Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Location: New York
TRANSCRIPT from the "Revisiting TSA" on Dec. 21, 2
It was a right old hootenanny, y'all!
The AG arrived promptly at 7 and we had a bit of pre-chat chat where he dished some news about a certain project which may be of some interest to you all. The Chat was LOOOOONG as lots of folks popped in (we got to meet Vahlee's hubby!), so I broke it up into 3 posts. Enjoy!
(Part 1 of 3)
Sephonae from x.x.x.141 cleared the room
Sephonae: Welcome one and all to the Revisiting "The Stupidest Angel" Chat!
Chris from x.x.x.239 joined the chat 15 seconds ago
Chris: Happy Birthday
Sephonae: Hey AG!
Sephonae: Thank you
Sephonae: didja bring pie?
Chris: Heck of a way to spend it.
Chris: I have an emergency pie handy.
Sephonae: the chat?
Sephonae: it was something to look forward to
Sephonae: i have a soft spot for TSA
Chris: I was just looking at TSA the other night, because of the movie stuff.
Chris: So I'm caught up.
Chris: Awe, was TSA your first?
Sephonae: though i'd read practical demonkeeping back in the early 90s, TSA is the one that reeled me in to your ouvre
Sephonae: i remember showing Practical Demonkeeping to my pals and being really annoyed with them that they didn't get how fucking cool it was
Chris: Yeah, it was written as ouvre bait.
Sephonae: well done
Sephonae: so is there officially a movie for TSA?!
Chris: Nothing officially. The script is done, the guy has partial financing, and he's sending out scripts to actors now.
Sephonae: is that why you asked us for casting ideas all those months ago?
Chris: He just sent it to Brendan Frasier and Ryan Reynolds. Frasier for Theo, Ryan for Tuck
Chris: Yeah, that was why.
Chris: I'd love to see Reynolds as Tuck. He's perfect.
Sephonae: sorry, i still see Jason Bateman as Tuck
Sephonae: Reynolds would be fun
Chris: He'd be a good Charlie, I think.
Sephonae: who for Molly?
Chris: Tuck is the surfer boy, so I always see him as blond.
Chris: They're going to Nikki Cox. From Vegas
Chris: The redhead.
Sephonae: i was just gonna ask, "A redhead?"
Chris: I don't know who else. One of the women from the new Watchmen movie.
Chris: Hair color is not really a challenge.
Sephonae: HazelRah suggested getting Lucy Lawless, which i think would rock
Chris: Yeah, a lot of people suggest that.
Sephonae: well, it's a tongue in cheek selection
Sephonae: plus you need that big personality to carry it off
Chris: I know, but I just think she's an awful actress.
Sephonae: i really would like the right aged folks, or folks near to the right ages, for those roles
Sephonae: fair enough
Chris: They're going to cast it young, I suspect.
Sephonae: i love that theo and molly were in their 40s
Chris: So my 40ish people will be 30ish.
Sephonae: i'll pay the $10 to see it anyway
Chris: Hollywood. What can I say?
Chris: We'll see. I'd just like to see it made.
Sephonae: are you angling for a cameo, a la Stephen King
Sephonae: you should be Marty
Chris: Actually, they wrote me in as a condition of the option. Their condition, not mine.
Sephonae: LOL, but that's AWESOME!!!!!
Chris: The script opens with me, a claymation me, ala Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer.
Sephonae: doing what???
Chris: Sort of being the voice-over/ narrator. Introducing the story.
Sephonae: that's mega-cool
Chris: We'll see. It's kind of embarassing.
Sephonae: i hope the dude gets full-funding so we can spank the puppy out!!!
Sephonae: oh yeah, i just remembered; you don't read
Chris: But I'd rather it be claymation me than real me.
Sephonae: they have to make sure they get the crick in the next juuuuust right!
Chris: Actually I have to go to the studio tomorrow to record the afterword for the audio book of Fool.
Sephonae: do you feel self-conscious doing that kinda stuff?
Chris: I'm better with audio than with video.
Chris: I'm very self-concious on video.
Sephonae: me too
Chris: I haven't done it enough to be good at ti.
Sephonae: i can't wait for your book tour
Chris: Yeah, I should think of something to say.
Sephonae: you're coming to a B&N just across the street from where i work
Chris: Where are you?
Sephonae: my kid'll have to fend for himself that night
Sephonae: i don't remember right now; are you touring just after Fool is released?
Chris: Yes. We launch the book on the 10th in SF and I leave for San Diego the next day.
Chris: What city are you in, Seph?
Chris: I never read the bio stuff on the board
Sephonae: fair enough
Chris: That should be interesting.
Chris: Usually I'm exhausted by the time I get to NY
Sephonae: do you get a lot of fruitbats in NY?
Chris: And if I'm not, they run my ass aroudn the city until I am.
Sephonae: i wanna know if i need to bring riot gear
Chris: Couple of hundred last time.
Chris: That's a good crowd for me.
Sephonae: right, i'm bringing the pepper spray
Chris: They're pretty mellow.
Chris: Not like Palahniuk fans.
Chris: Who are scary.
Sephonae: it's a nice B&N, the Lincoln Center one
Sephonae: i like palanhiuk
Chris: I've never been there. But we out grew the Chelsea one.
Sephonae: i just gave my 13 year old son "Lullaby" to read
Chris: I like his books, but a lot of his fans are freaks.
Sephonae: and he fell asleep reading it
Chris: That kinky stuff most people read as a peek into another world -- well, a lot of Chuck's peeps live in that world.
Chris: And they come to the events.
Sephonae: i don't usually go to any author events
Chris: Me either.
Sephonae: i like his stuff and it's funny, but there's kind of a...a coldness to his work
Sephonae: but yours is really very warm...if that makes sense
Chris: I've only been to my own and one by Terry Pratchette.
