Dangerous as it sounds, I've been thinking...
...that the AG needs to do a Chet story, done up as a kids storybook, but for grown-ups. Can't be targeted at kids, since they'd shave, tape and sweater their cats so they could have a Chet of thier own. Speaking of merchandising, I'd pay real money for a Vampire Chet plushie.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."