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Name other things that could be improved by zombies.

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I thought there were zombies in the last 3 Star Wars movies...oh wait...those were actors?

Other things that can improve with zombies:

1: The Republican Party (But they have so little brains they fail to attract zombies)

2: The Democratic Party (see #1)

3: The United Nations (see #1 and #2)

4: All Monty Python Movies....especially the Quest for the Holy Zombie.

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The Oscars.
"And Best Picture goes to... Brokeback braaaaiiiiinnnnsss...."

Surgery: Well, not if you were the one with the inflamed appendix.

World Baseball Classic: especially the games in Tokyo

Cheney hunting trips

White House press briefings: Tubby Press Sec. would lose weight running from zombie press corps.

IRS Audits: "Sure I can produce my receipts Mr. IRS guy... Brrrraaaaiinnns!"

Shopping trips with Mrs. Spyro

and last but not least:
Congressional Sessions: CSPAN's ratings would go through the roof!
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Chris, I can't believe you made that remark about Phantom of the Opera. Shocked

So, I'll do the honors....

Tune: Phantom of the Opera

And in this boardello,
where night is blind,
The Zombie of the Graveyard
is here,
inside your brain.


or

Tune: Music of Night

Softly, deftly,
zombies will surround you....
feel it, hear it,
they're closing in around you...
Open up your mind,
let the zombies now dine,
in this darkness which
you know you can not fight,
the darkness of the
Zombies of the Night.

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How about message boards?

Hi AG I have a question for you, would you please tell me...AGgggggggh

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the Department of Motor Vehicles
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knikkki wrote:
the Department of Motor Vehicles



no, no, no, Knikkki! The question is what would be improved by zombies, not what has been infested with zombies.
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Football would definitely be improved by zombies. AS would tennis and golf and curling... most sports would be vastly improved if zombies were introduced to them.
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I'm thinking the salesforce at my work would be more productive with zombies. Maybe they'd be more scared for their lives, and less concerned with blaming others for losing accounts. Or the zombies could be the sales force. They eat the customers brains so the customers don't care to complain about our products. We'd have to get the money from them somehow though.

I'd like to mention that Mallrats, in which Ben Affleck played a supporting role, is not a shitty movie. I must admit, it would have been even better with zombies.
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I'd like to see all the action flicks of the past twenty years redone in "Zombivision".

Die Hard (1,2 and 3)
Predator (1,2 and 3)
Rocky (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and the one coming up)
Indiana Jones (1,2 and 3)
James Bond movies (all of them)

They wouldn't have to reshoot any of the movies, just edit them and insert 30 minutes of zombies. You could even take zombie movies such as Dawn of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead and re-edit them with more zombies, cuz hey, you can never have too many zombies!

and Benji, now there's a movie with serious zombie potential! Benji runs amok saving old ladies and little kids from zombies. All of the Lassie movies...Zombie Come Home, Zombie Goes to War, etc.

Horse movies, National Zombie (dead horse with Liz Taylor), Sea Zombie (another dead horse running around eating other horses brains) Mr Ed. (Brain Eating/Talking dead horse)

Free Willy, Willy eats and splashes his way through a pack of surfin' zombies.

Flipper (the series and the movies)

Big Budget Block-Busters:
Zombies List, Saving Private Zombie, Band of Zombie Brothers, Zombie over the River Kwai, Zombies Heroes, Zombie and the Chocolate Factory or Charlie and the Zombie Factory. Fear and Loathing in LasZombie, Where the Zombies Roam, the Zompranos (HBO Series)

This is big money just waiting to be made here folks! We could start a zombie corp. and corner the market!
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If you play all the Disney movies backwards, you can hear zombies eating brains.

Example:

Snow White and Seven Drawfs: You can one of them say something about that brain made him sneeze, too much mine dust.

Lady and the Tramp: One can hear a zombie saying the little pups make a good starter course.

Mary Poppins: When you listen to "A Spoon Full of Sugar" backwards, there's a zombie saying...makesss the braaaainnnn go down.
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Way to go, people! That's whut I'm talkin' about!

Great Music of the Night lyric, Lib.

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Zombies in the night,
Exchanging gobbets.
Zombies in delight,
With brainy tidbits.
Hiding from the lights,
It's zombies in the niiiiggghhht!

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Tom Cruise was to be improved by the zombie, Katie Holmes, but it just went all sorts of wrong.
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The Poisoden Adventure

Theres got to be a meal after. . .

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