Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?


If you could move somewhere else, would you?


Have you ever been held back a grade in school?


Are you easily scared by horror movies?


Do you still turn to your parents for advice?


Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?


How long would it take you to walk home from work?


Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?


Have you ever punched a tree?


If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?


Do you find the opposite sex confusing?


Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?


Do you know anyone who's been in jail?


How many kids do you want?


What do you hate more than anything?


When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?


Do you know anyone that lives in New York?


Have you ever played beer pong?


Is it hard for you to get over someone?


Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?


How many people like you right now?


Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?


Is the last person you kissed mad at you?


What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?


Will you be in a relationship in a week?


Who was the last person to call you babe?


Have you ever had a pet fish?


Are any of your friends pregnant?


What do you need to go shopping for?


Are you taller than 5'5"?


What were you doing at 9 this morning?


What are you doing on Saturday?


Do you like grilled cheese?


Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?


Do you fold your underwear?


Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?


Can you admit when you're wrong?


Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?


Do you hate smokers?


Have you ever switched schools?


Do you like to argue?

Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
i bet. i still like him.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
yes, and i am planning to


Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
yes. i was opposing authority too publicly


Are you easily scared by horror movies?
yes. besides immediate screaming, i am also likely see beasts in dark corners and dream of them for a couple of nights


Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
i never did. i inform my mother about changes in my life though.


Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
all my relationships are difficult. i'm complicated :p


How long would it take you to walk home from work?
30-40 minutes.


Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
no. i get panic attacks with pot


Have you ever punched a tree?
no. but i have hit several walls


If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
invest it in something pretty :p


Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
not really


Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
yup. if no commitments are made, free meat is free meat


Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
i met him once. he also has aids



How many kids do you want?
i'm not sure i want kids.



What do you hate more than anything?
i have a list somewhere. but right now, my brain is dead *yawn*



When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
who doesn't?


Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
ya



Have you ever played beer pong?
no. but i'm willing to learn


Is it hard for you to get over someone?
if you tell anyone, i'll bury you alive


Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
i don't remember when it last happened to me


How many people like you right now?
how am i sposed to know?
define like



Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
yes. well, on facebook - because their pointless activities and status updates annoy me.


Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
i can't see why would he be.


What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
hm. we like each other? i know with my bro we share propensity for mean humour


Will you be in a relationship in a week?
no. i don't know how this works



Who was the last person to call you babe?
ha. i have to remember which one of them was last


Have you ever had a pet fish?
no. we have fish in soup


Are any of your friends pregnant?
argh. they all keep popping babies all of a sudden


What do you need to go shopping for?
wine. i want wine


Are you taller than 5'5"?
i'm 5'1


What were you doing at 9 this morning?
sleeping, of course. or, drinking coffee and watching series i downloaded


What are you doing on Saturday?
i'm either in the coutry, or visiting friends, or reading, or treating a hangover. i don't have a clue


Do you like grilled cheese?
not sure


Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
you don't expect me to remember people i kissed´? and their names? that's just asking too much


Do you fold your underwear?
no. why?


Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
no. otherwise i would have done it


Can you admit when you're wrong?
sure


Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
of course.


Do you hate smokers?
let me light up to that


Have you ever switched schools?
4 times


Do you like to argue?
yeah. especially when they get mad
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
To be friends still with someone you once shared a part of your life is a gift. However, there are some people who we are all better for not having in our lives anymore.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
From the couch to the chair.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
Not willingly.

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
No. Takes some effort, like say.....starting to watch one.

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Only the dead one. The one still alive is as useless as tits on a boar.

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
See answer #1.

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
In some Assmovian timewarp sort of thing, this is a very VERY interesting question. I AM at work and home.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
depends on if I want to sleep said day away, which is hardly ever, and never through chemical assistance.

Have you ever punched a tree?
Does running into one when I was 8 months pregnant count?

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
Depends on what I got the 100 for

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
No.

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
this question is ridiculous in a survey answered by primarily adults. Adults should not be "crushing" on anyone.

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How many kids do you want?
not one gosh darn one of them, most of the time.

What do you hate more than anything?
liars.

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
If I were ever asleep when the alarm clock finally went off, I probably would try.

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
The state, or the city? In either case, yes.

