Joined: 21 May 2008
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Location: WTF is wrong with you?
Running into that psycho from "No Country for Old Men"
Being shot (at) by ranchers.
Being harrased/arrested by INS as an illegal alien.
Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:50 am
Uptown_Toodeloo
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 530
Location: St. Augustine, FL
Dude, this is Satan we are taling about right? What does he need help with? He's got all kinds of powers, right? Can't he just conjure up whatever he wants?
Or is he an emotional cripple like the charater from South Park? Unless God is also in east Texas and making trouble for him.
Or her, i'm not sexest when it comes to evil god like creatures. Satan could be a her. Or God could be a her as well, come down to Texas to vex the red bastard.
Ok, I know its not fair to call Satan a bastard. I have no idea if he knew his father or not. Sorry. _________________ "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." - Albert Einstein
Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:16 am
mllefifi
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
Uptown_Toodeloo wrote:
[...] i'm not sexest when it comes to evil god like creatures. Satan could be a her. Or God could be a her as well, come down to Texas to vex the red bastard. [...]
Or an "it" -- let's not forget the neuter gender.
_________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:52 am
Uptown_Toodeloo
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 530
Location: St. Augustine, FL
mllefifi wrote:
Uptown_Toodeloo wrote:
[...] i'm not sexest when it comes to evil god like creatures. Satan could be a her. Or God could be a her as well, come down to Texas to vex the red bastard. [...]
Or an "it" -- let's not forget the neuter gender.
That is so true. I apologize yet again to the none gender entities out there. _________________ "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." - Albert Einstein
Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:00 pm
JustAGirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
Powers or not, it's going to be a bitch to find comfortable shoes. _________________ Mark it 8, Dude.
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:38 pm
chris Site Admin
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 3833
Location: People Republic of Northern California
Keeping Dick Cheney alive so he didn't die and take my job.
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:43 pm
Lavandula Girl
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 1830
Location: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arnold's Court
Upside to the Texas location? Due to the oil rigs and feed lots, Satan will probably be able to pass off his brimstone smell as atmospheric. _________________ "No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:47 pm
festusbongwater
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Posts: 33
What Would Satan Do?
Kind of begs the question though, does Satan really want that job? See, e.g., the nasty stuff that happens in the Book of Revelations. And anyway, didn't he start out wanting God's job and end up having to settle? That's kind of the premise, and I think I've got my ending now...
Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:20 pm
festusbongwater
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Posts: 33
Satan's Shoes
Can't he make himself into a snake? If he can do that, is he really going to have issues with cloven feet? Or did the snake say, "Yeah, don't mind the cloven feet, just eat the friggin' apple already"?
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