Chris: So I don't really know how you're supposed to behave at one.
Sephonae: like you're laughing with us because it's better to laugh than be hopeless, which is what i get from Palanhiuk
Chris: Yeah, I think he's quite a bit darker. Talented guy, though.
Chris: I haven't been able to get through his last three.
Sephonae: yah, i dig his stuff
Chris: Too hopeless.
Chris: Lullaby was the last one I liked.
Sephonae: which are his last three?
Sephonae: i have lullaby and diary
Chris: Diary, and two others.
Sephonae: i remember liking diary
Chris: I don't know the titles.
Sephonae: my son wanted fight club
Chris: Is that the one where the woman finds shit her husband built into the wall of a house?
Sephonae: which i might get him for Christmas
Sephonae: walls of the house seems right, it's been ages since i've read it
Chris: I hated the main character, so I couldnt' finish it.
Chris: Oh well.
Chris: Fight club is his best, I think.
Sephonae: i wonder if i wasn't clear enough about the start time for the Chat
Chris: Didn't you get stood up last time?
Sephonae: there should be someone else here by now,,.
Vahlee from x.x.x.29 joined the chat 3 seconds ago
Sephonae: last time i had PC issues and couldn't make it for chat
Vahlee: i'm here by now
Chris: There she is.
Sephonae: hey Vahlee!
Chris: Hey V
Chris: Nice sonnet, by the way.
Sephonae: and i guess that chat floundered cuz no one would stick around long enough to see if others would show
Sephonae: the first two chats were great
Chris: I came in late to one of them, I think.
Sephonae: yep, we were talking Coyote Blue
Chris: First day of winter. It's dark here.
Chris: Or nearly, and it's only 4:20.
Vahlee: It's been rainy and crappy here all week, but in the 50-60s. Now that it's all sunny and clear out, it's 20
Sephonae: Vahlee, did you read the 1st version of TSA or the 2.0 version?
Vahlee: The first Version
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Vahlee: When 2.0 came out, I went to borders and read it in store
Chris: Thatta girl
Vahlee: but I don't remember what it was now, lol
Sephonae: that's the one i've got
Chris: Just the next year was added
Sephonae: it's the following Christmas in pine cove
Sephonae: and a serial killer's after Lena
Chris: An extra chapter about a serial killer coming to town.
Sephonae: i like that Theo got to be a hero
Sephonae: hi nexus6
Vahlee: ah, yes...still don't remember
Vahlee: but i'll pretend
Sephonae: and i like that it's a costume-themed Christmas party
Sparky~ from x.x.x.232 joined the chat 3 seconds ago
Sephonae: i wonder if that would wash?
Chris: That's okay, you didn't know there was going to be a test.
Sephonae: Hey Sparky!!!
Vahlee: I'm pretty good at BSing tests
Vahlee: Hiya Sparky
Sparky~: I just woke up from a nap (darn those bloody mary's for breakfast) and am kinda remedial at chat, but... here I is
Chris: Sparky, you're green.
Chris: Me too. (It's not easy, you know?)
Sparky~: Is that ok? Or should I change colors? I don't know that chat protocol and shit. Ooops... is profanity allowed?
Chris: You're fine.
Sephonae: fuck yeah!
Vahlee: Fuck if i know
Vahlee: I've inducted a new Moore-on
Chris: I actually had a Yahoo chat group chastise me for profanity, when I was there for a bookclub, by request.
Vahlee: I let my professor/landlord read Fool while I had it
Sephonae: me too...well, i'm giving a co-worker my copy of Lamb tomorrow
Chris: He/she liked it, V?
Vahlee: She loved it
Sephonae: of course!
Chris: You know, you guys are all about not giving spoilers, so I've had no idea if anyone likes it.
Vahlee: She's wanting to e-mail you about it and ask you questions and see if she can use some things from the ARC for her publishing classes and such
Sephonae: hey, sorry if you've already answered this question about Fool, AG, but are there supernatural elements in it?
Chris: I keep thinking you guys are all, "Don't tell him, you'll hurt his feelings."
Chris: "This is like his "retarded child" book."
Chris: There's a ghost.
Chris: There's always a bloody ghost.
Sparky~: oooh... bloody ghost. Cool.
vampirelover from x.x.x.82 joined the chat
jeannie from x.x.x.3 joined the chat
Sephonae: i read Lear in HS, can't remember much of it
Vahlee: bloody as in damn...not as in like blood and stuff
vampirelover: hi everyone, not on for long though
Sephonae: would you recommend a re-read before reading Fool?
Sparky~: aaaaooooo! this place is hoppin' now
Sephonae: hey vampirelover, jeannie!
Vahlee: *hops to fit in*
Chris: nope, seph
Sparky~: I finally caught up with what I missed, it was hard b/c the page
kept scrolling on me
jeannie: HEY EVERYone!!!
Vahlee: Hiya Jeannie
Chris: hey jeannie
Vahlee: Hiya Vampirelover
Sephonae: yeah, it does that as people type stuff
jeannie: sorry im late
Sparky~: howdy girlEfriend!
Sephonae: yeah, and i sentcha enough reminders!
jeannie: bad typing apologize in advance
Chris: Sooooooooooooo. Who has today's assignment? Hmmmmmm?
Chris: That was my stern school marm voice.
jeannie: oh shit i never do my homework on time, yo!
Sephonae: ok, i got some good question ideas from HazelRah from Chat last night
Vahlee: Happy Birthday, Seph!
Sephonae: for everyone's consideration
vampirelover: I'll never catch up sparky, besides I'm making myself nummies
Sephonae: 1. If Raziel appeared to grant you one wish, what would it be and how would he screw it up? (Courtesy of HazelRah)
jeannie: i did actually reread it this time, and i hate to reread, oh yeah happy birthday sep!
