NOW I know how to improve my mammogram on Thursday! Wonder if delicious cheesy goldfish cracker crumbs can mess up the films...
Dr: "Guess we didn't have to do a mastectomy. Wonder what those blobs on the X-ray were?"
Nurse: "I don't know, but why don't you have some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers? That'll make you feel better." _________________ Practice safe eating...always use condiments.
Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:48 pm
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: Not-so-back to school
State Trooper: "Wow, that suicidal deer just destroyed the front end of your car. Want a Cheesy goldish snack?" _________________ "The First Annual Boobathon Queen. "
"The release of 'A Dirty Job' has been delayed indefinitely. Cheesey goldfish cracker?" _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
"Would you like some cheesy goldfish crackers before we carry out your death sentence?"
"Why sure! I could really go for some golden goodness right now, thanks!" _________________ Socially irresponsible, morally irredeemable and pretty god-damned glorious to behold @mremann
Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:12 pm
Joined: 19 May 2004
THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE
"Fuck! I lost my chessy goldfish crackers!"
"Wow, dude. Sucks. Here, have a cheesy golfish cracker."
"Gee thanks dude--Heeeyy! What the Fuck?! I'll kill you ya son-of-a--"
....and so on. _________________ Angels, Devils, and Men:
The first forgets,
The third regrets,
and the second has all of the fun.
--Analytics of Five
Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:30 pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Location: San Diego, CA
It may seem funny now but when we're all hunkered down in our holes, fighting off hunger during Gulf War III (which, oddly enough, will not be fought near any Gulf), the wholesome, cheesy goodness that is the Goldfish cracker will be your salvation. Or mine, if you're not careful. _________________ "I will destroy you!"
-- Morbo, alien newscaster
Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:44 pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2005
ZOMBIES!! Cheesy goldfish cracker before we run?
Cheesy goldfish cracker covered zombies?
Cheesy goldfish cracker brains for zombies?
Zombies bearing cheesy goldfish crackers? _________________ Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:33 pm
Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA USA
So...in this order:
go to IKEA
eat cheesy goldfish crackers
Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:41 pm
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
Location: Davis, CA
I'd rather watch the Oscar's again than eat a cheesey Goldfish cracker. Sorry .. My stomach is turning just thinking about them. _________________ My Book My Myspace
Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:22 pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
We are missing the mark with goldfish crackers... Zombie crackers! This is where the big money is. What kid or demented adult wouldn't go knee deep into debt just to have themselves a nice big bag of "ZOMBIE CRACKERS". they are no longer a novel idea, but are instead a necessity of life(undead) itself. Why, without zombie crackers there wouldn't be a zombie beach diet. The skull dip bowl wouldn't be a reality. The Kelloggs Brain Flakes cereal would just be another breakfast food. This is just the beginning of a zombie empire! Zombies unite!
Soylent Green Zombie Crackers would be the next logical step...(maybe in the shape of fish, maybe brain shaped.) Post Raison Brains, Brain Rinds, Pringles Fontal Lobe Chips.
Sure Goldfish Crackers are great, but Gold Zombie Crackers would be better. _________________ - Anyway, so there I was spittin on my goldfish tryin to keep it alive....
-"Some people are like slinkies--they are good for nothing, but can still bring a smile to your face by throwing them down a flight of stairs."
Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:26 pm
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
Location: Davis, CA
Chris --- If you aren't careful, people are going to show up at your signings with Cheesey Goldfish Brain Pie. _________________ My Book My Myspace
Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:28 pm
Naked and Famous
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Location: Redmond, WA
I kind of live on delicious cheese goldfish crackers when I am working. It keeps me from having to play with the children I am babysitting. Absolutely improves the situation. Especially when they are screaming bloody murder, then goldfish crackers are a must.
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