Have you ever played beer pong?
I have! Does this make me cool?

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Depends on the reason.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
Let's hope a heart specialist.

How many people like you right now?
who the fuck cares?

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
Yes. Annoying surveys and purchasing me as a pet. b'bye!!!

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Wouldn't that be interesting to kiss people who are mad at you!

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
I have 5 of them. With the exception of one, what the other 4 and I have in common is a mutual consideration that I want nothing to do with them and they consider it a character flaw in me rather than because they're fucking assholes.

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
check yes [ ] or no [ ]

Who was the last person to call you babe?
dougp!!!!!!!

Have you ever had a pet fish?
I've had a pet rock.....does that count?

Are any of your friends pregnant?
What a surprise that would be for all of them!

What do you need to go shopping for?
Paint

Are you taller than 5'5"?
By several inches

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
I'll let you know in 3 1/2 hours, when it hits 9

What are you doing on Saturday?
ROAD TRIP!

Do you like grilled cheese?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. But what I really like is if it's on bread!!!!

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
What the hell kind of goddamn question is this????

Do you fold your underwear?
Define fold.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
I have never been that drunk.

Can you admit when you're wrong?
In the event it should happen, I'm sure I would.

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
um. duh?

Do you hate smokers?
No. I hate smoking. There is a difference.

Have you ever switched schools?
Not lately.

Do you like to argue?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

deb wrote:

Do you like to argue? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

{snicker}



Do you think your ex still likes you?
MOST OF THEM

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
SURE

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
NO

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
YES

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
STEP PARENTS - YES, OCCASIONALLY. (MY PARENTS ARE DEAD)

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
YES, MILDLY DIFFICULT

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
0 MINUTES. RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY WORK I DO IS FROM HOME.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
NO, BUT IT COULD MAKE PARTS OF THE DAY BETTER.

Have you ever punched a tree?
NO. WHAT'S A TREE EVER DONE TO ME?

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
SAVE IT

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
NOT ANYMORE

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
YES

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF

How many kids do you want?
0 - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

What do you hate more than anything?
BAD DRIVERS WOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THE TOP 5

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
NO

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
YES

Have you ever played beer pong?
NO

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
ONCE OR TWICE

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
GEORGE CLOONEY

How many people like you right now?
I HAVE NO IDEA

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
YES - THEY WERE FREAKS

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
NO

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
LOVE OF READING, THE SAME MOTHER & FATHER

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
DOUBT IT

Who was the last person to call you babe?
MARK

Have you ever had a pet fish?
YES

Are any of your friends pregnant?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF, THOUGH ONE IS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT

What do you need to go shopping for?
PRINTER PAPER

Are you taller than 5'5"?
YES

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT

What are you doing on Saturday?
NO SPECIFIC PLANS YET

Do you like grilled cheese?
HELLS YEAH

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
YES

Do you fold your underwear?
NOT REALLY, NO

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
ACTUALLY, I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

Can you admit when you're wrong?
ABSOLUTELY

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
YES

Do you hate smokers?
NO

Have you ever switched schools?
YES

Do you like to argue?
NOT ESPECIALLY, BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
She has a funny way of showing it if so.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes, Colorado, Florida or Hawaii.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
Hell no

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
Not easily, no

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Still? I'm not sure I ever did. That's what they get for making me so independent.

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
Oh yes. A couple of them.

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
Other than days like today when I'm working from home (yay!) it would take me about oh.. 45 miles/2.5mph = 18 hours or so.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
OMG 4:20 DUDE!

No.

Have you ever punched a tree?
He started it.

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
I think this question is kind of dated. Maybe $1,000 I would save. $100 is like a tank of gas and lunch.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not so much

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
No but he's like almost asexual so I don't even know anyone he's ever crushed on. Also high school was a long time ago.

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
I know me, does that count?

How many kids do you want?
Unknown. We have one and might like another.

What do you hate more than anything?
Hypocrites

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
Until my wife makes me get out of bed.

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Not personally, I've never been there.

Have you ever played beer pong?
I don't think so. My drinking days were a long time ago.

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yes and no. I detach emotionally from people easily but I still think of them from time to time.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
OMG, IS THAT AG??

