The Boardello: Conspiracies Unlimited

Conspiracies Unlimited is paranoid and has,
Opinions that are not necessarily those held by anyone else.
Not impartial to a political debate or an open discussion on,
Sexy nymphs or spelling Palmer with a capital,
P.
In the interest of try to make it all the way to the end of this,
Rather long,
Acrostic about,
CU,
I will try to waffle on a bit about anything and,
Everything because otherwise I may run short of,
Subject matter.

Understanding CU is,
Not an easy task as he often,
Likes to hide for fear of being found by undesirables and government,
Investigators like that Jack Ryan guy or,
Mulder from the X-Files, even though the X-Files aren't real and were,
Invented by someone who had obviously been,
Taking some kind of mind-altering substance that was probably administered by a government agency hoping to,
Effect mind control on the masses with their crazy,
Drugs and stupid ideals.
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