Here's some fun from a new member...

And just when I thought he might not be a TOTAL douchebag, this comes from the blog of "Henwy" from "New Joisey". In case you doubt, click on the webpage link in any of his posts, it'll take you to his livewire blog.

The title of this piece is "Fun With Morons" by the way...

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You likely all recall a few days ago when I was reporting on how much I had liked that Christopher Moore book but that I had some confusion about the way the story had ended. Well, I decided to check out some of the online forums devoted to his work and see if I could solicit some opinions to others about the ending. In the process, I managed to make a buncha new friends. It never fails really. It's as if the morons know exactly where I am and manage to congregate just to welcome me to the neighborhood. It's been a while since I've been on any new forums so maybe I'm just a bit rusty when how things are supposed to go. I know most places online develop a pecking order of sorts. You know, there's always a top dog sort of mentality and newbies are supposed to be subservient and quake with fear. I guess I was supposed to just duck and cover but you knew that wasn't going to happen with my personality. The person providing the most entertainment at the moment is some mental defective named 'deb'. It's sort of hilarious really. I've spent so much time on some really drag-down, heinous places online that her attempts to insult or attack seem quaint. It seems like a small community and I guess she's the best they have filling the grumpy sniper position. Take a look at the recent thread where she and some others tried for another go. Hilarity It's hard to not take the bait when someone that stupid keeps serving them up. I think she's dim enough to keep wanting to tangle which is fine with me. I could use the entertainment. Chances are she'll follow me from thread to thread and I can just smack her around until she learns better. I can only assume she's just trying to mark her territory or something.

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- "Bones"

wow. I have a promoter!!!!

I wonder if I'll get a record deal outta this.
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Ma chere deb...YOU are famous!

Going to teach us a lesson, is he? Yes! Come to mama, baby!
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wow, so a douchewaffle dick and self-absorbed blogger (as opposed to the other kind). Arguing on the internet is sad and pathetic in its own special way, but then blogging about your arguments on the internet, well that's just, well I don't know what to call it. Assbagerrific?

Henwy - the joke is you. You are the joke. Don't blame a website for your failings.

hugs and kisses (but no reacharound).

LIW

Yeah, one of the comments to that blog was someone telling him flat out that he was out of line for calling you a cunt. The other is someone who thinks it's entertaining what he's managed to do by putting you in your pace.


You may find it surprising that he still maintains in his response that he is the injured party and that you attacked him...

In his other blog regarding us, he bemoans the fact that his "opinion" of YS: ALS isn't gaining "any traction".
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

deb wrote:

Dear Henry: I guess you're from the old school where calling a woman a cunt is meant to completely demoralize her. Perhaps we haven't met yet.

if I ever needed more reason to love deb, this would be it. One of my fave books is Cunt. love it!

who are these stupid people that spend so much of their time forum hopping and pissing people off? really, he goes straight for politics? what a douche.
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Oh no, one of his first posts was in the You Suck forum where he basically wanted poeople to agree with his idea that there's somethig wrong with Abby and that she may have dipped Tommy and Jodi in bronze for her own sketchy purposes. A couple of us responded, trying to see things from his point of view - hard because it's awfully dark with one's head so firmly implanted in one's ass - but when other takes were offered he just wanted to say why we were wrong. Apparently, we aren't as smart as he is and our literary criticisms were unfounded.

He also went to one of the other "old books" forums (ADJ, I think) and asked other odd (IMO) kind of stuff, when Deb gave him some shit he got all defensive. Now he accuses her of "following" him around and picking fights...
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

that's like the burglar saying you were stalking him while he was trying to run through your house.

hmmm. Obviously I have fallen behind in my reading.
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^ Go have some fun with the search button
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

I think he reached the "pecking order" of asshole all by his wittle self. There's a special helmet for that.

And two, does his mom know he posted that blog with her Word of the Day calendar?
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It's pronounced Aw-Bee if you were wonderin.

Why did no one drag him to me for his ACCSS? This guy, I need to search deep on.
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leprrkan wrote:

Oh no, one of his first posts was in the You Suck forum where he basically wanted poeople to agree with his idea that there's somethig wrong with Abby and that she may have dipped Tommy and Jodi in bronze for her own sketchy purposes. A couple of us responded, trying to see things from his point of view - hard because it's awfully dark with one's head so firmly implanted in one's ass - but when other takes were offered he just wanted to say why we were wrong. Apparently, we aren't as smart as he is and our literary criticisms were unfounded. He also went to one of the other "old books" forums (ADJ, I think) and asked other odd (IMO) kind of stuff, when Deb gave him some shit he got all defensive. Now he accuses her of "following" him around and picking fights...

I didn't give him shit. I said he was kinda whiny. Which, thankfully, he gave ample proof of.
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Assbagariffic...it has great potential.

It doesn't surprise me that he's whiney in his blog.
To belittle someone in another forum, where they have no knowledge of it
...well it takes a special kind of coward to do that.
Ah, that would be you, Henwy.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Henwy needs to chill. Back when I was new, Deb tore me a new one for being a fuckin' jabberjaws, and I took the criticism, cried for a week, killed a hitchhiker, and came back with a fresh mindset.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Joelibris wrote:

Henwy needs to chill. Back when I was new, Deb tore me a new one for being a fuckin' jabberjaws, and I took the criticism, cried for a week, killed a hitchhiker, and came back with a fresh mindset.

And I'll just bet that deb was so delighted with the news about the hitchhiker that she shared her "under the patio" blueprints with you.