Greetings!

Hello!

I guess I'll do the cool thing and introduce myself here, so I won't be so much of a lurker around here.

I'm called Bratta, although my real name is Tim. I obviously enjoy reading, writing, and all things literature or else I probably wouldn't be here. I'm also obviously a fan of Chris' books. I'm currently trying to read them all, and the list of books remaining to be read is rapidly dwindling.

In real life I program Java web applications for the FAA. I can't say more than that, so shhh! I'm a big geek and I play World of Warcraft way too much. Waffles are to die for, and we should all leave Britney Spears alone because she's going through a hard time and she's a human. At least, that's what Chris Crocker tells me and he's a trustworthy... umm.. thing.

Ciao, folks, and keep up the great posts!
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Bratta
"Where there's a will, there's a beneficiary."
- The Seventh Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani)

I believe there was already a thread about the literacy rate in Oklahoma, so it is good to have another proof-positive example that there is someone in that state who can. Are you a transplant?

Waffles with PEANUT BUTTER are to die for........and probably will kill you.

I do enjoy how you stated you're a fan of reading, and then as a separate comment, you're a fan of Chris' books. They are mutually exclusive, of course.

I am the anti-geek. People call me the anti-christ, but they're just bitter.

welcome. don't piss me off.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Needs a little clarification: Britney Spears is a human what?

Anyway, welcome!
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...lol...FAA...LOL....from OK...lol....geek...lol...Read the rules...strip. stack, post...Joe will be along shortly...enjoy the gloves!!!






Did you bring pie???? Pie always soothes the savage beasts around here....Key lime if ya want any hope of Joe being gentle
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Welcome Bratta!

Have some cocoa, made some fresh this evening!

Waffles with chocolate chips in them are the absolute best-
just no fucking blueberries near my tasty bread products, ok?


Just showed my bf your sig line & he gave me the whole backstory behind it-
I'm trying to get him to join us in the madhouse here...

Yep, the nerd level around these parts is pretty high!

So Bratta what realms do you play on etc...

I play mostly on zuljin and can be found mostly playing my priest uzume. Of course once you have a holy priest you shall be allowed to play no other character until you can talk someone other poor soul into taking your place and you have them all spiffy looking.

Welcome to the moore boards.

Hi Bratta. Will you stay please?
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OK

Let's see:

Oklahoma comments....check
Don't piss off Deb....check
Pie.....check
naked posting....check


Guess it's all been pretty well said.

Welcome!
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Hey Bratta, welcome to the board . You get points in my book (which are worth lots) because you come from the same state as the musical god known as Troyal Garth Brooks
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nope, Joelibris hasn't been by. I believe he has an ACCS procedure to conduct.
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To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?

Welcome to the board. Your first post was most good. Most good. Plagiarism, indeed - you cheeky chappy.
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deb wrote:

I am the anti-geek. People call me the anti-christ, but they're just bitter.

Or extensively scarred.

I, on the other hand, am the uber-geek. The proto-geek. The ne plus ultra of geekdom. Fear me.

Ginjg wrote:

nope, Joelibris hasn't been by. I believe he has an ACCS procedure to conduct.

ACCS translation for newbie, Bratta:

Ann

Coulter

Contraband

Search.

Welcome kind sir, Joe will be with you shortly...and may you find the experience as "enlightening" as I did.

Welcome Tim!! glad to have you here...but where did you go?? Are you going to get me chocolae pie?
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It's pronounced Aw-Bee if you were wonderin.

deb wrote:

I am the anti-geek. People call me the anti-christ, but they're just bitter. welcome. don't piss me off.

Oh, don't believe her. She's totally nice. She might even invite you over to see her patio. She invited doug and FC over....hey....wait a minute.....has anyone seen doug or FC lately??? Shit. Bad deb.
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