Speaking of manscaping...


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bleu wrote:

Oh..Hi! I'm bleu and I'm incorrigible

I have it on good authority that bleu can, in fact, be corriged.
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I did show up for the mandatory strip search, but after realizing I had forgotten my safety words we just had a few drinks and decided to never call, so very 90's but there you have it.

Also realizing my error in not posting nekkid I will remedy that

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i had to sit on the keyboard as most of the AG's works are audio or ebook, I did however have my copy of Island of Sequined Love Nun and Lamb in my hands because I just never sit nekkid on Saviours or Crazy Bitches.

And my wife says I am de-corrigible
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Jinxted wrote:

I just never sit nekkid on Saviours or Crazy Bitches.

Oooooh, nice. New sig line, maybe?
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-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

I'm late to the party, but hiya and welcome. No pie for me, thanks, I'm on a stupid diet.

Since we haven't scared you off yet, it looks like you'll fit right in here.
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Wingnut wrote:

Jinxted wrote: I just never sit nekkid on Saviours or Crazy Bitches. Oooooh, nice. New sig line, maybe?

Absolutely,
Looks likes it fits you fine, I'm honored.

And Katy no pie, but thanx for sizing me up, i hope to stay fitted.
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Fitted? You mean like PIPEFITTERS*?!



*As it happens, that was the name of Lou Diamond Phillips' band-
we saw them cuz we could & man, that was a long night... at least I think it was...

bleu wrote:

What ever happened to doing the ACCSS??? JOE!!! Bring your glove!!

Maybe he's been too embarrassed to do them after SRD was able to bring in so much contraband...

Come on back, Joe! Shake it off! We know you're the best!
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Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuteness.
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Joelibris wrote:

Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuteness.

*plops into nearby chair and waits for the show to start*
Oh gEg!!!!
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bleu wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuteness. *plops into nearby chair and waits for the show to start* Oh gEg!!!!

i know, right!!! *hands popcorn to bleu* where's sep?
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I hope you ladies paid the cover charge, remember there is a 2 drink minimum and dont forget to tip the waitstaff

OK Joe lets get this show onna road, ferget that warming nonsense I'll take it like a man...


....and whimper like a baby
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Jinxted wrote:

I hope you ladies paid the cover charge, remember there is a 2 drink minimum and dont forget to tip the waitstaff OK Joe lets get this show onna road, ferget that warming nonsense I'll take it like a man... ....and whimper like a baby

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girlEgirl wrote:

bleu wrote: Joelibris wrote: Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuteness. *plops into nearby chair and waits for the show to start* Oh gEg!!!! i know, right!!! *hands popcorn to bleu* where's sep?

I'm here, just mixin' the cocktails (pun intended).

Say, fellas - wouldja mind slippin' into these here soccer uniforms?
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Sephonae wrote:

girlEgirl wrote: bleu wrote: Joelibris wrote: Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuteness. *plops into nearby chair and waits for the show to start* Oh gEg!!!! i know, right!!! *hands popcorn to bleu* where's sep? I'm here, just mixin' the cocktails (pun intended). Say, fellas - wouldja mind slippin' into these here soccer uniforms?

*shields eyes from the bright flashbulbs*
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