Dilemma - need your help
whoo-hoo! just got a package in the mail today - finally purchased my copy of BLOODSUCKING FIENDS after reading it many a time after getting at the library. AND also finally got my copy of LAMB, after avoiding all related posts until i could not stand it any longer. now here's the hard part. i'm going up into the BWCA (Boundary Waters Canoe Area in Minnesota) in late july, to a cabin in the woods with no tv or phone, but all the other luxuries for a week. how am i going to stop myself from reading these little gems until then? I've thought about stuffing them into a jumbo-sized ziplock, and freezing them in a block of ice to adorn my freezer for a few months, but find this to be a bit trite and ordinary. i need a more strange and spectacular way of preserving these tomes, considering that CM wrote them and i have to properly give them their due - any ideas? your thoughts would be most welcome, the wilder the better!
p.s. on an unrelated note, how long do i have to keep posting naked? the neighbors are whispering and pointing... maybe it's because i'm typing on my laptop in the front yard?
p.p.s. bud, the evil parrot says hi. i have not yet succeeded in destroying him. although bud's way of saying hi is by emitting blood-curdling screeches until you go into seizures, i know he feels deeply for you and misses all of you terribly...
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
- Bruce Dickinson