How many people like you right now?
I don't really care much what other people think.

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
I never joined MySpace/Facebook/Friendster/PlzBmyFriendOMGSOLONELY (see previous answer).

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
I don't think so, she seemed ok when she went to work.

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
Awesomeness.

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
Unless my wife gets hit by a bus, yes.

Who was the last person to call you babe?
Hrm. I'm not sure but probably a waitress or one of the recruiters I work with. The south is weird.

Have you ever had a pet fish?
I still do.

Are any of your friends pregnant?
Not that I know of.

What do you need to go shopping for?
Baby formula

Are you taller than 5'5"?
By almost a foot.

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
I'll tell you in half an hour

What are you doing on Saturday?
Probably mowing the yard and then not much else hopefully

Do you like grilled cheese?
Not as much as my wife does.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Every day, my daughter Jordan

Do you fold your underwear?
Yes but only to make it fit in the drawer easier.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Not really. I don't like sucking cock.

Can you admit when you're wrong?
Reluctantly.

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
Duh

Do you hate smokers?
No, I smoked for 12 years so I know how it is. The tobacco companies are evil though. Plus "hate" takes a lot of energy and I'm pretty fucking lazy.

Have you ever switched schools?
We moved 14 times between when I was born and when I graduated high school so yes.

Do you like to argue?
Hmm, sometimes. I more like to instigate other people into arguing.

Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?

- no

If you could move somewhere else, would you?

- maybe, depends on where

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?

- no, I started school early and zipped right through

Are you easily scared by horror movies?

- yes

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?

- no

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?

- yes, several

How long would it take you to walk home from work?

- about .5 seconds

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?

- no

Have you ever punched a tree?

- yes, but in all fairness the tree started it

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?

- probably save 80 of it and spend 20

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?

- I find most everybody confusing

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?

- no

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?

- yes, several people (including me )

How many kids do you want?

- 702

What do you hate more than anything?

- mean people

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?

- yes, sometimes

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?

- yes, a couple of people in NYC and a bunch in NY State

Have you ever played beer pong?

- oh yeah! and cornhole, and thumper and flippy cups... I LOVE drinking games... they combine three of my favorite things (games, drinking and nonsense)

Is it hard for you to get over someone?

- no, for good and bad I can lose attention for anything really easily

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?

- Steven Page

How many people like you right now?

- lots, I hope

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?

- yes, if they're spammers or if they become offensive

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?

- yes, he hates me

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?

- for Eric and I, it's pretty much ends at we have the same parents

Will you be in a relationship in a week?

- no

Who was the last person to call you babe?

- no one

Have you ever had a pet fish?

- yes

Are any of your friends pregnant?

- I don't think so, but one IS getting married so... ? ? ?

What do you need to go shopping for?

- groceries, new sheet sets for Matt's bed, pillows, new sheets for me, Sambas

Are you taller than 5'5"?

- I WISH

What were you doing at 9 this morning?

- taking the dog out

What are you doing on Saturday?

- soccer game in the morning, probably yard work and maybe going swimming, if I can swing it a play that night

Do you like grilled cheese?

- LOVE it ! ! ! ! !

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?

- yes

Do you fold your underwear?

- yes... you have no idea how anal-retentive I am...

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

- Yes, but I'm afraid of stabbing the inside of my nose with the post, so it will probably never happen.

Can you admit when you're wrong?

- most of the time

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?

- romantically, no

Do you hate smokers?

- No, I was one for 19 years... I hate the smell of smoke though.

Have you ever switched schools?

- no, aside from moving on after graduating

Do you like to argue?

- it depends
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- "Bones"

Do you think your ex still likes you?
unfortunately

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
i would never stop moving, i get antsy if i stay in one place too long. Right now i want to go to the pacific northwest b/c i'm tired of the southeast

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
nope, but i might have to take one extra semester here in college before i get my degree(s), does that count?

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
depends on the movie, most of the time i can predict what happens, but sometimes they freak me out and i dwell on that part of the movie for a while :confused:

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
yes

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
not really

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
well work is about 25miles away, so maybe and hour and a half if i speed walk

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
i have yet to experience that one, but sometimes i think it might...

