List your favorite one liner

gross miscarriage of karaoke!
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The Serpent will rise in 2008 (approx,)

One of my many, many favorites


"Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome."

"And for God's sake, WASH YOUR ASS! Smells like you're smuggling a stockyard back there!"
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings
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if winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

". . .american manifesto of high pressure sales -Green eggs & ham"

One of the most terrifying thing known to man, is to see a psyhco with a purpose.

Coyote Blue not exact wording just what I remember.
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Happieness is what you get for being real.

How the pillars of lust crumble under the weight of stupidity...


Or something like that, look it up...

stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Like gods own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off the sidewalk
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made of fire and pop rocks

"It is impolite to refer to your soulmate in terms of finger food"


or somethingsuch....