I'm sorry, because Introducing myself is cliche

Hey beotches. Wh.o.M is here? YES WH.O.M is HERE!

Sorry, I can't resist the slightly ungrammatical pun. Hi.

My dayslave name is Kris. I'd rather you use my handle, honestly.

I love nerdy pickup lines and poems about chess. I ask you...are you the square root of two, because I'm irrational when I'm arround you.

I am very, VERY short. In fact, I'm 4'10. Yes, I am past puberty THANKYOUVERYMUCH. Jeez. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm JAILBAIT.

Gah.

Sometimes I make up my own languages and write in code. This is mostly pointless, because then I forget the code. And it's NEVER there in times of need. If it was...well...let's just say that my relationship with my parents would be better if they hadn't read my diary in my junior year of high school.

"Masturbation is for pussies."

...That being said, have a nice day

Hey look- a noob!

Welcome to the boardello- have some cocoa...
or sweet tea, if Spring's back- hard to keep up with it these days...

Get naked & keep posting-
you should be searched soon...

& SOMEBODY'S bound to be demanding pie very soon...

Whore_Of_Mensa wrote:

Sometimes I make up my own languages and write in code. This is mostly pointless, because then I forget the code. And it's NEVER there in times of need. If it was...well...let's just say that my relationship with my parents would be better if they hadn't read my diary in my junior year of high school.

I used to keep a code book- actually, me & my best friend both did-
it's how we sent secret messages to each other.
For some insane reason & after more years than I want to count, I still have her book-
no idea what happened to mine...

Welcome!
Strip, sit , type.
Provide Pie for the denizens (yours truly included).
Smile when the strip search begins.


Masturbation is for pussies."


Pics or it didn't happen.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Say Something About Ann Coulter.
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lisa wrote:

Say Something About Ann Coulter.

I think she's the product of way too much moonshine in utero and not enough spare braincells.

*hands out pie to the masses*

Not chocolate, though, unfortunately, as that is my fav. I have a very...catastrophic intolerance to caffeine. It started with the whole ADD meds, I think....after a while, the massive stimulants in those...well...I don't know. Every time I eat chocolate now, I get migraines.

...and I may be a noob, but I'm not a n00b. there's a diff.

And you guys have embarassed my vagina. It's not used to such a high demand So Sorry, keep yourself satisfied with the pic I posted in the "what do you look like?" thread.

...on a side note:
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Whore_Of_Mensa wrote:

I think she's the product of way too much moonshine in utero and not enough spare braincells.

Good enough. Welcome!
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

For ever so long I've wanted to type the line, "Welcome, Whore!"
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delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Welcome! Sit back, and enjoy the life we choose for you.

and for the record, I don't care what you do with whose poetry....

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