Have you ever punched a tree?
yes, poor tree, poor hand

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
well i'd save until i needed it

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
not usually, i can figure them out pretty well, there is an occasional oddity that intrigues me though

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
yeah, i've also flirted with their boyfriend too, but i'm not good at flirting so it wasn't too bad :embarassed:

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
like jail or prison? b/c most of my family has gone to jail before when they were younger, but i don't know anyone in prison

How many kids do you want?
none!!!

What do you hate more than anything?
people who abuse animals, nothing has yet to get my blood boiling any faster

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
no, b/c i usually set my alarm for when it is imperative that i get my ass out of bed

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
not right at this moment, that i recall, i might, i don't remember...

Have you ever played beer pong?
no, but i'm more of a rum fan, so maybe i'll play rum pong one day, or maybe whiskey pong ...

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
i'm finding it pretty difficult to get over a crush at the moment

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
probably said crush, or there is some exciting critter in the water that i'll get to poke with a stick

How many people like you right now?
none of which i am currently aware

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
i don't have a myspace

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
i don't think so, but then again, i didn't really know him that well

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
insanity and a love for the AG's books

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
prolly not

Who was the last person to call you babe?
i don't recall having ever been called babe

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes, and it successfully died a week later

Are any of your friends pregnant?
my manager is pregnant, but none of my close friends (that i know of at least)

What do you need to go shopping for?
i need ham, or some type of "breakfast" meat to put in the quiche i want to make

Are you taller than 5'5"?
yes, 5'8"

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
sleeping

What are you doing on Saturday?
hopefully recovering from a hangover

Do you like grilled cheese?
do tigers have stripes?

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
no, but i'm hoping to...

Do you fold your underwear?
for what purpose? it's just gonna get all unfolded again, toss it in the drawer, you'll find it again when you need it

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
no, ears, but not the nose

Can you admit when you're wrong?
yes, but i still don't like to

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
all my guy friends mean a lot to me, they just make life more entertaining

Do you hate smokers?
with a the blazing passion of a thousand white hot suns but apparently not too much b/c the crush smokes *sigh*

Have you ever switched schools?
high school in KY to college in SC, i think it was a pretty big switch

Do you like to argue?
yeah, but only if i know i'm gonna win, now if i were arguing with someone here on the boardello, i would probably concede defeat after the second or third rebuttal (maybe the first if it were Deb)
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

[quote="zendao42"]Do you think your ex still likes you?

No way!


If you could move somewhere else, would you?

I must stay here.


Have you ever been held back a grade in school?

Nah.


Are you easily scared by horror movies?

Love love horror movies.


Do you still turn to your parents for advice?

Still? Never did. The safest thing is to do the opposite of what they tell.


Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?

I wouldn't ascribe the difficulty to the relationship. It's the individuals.


How long would it take you to walk home from work?

If I did it would take an hour and a half.


Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?

I am a zero in the pot section.


Have you ever punched a tree?

Oh no! I adore trees. They are living. They are very clever and hard-working. Oh My God! What a terrible thing to ask a person!


If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?

I would throw it in my drawer and forget about it.


Do you find the opposite sex confusing?

No.


Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?

No. We have totally different tastes. For some reason all my boy friends have loved my friend, but her men have always disliked me. Intensely.


Do you know anyone who's been in jail?

Not yet. Knew a convict customer.


How many kids do you want?

I wanted four.


What do you hate more than anything?

Right now? Cooking. Specially making pancakes.




When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?

Yes. Exactly for 15 minutes.


Do you know anyone that lives in New York?

My brother used to.


Have you ever played beer pong?

Once, my father-in-law's elder brother who was 81 ran his hand over my thigh. That is called peer bong.


Is it hard for you to get over someone?

No. Very easy. I find washing the loo very comforting.


Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?

Probably enduring a terrific swing chase in auto rickshaw.


How many people like you right now?

Modesty compels me to let that pass.


Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?

Don't have myspace.


Is the last person you kissed mad at you?

Nope.


What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?

Good looks. Fine schooling. Male and female parents.


Will you be in a relationship in a week?

Nah.


Who was the last person to call you babe?

