Hi

Hi,
so i just learned that this was the place where new(er) members posted just to be tortured be the rest of ya'll.

Re: Hi

permanentlyperplexed wrote:

Hi, so i just learned that this was the place where new(er) members posted just to be tortured be the rest of ya'll.

it's all y'all.

we don't torture. unless it suits our fancy. hi.
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hi!


Here's a welcome song for you.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=uKbic93JQsM&feature=related
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Hi PPPlexed!
Did you bring pie?
It is strongly encouraged, some of our crankier members can be bribed with it.
Plus, PIE IS DELICIOUS!!
Read The Rules.
Someone will be along to conduct your ACCSS... eventually.
Have fun and, hey what's that?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Howdy!
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Mark it 8, Dude.

Howdy. Be ye male, or be ye the other thing?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

the other thing?


we're just things to you? Just because we have a vagina doesn't make us any less of a person...in fact sometimes it makes us MORE than just one person!



'ullo, 'ullo!
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I will gladly ravage you Tuesday for a ravaging today...

Joelibris wrote:

Howdy. Be ye male, or be ye the other thing?

"She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes.
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies.
But she only reveals what she wants you to see.
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me."

Billy Joel.

Ladies, mmMMMWAH!
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

"She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes. And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies. But she only reveals what she wants you to see. She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me." Billy Joel.

Hello there. what kind of a song is that. sounds like a chick who's doing stuff in bed but is not much of a woman.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Welcome! Strip, stack, and post. Pie?
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Reporting to be tortured, eh? (warms up the branding irons) I'll be with you in just a second.

Hi there... welcome to the monkey house
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Your avatar is Scrubbing Bubbles. And that makes me incredibly happy.

Happy enough that I might overlook the fact you forgot to bring some pie.
Welcome aboard.
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Homeless people need more seasoning, use bath salts.

Welcome!

Have some cocoa- with extra cayenne, since you're wanting torture!

Now, about that pie...

I'm hungry- where is it?

Re: Hi

deb wrote:

permanentlyperplexed wrote: Hi, so i just learned that this was the place where new(er) members posted just to be tortured be the rest of ya'll. it's all y'all. we don't torture. unless it suits our fancy. hi.

Welcome, and a few words of caution - ALWAYS be especially deferential to deb, and respectful of all the Divas here.

As for the Divos, well, they really don't count for much, and their presence is barely tolerated depending upon their "amusement" quotient.