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Hairy monkey balls? _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:38 am
Jinxted
Joined: 15 Mar 2010
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Location: Dorrtuckey, Michigan
I dont think monkey's do much manscaping
Monkee's on the other hand...
Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:09 am
mllefifi
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Monkeys might do monkeyscaping.
Hey, that makes me think: is there a separate term for a male monkey vs. a female monkey? You know, like ram and ewe, or cock and hen, or bull and cow, etc. _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
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Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:02 am
Vahlee
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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mllefifi wrote:
Monkeys might do monkeyscaping.
Hey, that makes me think: is there a separate term for a male monkey vs. a female monkey? You know, like ram and ewe, or cock and hen, or bull and cow, etc.
Ahem... a female cow can also be called a "heifer" if she hasn't given birth.
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
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Location: St. Augustine, FL
mllefifi wrote:
Monkeys might do monkeyscaping.
Hey, that makes me think: is there a separate term for a male monkey vs. a female monkey? You know, like ram and ewe, or cock and hen, or bull and cow, etc.
I belive the correct gender identifiers are Fred for males and Bessie for females.
At least that's what my grandfather would have told you _________________ "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." - Albert Einstein
Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:25 pm
Stewies Mom
Joined: 13 Jun 2009
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Of course Monkeys manscape! Haven't you ever seen them at the beauty parlor? You know, when one sits behind the other one and searches for & then removes the fleas & ticks. Geesh! _________________ Whaaaa?
Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:40 pm
bleu
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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EXCUSE ME!!! We are all making with the glad handing and the welcoming (enabled by lots of pies I know) What ever happened to doing the ACCSS??? JOE!!! Bring your glove!!
Are you posting in ze buff..on a stack of the AG's books??? (You can wear warm stripey socks )
Oh..Hi! I'm bleu and I'm incorrigible _________________ "Relax, there's no greener grass, only different kinds!"
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