Some Irish guy.


Have you ever had a pet fish?

A group of fighter fish lived in my bath tub which I had flung out in the garden under a tree. I forgot all about them. Many months later I saw one survivor who had been living on rain water and crap falling from the tree. I learned all I know from that fish.


Are any of your friends pregnant?

All of us are about to have grandkids, more like.


What do you need to go shopping for?

An extravagant sari.


Are you taller than 5'5"?

5'6" may be. Indian 5 six.


What were you doing at 9 this morning?

Eating pancake and chutney leisurely flipping through an investigative magazine.


What are you doing on Saturday?

Working. Hopefully with yellow roses on my desk. Most anxious to make sure the squirrel has not returned and toppled over my parrot.


Do you like grilled cheese?

Yeah.


Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?

Cannot for the life of me remember.


Do you fold your underwear?

Don't have.


Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nose piercing is the first thing they do for girls here. It is supposed to bring an auspicious look to the girl.


Can you admit when you're wrong?

Very much so. At once.


Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?

This question is being asked like it is weird to do that.


Do you hate smokers?

No! I love the tobacco smell.


Have you ever switched schools?

Yes.


Do you like to argue?

Only over developing subjects. In the interest of discovery./quote]
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Do you think your ex still likes you?
Doubt it.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Moving tomorrow, actually! Taking a break from packing.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
Pre-K. I couldn't quite master finger painting.

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I'm kinda squeamish.

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Yeah.

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
Yeah.

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
Now? A month, maybe. Tomorrow, hopefully it's around 30-40 minutes.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
No.

Have you ever punched a tree?
Seems pretty unnecessary. Are these alternate lyrics to 'have you ever really loved a woman' or something?

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
Boost the Xbox economy.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not really.

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
Replacing 'crush' with 'girlfriend', yes.

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
Yeah.

How many kids do you want?
Zero.

What do you hate more than anything?
Shrimp pasta dishes where they leave the tail on the shrimp. What the hell's that about?

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
All the time.

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Quite a few.

Have you ever played beer pong?
Yes. Word of caution: Everclear Pong -- seems like a good idea at the time. Don't do it.

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yeah, I'm kinda short.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
A person who has just handed me some Ecstasy.

How many people like you right now?
Not many.

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
Nope.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
No idea. I haven't spoken to her since.

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
Love for Will Farrell movies.

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
Hahahahaha ...no!

Who was the last person to call you babe?
Dennis DeYoung. That song was written for me and no one can tell me otherwise!

Have you ever had a pet fish?
My cat loves to fish!

Are any of your friends pregnant?
No.

What do you need to go shopping for?
Work clothes. They have this obnoxious 'pants are mandatory' rule.

Are you taller than 5'5"?
Just make the cut.

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Sleeping

What are you doing on Saturday?
Purchasing a futon, hopefully.

Do you like grilled cheese?
Yes. Yum.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Yes.

Do you fold your underwear?
No.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
No, no, no. Never happening.

Can you admit when you're wrong?
Yes, but I'm never wrong, so...

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
No

Do you hate smokers?
If they're smoking in my face, then yes.

Have you ever switched schools?
Nope

Do you like to argue?
Are you trying to start something?
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
Which one?

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yes.

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
No.

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I'm sensitive to most but I enjoy them...there are some, however, you couldn't pay me enough to watch. (Ex., the Saw series)

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Don't think I ever did, really.

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
In my experience, relationships of every stripe can have difficult moments, some more than others. The trick is discerning which ones are worthwhile and which you should kick to the curb.

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
My mind boggles at the very idea.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
I have no practical experience (of being high a whole day) to draw upon for comparison.

Have you ever punched a tree?
Que?

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
Depends.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Not anymore.

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
No.

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
Yes.

How many kids do you want?
One's enough, thanks.

What do you hate more than anything?
I don't hate, I resent.

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
Ever since I hit 35, yes.

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Me!

Have you ever played beer pong?
No.

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Extremely; thus, I eschew personal involvement altogether and save myself the trouble.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
That would be telling...

How many people like you right now?
The hell should I know?

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
N/A

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Last person I kissed was my son and, since I'm making him do extra work to study for his social studies final tomorrow, I'm guessing yes, he's pretty ticked at me right now.