Sephonae: lol, thanks
vampirelover: Hap,Hap Happy Birthday Seph!!
Sparky~: I didn't have a chance to re-read (hanging her head in shame)
Sephonae: i think i'd ask Raziel for a husband of my own and he'd drop someone else's on my front door or somehting
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Sparky~: but I will try not to say too many stupid things
Sephonae: hey ZEN!
jeannie: hey chris, um can i call you chris?....
Chris: <cough> useless! <cough>
Sephonae: what, me useless???
jeannie: isnt it weird hanging out with fans?
zendao42: hi folks, what's up?
Sephonae: only the weird ones
vampirelover: I'd ask for the life I desperately want!!
Vahlee: Heya, Zen
Chris: it's not bad here where you can't see me
zendao42: we making xmas wishes?
jeannie: i dont even really like to hang out with people who like me
Chris: It's weird in person. Usually no one talks to me.
Sparky~: naked on a stack of books like the rest of us?
Chris: Not a problem, jeannie.
Sephonae: . If Raziel appeared to grant you one wish, what would it be and how would he screw it up? (Courtesy of HazelRah)
jeannie: do you ever walk around the castro or powell street?
Chris: BRB, must nom cheese stick
zendao42: right now, I'd want to fix my grandfather
vampirelover: I'd ask for the life I desperately want and he'd uhmmmm......leave me with this one.......
Sparky~: I wish I'd had the questions in advance to think about a little bit...
jeannie: cause i think i asked you for spare change once...;O)
vampirelover: resurrect my great grandma mommom and she'd go zombie on me
Sparky~: I would ask to win the lottery but then would probably only win a dollar or a free ticket or something
jeannie: id wish for sep and everyone else to live in oly!
Sephonae: that one, and a couple of others, were born of a chat last night w/HazelRah and RadLad
Vahlee: I'm with Sparky. I wish I could think a bit longer on this
Chris: Is your grandfather spraying the furniture? Cause that's why we had our cat fixed. It worked, too.
Sephonae: i had just a little bit of time today to think of stuff
zendao42: kinda like to have my grandma back but not zombie style
Vahlee: I'm thinking that I would ask for my dream house... but I'd wind up getting foreclosed on
Sephonae: or it would've been built over an ancient Indian burial ground...
zendao42: he's been in hospital since Thurs- I'll post about that later, but 1st day we didn't know if he'd last the night
jeannie: or it would be a barbir dream house!
Chris: Is that the elephant?
Vahlee: oh, good one
Sparky~: right this moment I would wish for this horrible winter weather to stop but would probably end up with floods or locusts or some other natural disaster to replace the cold and snow
zendao42: house would be nice, w/ real master bedroom
Sparky~: sorry to hear that zen!
Vahlee: Master and submissive room
Sephonae: how about you, AG--Raziel grants you a wish, but how does he fuck it up?
vampirelover: I would wish that my bro-in-law didn't have to work x-mas and could open gifts and stuff with his kids
Chris: I wish that Fool becomes the number 1 best seller, and it does, in Poland.
vampirelover: he'd probably make our car break down or something
Chris: Oh for fucks sake, people, stop making sad wishes
Chris: I only wish they neighbors would stop hurting that little blind boy
jeannie: i wish to be thin and pretty like when i was on de dope
zendao42: ok, how about a house w/ skating rink- that happy eough?
jeannie: no room for misinterpretation there.
vampirelover: I wish i could be on here with y'all all night
Vahlee: then you'd be on dope again
Sephonae: but then some weird "Thinner" effect would take place!
Sephonae: oh right, and on dope again
Chris: you say that like it's a bad thing
Vahlee: or food would no longer give you pleasure
vampirelover: he would grant it and I'd be in big trouble
Sephonae: AG, i love Pine Cove settings for your books...how did Tucker Case find his way there for Christmas?
jeannie: you know what i like best about tsa?
Chris: People kept requesting I bring Roberto back, and I didn't think I had another Micronesia book in me.
jeannie: hey stop reading my mind sep!
Chris: So I brought him and Roberto to Pine Cove for Xmas.
Sephonae removes mind-reading head-set
zendao42: that's the 1st Pine Cove I read
jeannie: how everything gets solved in the last three seconds.
vampirelover: cool, I have an uncle who lived in Micronesia......the island shaped like a womans top half
jeannie: im a sucker for a happy ending although i kinda wished dale stayed dead
Chris: Oh, Knockers Island.
Chris: Yes, I've been there.
vampirelover: me too
zendao42: reminds me of my ex
jeannie: theres no such place
Sephonae: aw...even evil developers deserve a 2nd chance
vampirelover: me too, bout dale.....never been there
jeannie: you guys are making that up
jeannie: knockers island
Chris: Pass this Duh to Jeannie for me, would ya?
Sparky~: heh... you said knockers
zendao42: life's unpleasant enough w/o making up more of it
jeannie: course i dont beleive in france cuse ive never seen it
Sephonae: here's another question for the group at large:
vampirelover: not really my cousins bought a poster taken from a helicopter
Sephonae: 2. What would your Zombiefied brain desire from IKEA? (Also Courtesy of HazelRah)
vampirelover: no clue
zendao42: duh, bookcases
jeannie: hey chris the seventies called and they want that joke back
Sparky~: swedish meatballs
Chris: filing cabinets
vampirelover: yeah, bookcases makes sense
vampirelover: a bed
Sephonae: and silverware
zendao42: got bed, even got futon
Sparky~: new carpet for my flooded basement...!
Vahlee: Greg said he'd want a food saver to vacuum seal his brains...does IKEA sell foodsavers?
zendao42: I just need more stuff to put my stuff in
Sparky~: oooh, that's a good one
Sephonae: good one, Greg!
jeannie: i hate those little plastic bureous
jeannie: bueros? beauro's?
