SEXY SURVEY

The first thing I notice about a wo/man is...


I like a wo/man who is...


My idea of a sexy date is...


My favorite love song is...


The perfect kiss should be...


My first crush was...


Nothing relaxes me like...


The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...


The sexiest smell is...


The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...


The sexiest food is...


I could forgive my significant other anything except for...


My best sexy tip is...


I would rather get:
1. a home-cooked meal by candlelight
2. a massage
3. diamond jewelry
4. a baby-sitter


The sexiest thing a wo/man can wear is:
1. formal clothes
2. jeans & a t-shirt
3. lingerie/boxers
4. nothing


The sexiest star is...

Well... no longer a call for me to fill out this survey...
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Avoid being normal -- John Lennon

The first thing I notice about a woman is...
Eyes

I like a woman who is...
Strong minded and curvy

My idea of a sexy date is...
a beach day or a spa day

My favorite love song is...


The perfect kiss should be...
deep and sincere

My first crush was...
Kristy McNichol (HA!)

Nothing relaxes me like...
The warmth of the sun

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
give me a massage

The sexiest smell is...
I am not sure what it is called, I know it when I smell it though.

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
nudity

The sexiest food is...
Chocolate

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
not sure... take everything as it comes

My best sexy tip is...
Be confident

I would rather get:
2. a massage


The sexiest thing a woman can wear is:
4. nothing


The sexiest star is...
Selma Hayek

Wonko wrote:

Well... no longer a call for me to fill out this survey...

Sure there is- you ain't dead yet!


The first thing I notice about a man is...
hair- I'm near-sighted & everything else is a blur

I like a man who is...
comfortable with who he is & not a slave to his friends

My idea of a sexy date is...
chocolate pudding in bed

My favorite love song is...
does "WANGO TANGO" count?
I can't stand ballads

The perfect kiss should be...
what you want at the moment-
there's room for all kinds of kisses

My first crush was...
so long ago that I don't remember it

Nothing relaxes me like...
daily sex

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
not burden me with the traditional idea of romance

The sexiest smell is...
my freshly-showered husband on clean sheets

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
hell, just keep the noise & stench of the world away from me & I'm up for anything...

The sexiest food is...
chocolate & cayenne

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
depriving me of sex

My best sexy tip is...
don't hold sex hostage- have lots of it!

I would rather get:
laid- otherwise, the rest of it's irrelevent


The sexiest thing a man can wear is:
nothing- except maybe me

The sexiest star is...
I'm going with our local sun- none of us would be here without it

The first thing I notice about a woman is...
The way she carries herself

I like a woman who is...
intelligent, quick witted, humorous, and accepting of my many, many flaws

My idea of a sexy date is...
cooking dinner for her

My favorite love song is...
Eagles, Hotel California; or side 1 of Led Zepplin IV

The perfect kiss should be...
Followed by wild animal sex

My first crush was...
Carolyn Dille

Nothing relaxes me like...
Booze, or pot, or a BJ

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
See above

The sexiest smell is...
money

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
Touch

The sexiest food is...
a rib eye

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
disloyalty

My best sexy tip is...
don't rush it

I would rather get:

2. a massage


The sexiest thing a wo/man can wear is:
1. formal clothes
little red / black dress... yum.


The sexiest star is...
Ricci - she's got the devius glint in her eye. Makes me believe there's a dirty little whore buried deep in her just waiting to get out.
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And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

Re: SEXY SURVEY

The first thing I notice about a man is...
The way he walks.

I like a man who is...
Confident and compassionate.

My idea of a sexy date is...
Sex. Duh.

My favorite love song is...
Right now, "I Will Possess Your Heart" by Death Cab for Cutie

The perfect kiss should be...
Approached at just the right speed and intensity for that moment.

My first crush was...
When I was in kindergarten...I know.

Nothing relaxes me like...
Rocking out to my favorite tunes.

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
Dunno...try me.

The sexiest smell is...
...

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
My favorite tunes...and a glass of Shiraz.

The sexiest food is...
Chocolate. Duh.

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
Abuse.

My best sexy tip is...
Not to be revealed.

I would rather get:
1. a home-cooked meal by candlelight
2. a massage
3. diamond jewelry
4. a baby-sitter
Hmmm...1 and 2 sound lovely...

The sexiest thing a man can wear is:
1. formal clothes
2. jeans & a t-shirt
3. lingerie/boxers
4. nothing
I dig a guy in silk boxers. Just sayin.

The sexiest star is...
A matter of opinion, eh, what?
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

The first thing I notice about a man is...
His height


I like a man who is...
Funny


My idea of a sexy date is...
Anywhere Moneyman wants to take me


My favorite love song is...
Love songs aren't really my thing. I like music to have sex to, though! Try Voodoo by Godsmack.



The perfect kiss should be...
Not too wet.


My first crush was...
Jamie Clark, I think. Or maybe Tommy MacDonald.


Nothing relaxes me like...
Having a couple beers, then falling asleep, while lying in a hammock on a fall day.


The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
Listen.


The sexiest smell is...
The back of Moneyman's neck, right after he's gotten his hair cut.


The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
Moneyman's smile


The sexiest food is...
Strawberries


I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
Cheating


My best sexy tip is...
Be confident in your own skin. It turns everyone on.


I would rather get:
A massage


The sexiest thing a man can wear is:

jeans & a t-shirt

The sexiest star is Polaris) it has POLE right in the name, right?)



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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Lavandula Girl wrote:

My favorite love song is... Love songs aren't really my thing. I like music to have sex to, though! Try Voodoo by Godsmack.

