Shamus and the Mystical Liquor Cabinet
I had an idea for a children's book, "Shamus and the Mystical Liquor Cabinet" where young Shamus finds a magical key to his parent's liquor cabinet one afternoon while they are out and discovers a mystical world behind the bottles. He wakes the next morning on the bathroom floor, a bit shaken, somewhat jaded but much wiser from his experience. Ok, guess not.
"If God were alive today, he would be an atheist"
- Kurt Vonnegut