Chris: small donkeys?
Chris: me too
Sparky~: this is Ikea, not Juarez
Vahlee: yeah, I hate plastic donkeys o
Sephonae: w/schlongs the size of a wiffle-ball bat?
jeannie: you know the little plastic thingies with draws
Sephonae: there's not a "c" in shlong, is there?
Chris: I like it. Leave the C
zendao42: yep, know your dick-speak
Chris: Looks vaguely german
jeannie: when i lived in new mexico i had freinds that lived on a commune and ythey all had pet burros
Chris: Uh huh
Chris: go on
Sephonae: where's this goin, girlE?
Chris: And did they have names like Amber and Cinnamon, by chance?
Vahlee: Anyone else's mind going to donkey show?
jeannie: they used to carry their supplys wit them
Chris: And perchance a pole to tie the burro to?
Chris: Hmm, Hmm?
Sparky~: oh, my
jeannie: sorry its just a random comment about the donkeys ive known one was named jake...carry on
Chris: Ah, Jake. I see.
zendao42: could always use the pole for dancing
Sparky~: I was thinking about getting a goat... do they have those at Ikea?
Chris: Ya think, Zen?
Sephonae: maybe the Islamabad IKEA
jeannie: one time i was sleeping in my mums van and woke up with a burro staring at me
zendao42: helps when drunk
Chris: No, Ikea is Swedish. The have reindeer
vampirelover: gotta go...........
Chris: Or is it Danish?
Sephonae: buy vamplover
Chris: In that case, they have pastry.
Sparky~: swedish I think... they are always pushing the swedish meatballs
Chris: Bye VL
jeannie: oooh i love goats, spary if you get one can we come see it, me and de boy, that is.
zendao42: bye, VL
Sparky~: at least up here
Chris: Ah, good point, Sparky
Vahlee: see ya Vampirelover
Chris: I've actually never been to an IKEA
Sparky~: lucky you!
Sephonae: they're very bright
Chris: I just thought it would be a place zombies would want to go.
jeannie: see ya (whoevers leaving)
Sephonae: actually, that's another question; why?
zendao42: bright like smart or eye-hurting?
jeannie: ive never been ti ikea but i have been to pier one
Chris: That's my answer.
Vahlee: Random comment: Greg and I went to see my parents today and took the dogs. Twinkie got sick so we pulled over right at a little farm. We had goats come running towards us, probably about 20 of them.
zendao42: gotta do something after dinner
Sephonae: zen, eye-hurting
Sparky~: it would be like a smorgasbord of brains! that's swedish, isn't it? smorgasbord? or is that Danish?
Chris: Twinkie and Waffles?
zendao42: afraid of that
jeannie: werent they adorable?
Vahlee: yup, twinkie and waffles
jeannie: i want a danish
Chris: If you could get Greg to change his name to donut you'd have an all Carbohydrate family
zendao42: will the next one be donut?
Sparky~: I want a french dip
jeannie: i want a donut
Sephonae heating up some 4 cheese pizza
zendao42: I found the recipe, may put in tonite
Vahlee: Don't tempt me with donuts...
Vahlee: They are my bain
jeannie: hey why are there no guys here?
zendao42: homemade donuts
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Vahlee: psst...Chris is a guy
jeannie: i mean except you zen.
zendao42: um, Chris is still a guy
Chris: Thanks, V
Sparky~: the boys are intimidated by the intelligence and wit of the boardello babes
Sephonae: cuz it's the Chris' harem chatzy tonight
Vahlee: Heya TacoBob!
Sephonae: the boys are coming tomorrow night
zendao42: afraid my penis is at work now
Sephonae: hey Taco!
Chris: Kuz allz my bitches in da house tonight
Sparky~: doh! so much for that theory
Chris: Uh, I didn't say that
Vahlee: *teehee* penis
jeannie: wait where is taco bob?
Taco Bob: Howdy!
zendao42: Hey TB!
Chris: Likes I said, Allz my bitches
jeannie: hey ywhich chapter did you steal from taco bob again?
Vahlee: Chapter 16
Chris: So that Sucked. (16, I think)
jeannie: hi tb
Taco Bob: It was a great honor (blush)
jeannie: wow terrible initials
zendao42: better than BM
Vahlee: My initials are ANL
Chris: Yeah, well Vahlee's last name is Danielson
Sephonae: or VD
Vahlee: and they were ANS before I got married
Vahlee: so Anus and Ansl
zendao42: mine went from DDB to DBD
Taco Bob: I got a lil news...
jeannie: wazat, tb?
zendao42: good news?
Vahlee: Do tell!
Chris: Hmmm, I believe I have received too much information about Vahlee
jeannie: better be good, bob
Taco Bob: after screwing around for several years, I finally finished the prequel to Key Weird today.
Taco Bob: thanks! Me so proud of me self!
Chris: Evidently learned to speak Elmo in the process
zendao42: that means by the time I get them, could read in order
jeannie: so screwing around is your process?
Chris: That's it. The entire book is written in Cookie Monster
zendao42: works for me
Taco Bob: I knocked out the last 10 pages today, so I'm not tracking so good, but I'm sure relieved
Sephonae: c is for cookie
Chris: Me like to write.And Me like COOKIES!
Vahlee: you deserve a cookie
Sephonae: well done taco b
jeannie: ok everyone i have a book question?
Sparky~: Congrats TB!
jeannie: but its kinda domb
Sephonae: hit us
Sparky~: like da bomb
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk
Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:26 pm
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Location: New York
(Part 2 of 3)
Sephonae: hey Feef!
Taco Bob: the book will be dedicated to one of my fav all time writers!
