"Why you're nothing but a...

...Moore-loving froth slave!" It'd be insulting anywhere but here.

My name is Daniel and I have too many jobs, one of which is with Starbucks as Lord of Drive-Thru Land during hours, peon of Dish Land after we close. I'm also a piano teacher (glorified babysitter,) a paid member of a church choir (money-mongering sleazebag,) and accompanist for small-scale Atlanta musicals (gay.)

Fluke was my first Moore book and was hooked when I realized that after laughing hysterically at whaley-boy penis coffee (destroying what little was left of my maturity) I had actually learned something. People had to start paying me to shut up about the difference between memes and genes.

I'm a full time student studying piano performance or accounting, I can't decide which. I have limited decision-making capacity. I used it on deciding to buy and read every Chris Moore book in order. I started in December and I'm almost done with You Suck! I might make it before he gets to Atlanta oh boy oh boy oh boyohboyohboyohboy!

Also, my shirt is on fire.

Oh, and general consensus seems to be that new guys bring pie. Enjoy! This should totally count twice.

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For the last time Mark, 'asphalt' is not a compound word, quit raising your hand.

Welcome.
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Twitter: jefftunes

Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
it's good with math pie, too...

Guess I'll be seeing you next week in Decatur, feel free to bring some more pie with you...

Hey, Mr.! Welcome!
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Mark it 8, Dude.

If Walk sees your offering, she may love you long time. Welcome!
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Nice pie!

Go for the piano thing, my little cousin did that and she's spent the last two years in China teaching ESL... her dad is an accountant, he's only been to China to visit... just sayin'...

Oh, and welcome
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Welcome. Hope to see you at the Decatur signing on the 23rd.
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"The First Annual Boobathon Queen. "

http://www.upnorthgeorgia.org

Mr. Mister! I WILL take these broken wings and learn to fly!

...
Oh? Not that one?
*ahem*

Anyway. Hiya! Welcome aboard!
Nice job with the pi.

Tough break with the shirt.
And to think people laugh at me when I spend hours soaking my shirts in flame retardant chemicals.
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Homeless people need more seasoning, use bath salts.

Woll...howdy, Lil' Mister!

Nice PI!...?
Sorry not used to saying that to a guy.

*Spikes my cup of cocoa* Cheers!
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Hey.
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Thanks all. Time to poast like a madman!
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For the last time Mark, 'asphalt' is not a compound word, quit raising your hand.

Re: "Why you're nothing but a...

Mr. Mister wrote:

Best. Pie. Ever.

Welcome!
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

hey arent you a band from the eighties?
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Wow! Haha, apparently, I am.

I've got some research to do- apparently, I need to take some time to get to know myself.
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For the last time Mark, 'asphalt' is not a compound word, quit raising your hand.

You could have chosen a different name, from an Oscar Hammerstein lyric:

"Oh, listen sister,
I love my mister man..."