Backstory

Once upon a time, I considered myself a writer, but that was a long time ago. I realized about ten years ago that I have to write. If I don't write, my head and my emotions get tied up into knots and I become extremely volatile. That said, writing is basically something essential to me like food, water, and air. It probably sounds arrogant, but that's the way it is.

I'm not sure why I'm here.

Currently, I'm working on my fourth novel-length work. There have been about twenty aborted projects in between. The goal really isn't publication. If it happens, great. If not, that's fine too. I still have to write.

Or maybe I'm full of shit. I can never be sure.

Hi Shady!

Have you read the rules?

Got pie?



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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules; or walruses for that matter.

I have key lime....

shady wrote:

Rules? I don't need no stinkin' rules; or walruses for that matter. I have key lime....

no seriously read em. but be not serious. and hook me up wit some of dat fat key lime.

did a walrus eat your mum or sumptin?
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Walrus ate me key lime... grrrr
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I'm doing anal today so I can buy a puppy.

I he want his stripsearch to go smoothly, I's bettah git day Key Lime all toos mahseff.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

I don't know Joe. I'm thinking Shady is a girl.

Stating one's sex should be required in first posting.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Gotta be a dude. How many women do you know who'd admit that they're potentially full of shit?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

But the av is Hello Kitty!
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

MlleFifi has had some pretty fruity avs, and he's a dude.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Hello Kitty. Not just for girls anymore! (Though, I'd probably kick my own @$$ if I owned anything Hello Kitty.)


Welcome! Hooray for pie!

Never underestimate the power of walrus.

5 bucks says hes a male breeder. and a berke breathed fan as well.
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

Shady, Hello Jesus is a guy...I think kinda surely.
And I'll call you surely whenever I damn well please.
Welcome Shady!
I do hope you brought more than one pie, and vary it a bit would ya?
Strip, sit, post, and in the event of a zombie attack, pass the ammo.
As you were.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Welcome!

I see the basics are covered, it's always good to have another word junkie with us...

I'll take some pie, if there's any left-
don't worry Joe, I've got a bottle of Key lime juice in the kitchen right now
& we can make more!

Want some cocoa?

Watching The Wheels wrote:

Never underestimate the power of walrus.

Goo goo ga joob...
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Avoid being normal -- John Lennon