Sparky~: hi feef!
Chris: well, so far, yes
Vahlee: Heya fifi
Taco Bob: I'll let y'all guess.
zendao42: feef & def lep references?
mllefifi: Hi, y'all.
Chris: hey feef
Taco Bob: hey, dude
mllefifi: Hey, guys.
jeannie: hey feef was that you in the picture?
Sephonae: Jeannie, what's your question?
Taco Bob: Did I miss the TSA discussion?
Chris: This is it, TB
Sephonae: Taco, we just tossed out some questions
jeannie: who does every one most relate to in tsa?
jeannie: like i feel a certain kinship to theo, cause he is a drug addict and kin of a wimp
Taco Bob: can't go wrong with a taking bat, you know...
jeannie: and i bet he cant type or spell
Sephonae: can't say i relate but i love Molly
zendao42: yep, Roberto
Sparky~: this gal's gotta go with the stoner
mllefifi: Zombies are a good demographic group to be a part of, I think.
Taco Bob: Molly is a great character
zendao42: too close to being Molly sometimes, ya know
Taco Bob: LOL zen!
jeannie: deadhead stoner? who woulda thunk it?
Sparky~: who, me??? heh
Chris: I was at a Sci-Fi convention in Dallas when I saw an ex-scream queen signing 8x10s, dressed in full chainmail lingerie. That's where Molly came from.
Taco Bob: Molly is def one of my all-time fav characters
mllefifi: Pics in rull chaimial lingerie, or it didn't happen.
jeannie: oh shit i meant to mark the parts of the book i wanted to talk about. everybody come back in an hour..
Sparky~: I've always wished I knew how to wield a sword
Sephonae: chainmail lingerie...that's gotta be rough on the pubes
Vahlee: Exactly my thoughts, seph
Vahlee: or atleast rough on the sensitive areas
Chris: Funny thing is, years later, when I was doing Fluke, one of the scientists told me he went to school with this woman. She had a masters in marine biology.
jeannie: hey chris was their any zena in molly?
zendao42: if we wait 3-4 hrs, we could be done dyeing hair
jeannie: dont tell becky i mispelled that
Chris: no, jeannie. I'd never seen Xena when I wrote Lust Lizard, where Molly first appears.
zendao42: sparky, if you smoke the right stuff, sword-wielding comes naturally
mllefifi: Jeannie, get Calico to check your spelling.
jeannie: well that trashes my image of what she looks like
zendao42: s'ok, she got distracted by me
jeannie: i know , scary that im homeschooling, innit?
Sephonae: she's blonde w/ gray, no?
Sparky~: brb, gonna go puff and try some sword-wielding
Chris: Feef: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.horrorhotties.com/images/categories/30.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.horrorhotties.com/hotties/%3Fc%3D30%26n%3DBrinke_Stevens&usg=__f1OlBHF2t0yp73ZeXWloRZkNUvQ=&h=504&w=350&sz=33&hl=en&start=5&sig2=c8Xjsns1SvLosrJXGQNtog&tbnid=CNXuVKC7tnjxQM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=90&ei=k-dOSa2cKIuksAPX4umRDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBrinke%2BStevens%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
Vahlee: I think of her as Raquel Welch from that one pin-up poster
Sparky~: not really, but my roommate is heating up apple crisp = Mmmmm
Chris: That's her. Obviously Molly looks different, but this is the woman who inspired the character.
mllefifi: Chris: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Taco Bob: needs more boob. Pizza looks good though..
jeannie: dont go sparky
mllefifi: Pizza boobs?
Vahlee: ( . )( . ) There ya go TB
Sephonae: remember the mom from Jumanji? That's how i picture her, but older
Taco Bob: much mo betta!
jeannie: ctual tb, if she was well endowed she wouldnt do as well with being an aging hottie.
Vahlee: This is what I Imagined: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg
Chris: That works, V
jeannie: sorry guys i cant type or spell, luckily you are all bright enough to translate
Sephonae: that does look like Molly, Vahlee
Chris: Closer, actually to what I imagined that Brinke is.
Taco Bob: much better boobs
Taco Bob: I gotta bail, too many hours looking at the screen today, Happy Christmoore everyone!
jeannie: by bob
Chris: See ya, TB. Congrats again.
zendao42: using the sword'll help that too
mllefifi: By, TB!
Vahlee: See ya, TacoBob
Sephonae: i love the gift of the magi aspect of theo and molly's Christmas gifts to one another
Sephonae: see ya TB
zendao42: bye TB
jeannie: tense silence
Vahlee: Suspense builds
Chris: I initially was going to do all of the classic Christmas stories in one book, but doing that, an angel, a fruitbat, and zombies too, and making it a small book.-- well, it would have been too much.
Vahlee: low drumroll please
zendao42: so, wanna sing Xmas carols?
jeannie: brb, with pumpkin ginger cookies
Sephonae: TSA is perfect as it is
Vahlee: There's always time for more book to incorporate those other ideas
Sephonae: and i enjoyed catching up with the Pine Covers before the zombies got to work
Chris: Return of the Stupidest Angel
Vahlee: You don't want to pack too much stuff into a story...take the latest X-men and Spiderman movie
zendao42: yep, besides Dickens has been done to death
Chris: Battle Beneath the Planet of the Stupidest Angel
Sephonae: that was great tension build-up, the whole how are the zombies going to get into the chapel
mllefifi: I always wanted to read a book that had pumpkin ginger cookies as a character.
Sephonae: read some Fforde
zendao42: try Fforde
Vahlee: Christmas Zombies - a brilliant, yet often overlooked idea. Usually it's ghosts...ghosts already get halloween, now they're taking over Christmas as well.
zendao42: no punkin, though
Sephonae: gingerbread man is DEADLY
Chris: Are we just randomly naming holiday foods?
zendao42: I can make those dangerous
Vahlee: Honey Baked Ham!
