18Rabbit wrote:

I have eaten rabbit but I don't recommend it from an unskilled chef. The rabbit quesadilla's my college roommate made were awful, like eating Mother Nature's asshole. You can just call me Rabbit, or Brett I suppose.

Such a gustatorial image... I thought Mother Nature's asshole tasted like chicken.
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Lavandula Girl wrote:

18Rabbit wrote: I have eaten rabbit but I don't recommend it from an unskilled chef. The rabbit quesadilla's my college roommate made were awful, like eating Mother Nature's asshole. You can just call me Rabbit, or Brett I suppose. Such a gustatorial image... I thought Mother Nature's asshole tasted like chicken.

Maybe you caught her on a good day.

Or maybe I caught her straight from a liasion with Colonel Sanders. I hear Nature's a slut.
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I heard she goes back door on the first date so maybe that's what happened. What a ho-bag.

Toga wearing, thunder rolling hussy!
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She could seriously use a visit with your hoolie detailer. Does he do trunk work too?

18Rabbit wrote:

She could seriously use a visit with your hoolie detailer. Does he do trunk work too?

Is yo' trunk junked? Call Edgar's On-site Hoolie Detailing at 1-866-POOPY-TRIM
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I believe Edgar's On-site Hoolie Detailing at 1-866-POOPY-TRIM does a brush-free wash and wax. That'd be convenient.
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Lavandula Girl wrote:

I believe Edgar's On-site Hoolie Detailing at 1-866-POOPY-TRIM does a brush-free wash and wax. That'd be convenient.

Shouldn't that be 'bush-free'?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Good point... I was thinking of the interior, but it is a detail, after all... everything needs a little cleaning up, right?

Great, now I have that singing asshole from John Waters' Pink Flamingoes stuck in my head... DAMN!
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

If you wash and wax you may become bush free. Maybe she could use a Woomba(tm) instead.