieve my inner bitch!

thank you so much, chris, for giving me the chance to laugh instead of hit somethin!

other than that, work is okay.....

oh, a helpful phrase in german is "ich can das nicht verstehen!" (translated: i can not that understand!)

have fun and enjoy! and keep us laughin - god knows we need it! (even if we DO embarrass ourselves in public everytime we log onto your blogs!)
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I love when you do these picture blogs with captions. Thanks! It was very fun.

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edrie wrote:

oh, a helpful phrase in german is "ich can das nicht verstehen!" (translated: i can not that understand!)


For Italian, I'd go with "non hai soldi"-
I have no money, if memory serves me well...

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