Chris: Figgy pudding!
Vahlee: arg, damn chatzy for making me type slowly
Sephonae: here's another TSA insprired question for y'all:
Sephonae: folks hook up around the holidays just so they don't have to spend them alone?
Chris: minty-fresh Creme-de-menthe hangover barf
zendao42: did a New Year's hook-up once, but it had to be done
mllefifi: Y'all, I'm trying to listen to a tragic opera by a Georgian composer right now...
Sephonae: in TSA folks do that for Christmas
Chris: Ray Charles?
Vahlee: yeah, that mixes well with this conversation
Sephonae: which to me seems a peculiar hook-up time
mllefifi: Zakharia Paliashvili
Chris: It's a small-town thing.
Sephonae: God bless you, Feef
Chris: Maybe a California small town thing.
Sephonae: is that really how it works in small towns???
Chris: I saw it every year.
Vahlee: I don't remember what it's like being single...so the concept of "hooking up" is foreign. I only read of it in books and magazines and such. 8P
zendao42: ok, I've seen lots of folks in bars around this time- follow up's only natural
mllefifi: What were we talking about?
Sephonae: i just don't get out much, i reckon
Vahlee: In the really small towns, people hookup just because they're bored. This is why my hometown has the 3rd highest teen pregnancy rate in the country
jeannie: whad i miss
zendao42: here, there's not much to do but smoke pot & screw
Chris: Good thing your initials are ANL. That cuts way down on the pregnancies.
Vahlee: Actually, I think it's just in the state
Sephonae: we all hooked up, jeannie
Sephonae: LOL AG!
Vahlee: Thanks for the esteem boost 8P
jeannie: dude thats sooo true thank god no one liked me in my highschool
Sephonae: K-Y must be popular letters in Vahlee's town
zendao42: now that's overrated
Chris: do tell ?
mllefifi: Most things are overrated.
jeannie: whats overrated
Chris: in the butt?
zendao42: it has the opposite effect for me
Sephonae: not in the butt!
Vahlee: Not in the butt
Chris: what, in the butt?
jeannie: oh feef, i hope my posts arent hurting your brain.
zendao42: KY, no butts for me
jeannie: whos but?
mllefifi: Is Calico editing for you, Jeannie?
mllefifi: I guess not.
Chris: No, she said not in the butt.
jeannie: im curious to see how long we stay on the butts thing...
zendao42: always a good policy
mllefifi: Butts are butts, as they say.
jeannie: you wish, feef
Sparky~: oh, my
Sephonae: that time it wasn't me, Sparky
mllefifi: TSA, people!
Chris: No, Vahlee started it
Sparky~: I leave for a minute to eat apple crisp...
Sephonae: i did NOT open that (back)door
zendao42: anybody else got the South Park thing stuck in their heads?
Sparky~: ok feef... you ask a question
Chris: in the butt, you mean?
Chris: They stole that from me.
jeannie: bwahahaha!! you slay me, sep!
Sephonae: which thing?
zendao42: wouldn't be surprised, they steal from the best
zendao42: thing? the big dildo?
Vahlee: Southpark...definitely overrated
Chris: in the butt?
Sephonae: yeah, Feef, you got a question or comment or topic for discussion related to TSA?
jeannie: southpark is awesome!
zendao42: or buttplugs? still have my ex's, unfortunately
Chris: I'm confused.
mllefifi: You mean, is TSA to be discussed?
Vahlee: why would you keep that, Zen?!?
Sephonae raps desk
jeannie: feef , which character in tsa do you most relate to?
zendao42: I don't wanna touch it
Sephonae: attencao, por favor
Sephonae: it's favorite TSA quotes time
Sephonae: what are your fave quotes/moments from the book?
jeannie: to choose to choose
Vahlee: "Not in the Butt" ... oh wait, wrong bok
mllefifi: bok, bok, bok
Chris: That's Vietnamese counting
zendao42: the stuff Mavis said (or thought) about men
Sephonae: which bits?
Chris: Wait, I have to go get my copy
mllefifi: naughty bits
zendao42: when Raziel came into the bar, for starts
Vahlee: I like the whole scene when Raziel is performing the miracle - the "I mean it, seriously" kind of stuff
Sephonae: oh yeah!
Sephonae: Vahlee, me too!
Sephonae: Behold! I am really not kidding!
Vahlee: That's It!
Sephonae: Zen, the dessert-blooming of Mavis, like that?
jeannie: "this cakes nearly a virgin, theres only a quart of rum and barely a handful of vicoden!"
Sephonae: i liked "But the gods do not concern themselves in the affairs of lasagna..."
Sephonae: dang it!
Chris: I like when Gabe gets the blues on him.
Vahlee: Now that's a fruitcake I could enjoy
Sephonae: "But the gods do not concern themselves in the affairs of lasagna"
mllefifi: House's favorite drug!
Vahlee: Greg's Favorite character ws Josh: "I'm a kid, I don't always get things right!"
Sephonae: Gabe would make me extremely nervous if i met him in person
zendao42: esp if the dog was with him
jeannie: ive met gabe
Sephonae: nah, i luvs me some doggies
zendao42: dragging limbs to you?!
Sephonae: sure, gotta play fetch with sumthin
Chris: you can't bad dog a guy for that
Chris: That's just being generous
Sephonae: shows initiative
Vahlee: Wouldn't be the wost thing my dog has brought me
Sephonae: what's worse than a twitching arm and hand, Vahlee?
Chris: <-resists "
zendao42: see "not in the butt" discussion above
Chris: swhutimtalkingbout, Zen!
jeannie: "clear his heart has stopped! code blue!500 milligrams of epinepherine!! direct shot to the pericardium, stat!! he,s flatlining people, CLEAR!!!