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
A sense of honor/integrity.

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
Oh jeez...

Who was the last person to call you babe?
A faculty member at the college where I work, I think.

Have you ever had a pet fish?
My son did. Its name was Donatello, of TMNT fame.

Are any of your friends pregnant?
Haven't told me, if they are.

What do you need to go shopping for?
Chocolate.

Are you taller than 5'5"?
I wish...

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Sadly, I don't recall...

What are you doing on Saturday?
Helping my kid study for his Spanish final.

Do you like grilled cheese?
Yummie!

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Yes.

Do you fold your underwear?
Not while I'm wearing it.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Yes, but I have chronic sinusitis and I'd rather not have to worry about blinding an innocent bystander every time I sneeze.

Can you admit when you're wrong?
Depends on who I've been wrong...at?

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
Yes.

Do you hate smokers?
I am one.

Have you ever switched schools?
Yes.

Do you like to argue?
Avoidant-type personality here!
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Re: Another exciting quiz to brighten up your day...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
I don't even know if any of them even still think about me

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
That depends on several factors, but I am not entirely opposed to the idea

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
No, but almost everyone else was, so it was more like I was moving up a grade

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I have no interest whatsoever in them, so I just don't watch them

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Occasionally

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
once they became long-distance relationships they each became difficult

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
In this heat? I'd try to get a ride with someone, or take a cab

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
Quite the opposite

Have you ever punched a tree?
No! I'm not that stupid!

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
I think there are a few creditors who would like in on that action

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no more so than anyone else

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
sure, but everyone involved knew it was harmless fun

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
Yes. One of my friends from college was arrested on suspicion of murder about 18 years ago, but I moved out of state before I found out how it turned out

How many kids do you want?
None for me, thanks. I'm full

What do you hate more than anything?
Anything?... Anything of my choice, or something you choose?

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
If I forget to turn it off the night before a day I get to sleep in

Do you know anyone who lives in New York?
There's Sephone, whom I only know through here, so I don't know if that counts... and some folks from way back whom I haven't had contact with for years

Have you ever played beer pong?
no. That wasn't around where I went to college. Besides, I never needed a gimick to drink

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Nah. I just have to walk up to my apartment and I'm over someone.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
Hopefully an EMT

How many people like you right now?
I have no idea

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
No Myspace

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
I don't think so

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
Apart from parentage and gender, not much

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
I am constantly in an ever-evolving relationship with everyone and everything around me.

Who was the last person to call you babe?
I can't think of anyone who ever has

Have you ever had a pet fish?
No.

Are any of your friends pregnant?
Don't look at me! I didn't do it!

What do you need to go shopping for?
nothing at this time

Are you taller than 5'5"?
yes

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Setting up my table for work

What are you doing on Saturday?
Laundry, and whatever chores my folks may need me to do

Do you like grilled cheese?
Oh Yeah!

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Yes

Do you fold your underwear?
Only when I don't want it to get wrinkled

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
only in the negative

Can you admit when you're wrong?
No, never! Oh wait, I can. I guess I was wrong.

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
sure, why not?

Do you hate smokers?
What Deb said

Have you ever switched schools?
After sixth grade I switched from grade school to jr high. Two years after that I switched from jr high to high school. Four years later, I switched from high school to college

Do you like to argue?
Not particularly, no. And you never gave me five pounds just now.
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Do you think your ex still likes you?
most do- but if the last one does then he's an even bigger idiot than I thought

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
only if it's better than here- if it's a dog-free place, I'm packing my bags now!

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
maybe I've been held back by grades, maybe not...

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
nah, just banality

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
they serve as a bad example for me...

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
um, anybody not heard about the last one?
hell, all of them are difficult in some way

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
takes more than 25 minutes to drive- I'd hitch before I'd walk

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
only if you really want nachos for breakfast-
seriously, it just enhances moods & you should avoid it on a bad day

Have you ever punched a tree?
no, but I kicked a wall- hey, it was already full of holes

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
I'd like for enough folks to give me $100 so I could get my teeth fixed

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
guys are easy to understand- trying to figure out chicks gives me headaches

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
depends on who you ask

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
quite a few, actually...

