Anyone seen my pants?

Hello,

I've been lurking on the boards for a week or two now and figured it'd be a good idea to finally register an account. I came across Chris' books in late October when gearing up for NaNoWriMo. I was in the bookstore looking to pick something up for a quick read and while perusing the aisle, spotted the leatherbound edition of Lamb. It sparked my curiosity, so I picked it up, read the summary then decided it was exactly the inspiration I was looking for.

Now, being a Christian, I wasn;t sure how I'd like the book. All I knew is it promised I would findoffense if that was what I was looking for. Fortunately, I wasn't, and I didn't. I only tend to have a stick partially shoved up my ass, rather than fully inserted. As such, I was able to understand it was a work of fiction, and a charming one at that.

Since then, I've picked up a number of other CM books and am still making my way through the list. I'm hooked.
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metaphors be with you

Welcome. I'm glad to see someone else uses semicolons for apostrophes by accident.
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White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

Hi & Welcome. The stick will have to be removed from your ass in order to do the strip search. I'm sure that Goudron or Joe (depending on your sex) will gladly put the stick back where they found it. Got pie?
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Somebody say "Pie"?
Oh, and Welcome yangnome.
I'm a thinking that yang is a guy Jillopy, hey JOE!
There's a guy with a stick in his bum, resembles coulter quite a bit,
the stick I mean.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Wilkommen!

I'm Catholic and I loved "Lamb," even recommended it to my former choir members. ("Former" 'cause we sorta grew apart...artistic differences.) (Not because I recommended "Lamb" to them.) (I'm pretty sure.)
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Hey there, Yang. Gonna have to dislodge that stick all the way so I can make sure Ann isn't up there. The fact that there was a stick there in the first place mandates that no amout of pie (even Key Lime) is going to dissuade me from my task.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Welcome yang. Are you aware this is a Mojo Board? I warn you first. How long will you be staying?
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Thanks for the welcome. I don't know if I have any pie or not. I guess the people doing the strip search will have to let you know if they find any in their search--maybe that's why the stick won't fit in all the way. If they find it, you are more than welcome to have it. While I like pie, there's no telling how long it might have been lodged up in there.
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lisa wrote:

Welcome yang. Are you aware this is a Mojo Board? I warn you first. How long will you be staying?

Not really certain what you mean by "mojo board". I'm a bit of a message board addict, so I figure I'll stick around as long as I get my fix of entertainment.
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yangnome wrote:

Thanks for the welcome. I don't know if I have any pie or not. I guess the people doing the strip search will have to let you know if they find any in their search--maybe that's why the stick won't fit in all the way. If they find it, you are more than welcome to have it. While I like pie, there's no telling how long it might have been lodged up in there.

Okay, THAT was just plain disgusting!
You're gonna fit in well around here, get comfy.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

We are very entertaining, esp. if you like the domestic distubances on COPS...
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Hi yan! Welcome to the board Have you checked out the RULES yet? There you shall find the explanation of the pie and strip search (and why you are to be nekkid for the next 3 months). Stick around and have some fun
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

leprrkan wrote:

Hi yan! Welcome to the board Have you checked out the RULES yet? There you shall find the explanation of the pie and strip search (and why you are to be nekkid for the next 3 months). Stick around and have some fun

The strip search is not documented in the rules. specifically because of 11.
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To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?

Oops... I know, I know remedial nudity
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

leprrkan wrote:

(and why you are to be nekkid for the next 3 months).

Does that mean I'll have to put on clothes after my first three months?
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