Vahlee: Well, remember when I said that Twinkie gets car sick. Well one time, she had been into the litter box before we went on a trip...Trust me, catshit vomit is worse than twitching arm.
Chris: Kay, you win
jeannie: dont walk stoned! dont walk stoned! for the love of god
Sephonae: OH, when theo goes to Lena's and tuck answers the door w/Roberto on his head
Sparky~: LOL jeannie
zendao42: neighbors dogs used to knock over trash for dirty diapers
Sephonae: an EXCELLENT cinematic moment!
zendao42: dealing w/ bats when high freaks ya out- esp if the folks w/ you are on acid
jeannie: my lunch is coming up a-rum-pa-pum-pum..
Vahlee: Know this from Experience?
Vahlee: Oh I loved that song
Vahlee: I couldn't read it aloud without giggle
zendao42: yep, small town but we do have bats
Sparky~: and acid?
Vahlee: Are bats typically only found in Metro areas? 8P
Chris: with schlongs like wiffle-ball bats, bats
zendao42: yep, but more of it further south where I used to live
Vahlee: mental picture!
Sparky~: bats on acid would be sumthin
jeannie: mercy mercy my momma made a fruitcake look just like that one ," gabe howled "lawd rest her soul!"
zendao42: well, now that you mention it...
Sephonae: When Mavis tells Tuck, You've got a great ass, flyboy, it reminded me of Romero's Dawn of the Dead
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Vahlee: Please dont tell us that you've slept with a bat that had a wiffleball bat schlong
walk: word up
walk: i'm catchin up
Vahlee: Hiya Walk
Sephonae: word to your mother!
Sparky~: back in the day that used to be my favorite way to celebrate Christmas... alone and trippping
jeannie: if it wasnt for walk i wouldnt have my very own copy of tsa with which to misquote chris.....um mebbe you should apologize to chris, walk.
zendao42: not a bat, no
Sephonae: i also loved how the reanimated dead started talking smack about the living
jeannie: i hate trippping...bleahhhh
walk: sorry chris, my bad.
Sparky~: hey walk!
mllefifi: Seph, that was my favorite part, too.
Sparky~: and Seph - I also loved that part
walk: what up
Sephonae: and the nurse who talks about Molly gives up with, "I got nothin"
zendao42: one trip was enough
zendao42: hey walk
Sephonae: tuck was really funny throughout that whole bit
walk: my favorite part was molly's christmas tree hunting adventures
Sephonae: AG, was Tuck really trying to escape when he pushed the table at the zombies, or was he heroically trying to save Lena and the rest?
jeannie: do people keep telling you that your a psycopath? i hate that
zendao42: when she gets pulled over by her husband
Chris: I like to think he was being heroic.
Sephonae: me too
Chris: Tuck really, really tries to be a good guy. He's just such an innate rascal that it's hard for him.
walk: i admire cuz i've gone after telephone poles with a battle ax before (slightly inebriated for that one) and it's freakin hard to fell those things
Sephonae: OH, i bet Shaun of the Dead ripped off the broken window idea from you, AG
jeannie: you think? if anyone knew for sure wouldnt it be you?
Sephonae: LOL walk!
jeannie: you were inebriated, walk?!?
Sephonae: you had a battle ax, walk?!?
zendao42: din't try to punch a cow, did ya?
walk: i know it's crazy but true. what gave you the inspiration for the christmas photo descriptions ag?
walk: "had" is the word.
Chris: I was just completely at a loss for what to write next, walk. I needed to sort of bring all the characters together for a minute, and because I couldn't do it in the plot
jeannie: yeah i love how those put a silly spin on bad parenting
Chris: I did the chapter with the photos.
Sephonae: molly's pic made me sad
Sparky~: oh, interesting
walk: twas a lovely way to do it.
walk: really? molly's pic made me laugh, i think my mom has some like that
Vahlee: Molly's pic was sad, but revealing
jeannie: molly's pic made me laugh, seps a better person than me, i think
zendao42: gotta go dye hair- see y'all later
Sparky~: what color?
jeannie: what color?
Chris: Christmas is always a time for nostalgia, and I think it told us something about each character that we'd only suspected before.
zendao42: red, of course
walk: peace out zen! good luck
Sephonae: it's the idea that an unknown person took the pic while her mom's sleep with a cig in her hand on the couch in the background
jeannie: jinx you owe me a coke
Sephonae: what jeannie said about bad parenting
Sephonae: bye Zen
Sephonae: i get stupidly invested in my favorite fiction
Sephonae: and if Molly really had such a rough childhood, she's done pretty damn good for herself
Chris: That was kind of the point, Seph. It was a little sad.
jeannie: yeah i see worse parenting than that every day, like my neighbor that took her tooddler walking through a snowstorm to go out to dinner cause she doesnt cook
Sephonae: it was a cool break in the action, the photo part, for sure
mllefifi: Bye, y'all. I gotta get my "ugly" sleep.
Sephonae: night Feef
Chris: night feef
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Sparky~: bye feef
jeannie: very inventive, yo!
Vahlee: G'night Feef
Sephonae: i liked how Josh kept insisting that they decapitate Tuck
jeannie: he cant hear you, he's gone
Vahlee: It's the thought that counts
Sephonae: and Tuck says, "Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other"
jeannie: omg that made me laugh every time
Vahlee: Can we cut his head off now?
walk: belated goodnight to feef
jeannie: i hope calico feels that way when he doesnt get a wii for hallocreaster
Sephonae: oh, and Sam and his wine vocabulary
Sparky~: I always had a soft spot for Molly... I have a few friends who've struggled with mental illness, and it was nice to see a character who is a good soul even if she is a bit nuts sometimes
jeannie: yeah my dad is straight up paranoid scytzophrenic...