Aw, YEAH!
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

The first thing I notice about a wo/man is...
His derierre

I like a wo/man who is...
considerably taller than me, but not abnormally so.

My idea of a sexy date is...
One filled with lots of deep mutual thoughts.

My favorite love song is...
Maybe I'm Amazed by Paul McCartney or I Love You by Atlanta Rhythm Section.

The perfect kiss should be...
Long enough, but not too long, I need to breathe, too.

My first crush was...
a kid named Mark, or was it Brian?

Nothing relaxes me like...
an OreO before bed.

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
Cook me Beef Stroghanoff from scratch.

The sexiest smell is...
A clean body, fresh from the shower.

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
A little touching...

The sexiest food is...
Huh? I don't know if food is sexy, it should be tasty.

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
infidelity.

My best sexy tip is...
I don't have any, but open to suggestions.

I would rather get:
1. a home-cooked meal by candlelight
2. a massage
3. diamond jewelry
4. a baby-sitter

No. 1 for sure.

The sexiest thing a wo/man can wear is:
1. formal clothes
2. jeans & a t-shirt
3. lingerie/boxers
4. nothing

No. 4, I think.

The sexiest star is...

The Brad Pitt of 15 or so years ago. Still. Too bad he had to age along with me.

The first thing I notice about a wo/man is her eyes, smile, breasts, ass, camel toe


I like a wo/man who is smooth


My idea of a sexy date is... one that ends with a hearty orgasm


My favorite love song is... afternoon delight


The perfect kiss should involve her being bottomless THINK about it!!!


My first crush was a chick in nursery school


Nothing relaxes me like an orgasm


The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is dress like a skank, slut, whore, catholic school girl

The sexiest smell is clean hair


The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is skinny dipping


The sexiest food is N/A food puts me to sleep


I could forgive my significant other anything except for nothing -- i can forgive anything

My best sexy tip is go down on her til she goes crosseyed, but DO NOT ask for anything in return guys -- you know what i mean... -- she will love you forever


I would rather get:
1. a home-cooked meal by candlelight
2. a massage
3. diamond jewelry
4. a baby-sitter


The sexiest thing a wo/man can wear is:
1. formal clothes
2. jeans & a t-shirt
3. lingerie/boxers
4. nothing


The sexiest star is depends on my mood[/b]
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

The first thing I notice about a wo/man is...
His eyes. I like 'em dark and full of life.

I like a wo/man who is...
Intelligent, witty, and has a great sense of adventure. I'm looking for a best friend. The lover part is just a bonus.

My idea of a sexy date is...
Pffft... I'm fine with movies and popcorn as long as we spend the night together, laughing and getting to know one another... however well that may be.

My favorite love song is...
Across The Universe by The Beatles

The perfect kiss should be...
Soft and tender. The kind that when you pull away both of you are smiling like complete fucking idiots.

My first crush was...
Craig, 1st grade music class. He let me have his maracas because he knew I hated the goddamn sand paper block instrument. Seriously... how in the bloody hell are two blocks and sandpaper considered music?!

Nothing relaxes me like...
A good belly laugh.

The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...
The most romantic gestures to me are ones that show you that your lover knows what makes you tick, whether it be food, sweet nothings whispered in your ear, a good romp or a trip to the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit.

The sexiest smell is...
I'm quite fond of dryer sheets, but I also love the smell of salty ocean water clinging to skin. Like the taste too. Mmm... salty sea kisses.

The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...
A light kiss on my neck. Just thinking about it makes me shudder, ahhh.

The sexiest food is...
Chocolate covered frozen banana with nuts. Tehe...

I could forgive my significant other anything except for...
There's a lot of things I couldn't forgive, like... the killing of babies... the killing of baby animals... the fathering of babies that aren't mine... mass genocide... voting for Sarah Palin. Anything else we could work through.

My best sexy tip is...
Find out that man's sexual weakness and exploit it! Make him crazy with passion! This, of course, may cause you to get your hands to get dirty...

I would rather get:
2. a massage

The sexiest thing a wo/man can wear is:
2. jeans & a t-shirt

The sexiest star is...
If we're talking celestial, Sirius. If we're talking celebrity, Brandon Boyd. I also have this weird thing for John Francis Daley...
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"Life's a garden: dig it" - Voltaire (well, he basically said it)

The first thing I notice about a man is...his face


I like a man who is...cares about how he looks, smells..who is smart and witty


My idea of a sexy date is...road trips without a map or purpose... "What's over there? Wonder where that goes?"


My favorite love song is...Nothing Else Matters by Metallica


The perfect kiss should be...one that you can feel all over your body


My first crush was...Travis Saunier


Nothing relaxes me like...a quiet house, a book..and some rum drinks


The most romantic thing somebody can do for me is...rub lotion all over my body..while they are naked


The sexiest smell is...the smell of a man who is freshly showered, shaved..and ready to misbehave


The thing guaranteed to put me in the mood is...see the 2 above answers


The sexiest food is...the food that is no where near me..I don't associate food and sex


I could forgive my significant other anything except for...ignoring me/using sex as a bargaining tool or some type of control measure.


My best sexy tip is...Give the attention you want to the one you love..chances are you will get it in return. If you don't..tell them what you want!!


I would rather get:

2. a sensual massage



The sexiest thing a man can wear is:
something that makes them feel good about themselves..if they feel it, they ARE!


The sexiest stars are: Gerard Butler, James Marsters, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (Prison Break) Salli Richardson-Whitfield (Eureka) Jewel Staite (Firefly) Adam Baldwin (Chuck)


Anymore questions?
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