How many kids do you want?
none unless they're MINE!

What do you hate more than anything?
toss-up between dogs & moths & noise

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
it usually gets turned off before the alarm

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
well, some of y'all live there...

Have you ever played beer pong?
don't even know what that is

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
got over somebody the other day & they had no complaints...

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
guess whoever switched my tea from decaf

How many people like you right now?
show of hands, anybody?

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
don't see the point

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
shouldn't be, he was happy when he left

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
don't have any, it's up to me to pass on the DNA

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
better be

Who was the last person to call you babe?
don't remember the last time- usually, it's me calling somebody babe

Have you ever had a pet fish?
don't think so, had a turtle once though

Are any of your friends pregnant?
they damned well better not be!

What do you need to go shopping for?
oh, that's a long list...

Are you taller than 5'5"?
yep, but the exact amount varies

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
better be sleeping like I was yesterday

What are you doing on Saturday?
working, let's rub that in again

Do you like grilled cheese?
like it better toasted

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
yep & too many of them were Jasons

Do you fold your underwear?
well, if I gotta take the boxers somewhere they'd need folding

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
thought about off & on for years- then finally did it!

Can you admit when you're wrong?
only if you can prove it to my satisfaction!

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
um, yeah...

Do you hate smokers?
meat smokers? I certainly have no use for them...

Have you ever switched schools?
nearly every time I graduated

Do you like to argue?
who, me?

zendao42 wrote:

Is it hard for you to get over someone? got over somebody the other day & they had no complaints...

I do get the impression you prefer them to be hard when you get over them... or at least become so shortly thereafter...
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Wonko wrote:

zendao42 wrote: Is it hard for you to get over someone? got over somebody the other day & they had no complaints... I do get the impression you prefer them to be hard when you get over them... or at least become so shortly thereafter...

Well, a hard man's still good to find...

Do you think your ex still likes you?
I'm sure most of them do, what's not to like?

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Colorado. Tomorrow if I could

Have you ever been held back a grade in school?
no

Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I used to be, but now I think they're funny

Do you still turn to your parents for advice?
Rarely

Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
Aren't they supposed to be?

How long would it take you to walk home from work?
a day or so. I'd just stay there if it came to that.

Do you think the whole day is better if you smoke pot?
Hmmm, I do love pot, but not all the time every day.

Have you ever punched a tree?
? Why would you do that? I've cut a few down though.

If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
spend it, probably on a hunting or fishing trip (supplies)

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no, frustrating? yes.

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's crush?
I'm sure I have. I love to flirt

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
yes, several people.

How many kids do you want?
3 - which is how many I have.

What do you hate more than anything?
There's already too much hate in the world for me to contribute.

When you turn off your alarm clock, do you tend to go back to sleep?
I'm usually up before my alarm clock is.

Do you know anyone that lives in New York?
Yes, she used to work across the street from the twin towers.

Have you ever played beer pong?
I don't know what that is. I've played anchorman though; that's a quick way to get drunk...

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
depends on who it is. I had a couple of tough break ups where it took me a while.

Your heart is racing, who are you standing next to?
Osama Bin Laden, Satan, Baba-Yaga, Kali, Balor...

How many people like you right now?
thousands upon thousands

Do you delete people off Myspace, if so why?
no, so they'll like me

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
I hope not

What's something you have in common with your siblings, if you have any?
fishing / hunting

Will you be in a relationship in a week?
I hope so

Who was the last person to call you babe?
today?

Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes

Are any of your friends pregnant?
Hmmm, most of them don't even have ovaries, so I'm going with no.

What do you need to go shopping for?
lunch

Are you taller than 5'5"?
yes

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
working

What are you doing on Saturday?
Not sure. Probably playing with my kids

Do you like grilled cheese?
absolutely

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
My wife's name is Jillian

Do you fold your underwear?
nope

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
nope

Can you admit when you're wrong?
Hell, I'll admit I'm wrong even when I'm not if it gets me what I want.

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
several

Do you hate smokers?
I smoke a pipe

Have you ever switched schools?
no

Do you like to argue?
Why? You wanna make something of it?
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