Granted, but Goldilocks ate all your porridge!

Wish I had the remote that controls the universe...

Granted... but the batteries required to power it don't exist.

I wish... I could think of something to wish for...
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Avoid being normal -- John Lennon

Granted, but each time you attempt to apply your new ability you will lose a part of a finger or toe at the joint, and your new nickname is nubby.

I wish I had a new vehicle that runs on bio-fuel.
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"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science." - Albert Einstein

Finally granted, but unfortunately you also have an advanced sense of smell and a complete understanding of the damage that biofuel does to the planet.

i wish that i had time to read every (interesting) book ever written.
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Don't you hate it when you don't know if a question is rhetorical or not?