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LostInWalmart



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Bears eating corpses. WTF? There's got to be a zombie angle here somewhere.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/26/russian-bears-raiding-loc_n_774192.html
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Zombie Bears?!?!?!
That's bad.
Mmmkay?
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I read that as zombie angel at first-
cool band name or time for me to go to bed? Shocked
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yes, go to bed. dream sweet dreams of corpse-sicles.
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LostInWalmart wrote:

yes, go to bed. dream sweet dreams of corpse-sicles.


Exclamation Another cool band name!
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Uhhh... Zen, there is already a band named Yes...
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The Russians must have really shitty graves if BEARS can sense where the bodies are and then in turn DIG SIX FEET, OPEN THE COFFIN, HAVE LUNCH and then CLIMB OUT OF THE HOLE! Not saying it can't be done, because it clearly already has, but either Russian gravediggers need to be fired or bears are MUCH more intelligent than we thought.
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Wonko wrote:

Uhhh... Zen, there is already a band named Yes...


I know I've been sleep-deprived for the past couple of weeks but I'm pretty sure I meant corpse-sicles... Razz
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An Update!

Alaska Police: Don't Use Tasers on Bears

Since we all know Alaska is visible from Russia (and vice versa), it's possible that corpse-sicle eating is a response to bear-tasering. Your move, Humanity.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/weird/alaska-police-dont-use-tasers-on-bears-dpgonc-20100803-fc_8987860[/b]
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