Sparky~: 'cause that's how my friends are... very smart and creative folks, but they need the meds to keep it all together
Chris: You know, Sparky, that Molly and many of the other Pine Cove characters were created because of my experience with my crazy friends. And I don't mean crazy in the "fun" sense.
jeannie: well ya know, before he died....now he's more dead than crazy
Sephonae: i didn't know that AG
Sparky~: interesting, thanks for sharing that... and for such great/compassionate portrayals
jeannie: i did cause i can read your mind!
Chris: Yeah, I was dealing with about a meltdown a month among friends. Putting out emotional fires, as it were. Then I started to ask, "Are you on your meds?"
jeannie: "NO FUCKING SANTA PANS!!"
Chris: And they'd say, "No, I don't need them. I'm fine."
Sparky~: Been there, done that....
Chris: So I asked a shrink at my gym the symptoms of people going off their medication.
jeannie: im sorry i started typing that before a um im sorry
walk: that's a big sign they need them
Chris: And he told me, and sho enuff, that's what was going on.
Sparky~: It really helps to know that, eh? When dealing with that kind of situation...
Chris: And I thought, I wish my friends would coordinate and all go off their meds at once, then I could just set the month aside for crisis
jeannie: my dad NEVER took meds, it was a catch 22 that he didnt trust doctors
Sparky~: not at you Jeannie!
Chris: Then I thought, that' s it, I'll take a whole village off their meds at once.
Chris: An Lust Lizard was born.
Vahlee: I had a Bi-polar neighbor in Kentucky. She and another neighbor got in a fight (military wives *sigh*). The other neighbor (who needed to be on meds) tried to insult her by yelling across the parking lot "You know the only difference between you and a psychopath is that you're on meds....Bi-polar neighbor was like "Duh, that's why I take them..."
jeannie: do you consider yourself fairly sane? chris or anyone elas
Sephonae: i'm sorry, that's hillariously funny
Sephonae: too sane
Sephonae: i'd like to go batshit crazy
Sephonae: i'd love that freedom
Vahlee: I hope I'm sane...That's about as good of an answer as I can give.
Sparky~: I definitely consider myself to be a bit odd, but yeah - relatively sane, for the most part.
Vahlee: I live with a woman who has stroke-induced dementia...it's not pretty...espeically when she thinks her head is where her pants go.
Sephonae: it's like that Family Guy episode, where everyone thinks Peter is retarded, so he can do whatever he wants and gets away with it
Chris: I think I'm okay, but I had a bout of depression in the late 80s that definitely made me respect having a mental illness.
Sparky~: There was a time when I first moved out into the country here where I was seeing some pretty crazy shit.... and thought I was losing my mind
Sephonae: what kinda stuff, Sparky?
walk: i feel i am constantly hovering on the edge of crazy
Sparky~: Then I did some research and realized this is all Indian land out here, and other reports of "stuff"
jeannie: when i hang out at orla with the hardcore republican christians years of progress go away and i feel like yelling prophanity and dancing nekked in the halls
walk: no lie though when bush was re elected i was diagnosed with clinical depression
jeannie: but to be fair, they voted for mcain in the school election'
Chris: I think being around crazy people can make you start thinking that crazy behavior is okay.
Sparky~: stuff in the woods... not really ghost like per se but more like spirits
Vahlee: My years of progress go out the window when I'm around my parents...does that count?
Chris: Yeah, that counts
Chris: parents will scrape the wax off your buttons real fast
jeannie: totally counts!
Vahlee: My lovely hick accent even comes back in their home
Sparky~: Once I decided I wasn't nuts... and that I believe in other "spiritual planes" so to speak... I stopped seeing things. It was all pretty weird and upsetting
Chris: I behaved like an asshat when I was taking care of my dying mother. No excuse for it except my 15 year old self hadn't gotten over some shit yet.
Sparky~: for a while there
Sephonae: were you alone when you first moved out into the country, Spark?
Vahlee: Of course...A true believer must rely of faith
jeannie: ive never halluncinated even when i was on acid
walk: that 15 year old self will kick your ass every time
walk: mine makes fun of me for owning several betsey johnson dresses
Chris: Troof, walk. Troof
jeannie: is it hard to keep up, or is it just me
Chris: just you
Sephonae: i can't tune in to my 15 year old self anymore
Chris: That's not really a bad thing, Seph. Trust me.
Sephonae: i've been a mom most of my adult life, i can't remember that self
Sephonae: i miss her, a bit
Sephonae: she wasn't afraid of stuff
Vahlee: Greg says: "My 15 year old self did nothing but jerk off until my balls ached"
walk: you don't have flashbacks?
Vahlee: he made me type that
walk: lol vahlee
Sephonae: LOL Vahlee
Sephonae: why isn't Greg posting on the Boardello?!?!?!
Vahlee: he's lazy
walk: boys are so lucky in that respect, it took me forever to start masturbating
walk: sorry about the overshare
Chris: Walk, try getting yourself some flowers and telling yourself you're pretty
Sephonae: the worst is when you fall asleep and wake up with a cramp in your hand
jeannie: girls can masturbate?
Sephonae: not that i would know
Chris: Yes, Jeannie, but you have to have a web cam
jeannie: walk is gorgeous! ive met her and i know!!
Vahlee: Look what I started...again
Chris: Don't know why. It's just a rule
Sparky~: oh, my
Chris: Sparky and the OH mys
Sephonae: that wasn't me either, Spark
walk: and thats another thing masturbating for boys is CHEAP
Chris: cracks me up
jeannie: ive met sparky too shes adorable
jeannie: and sep is mysterios and sexy
Sparky~: I didn't seem toooooo nuts... did I?
Vahlee: It's not cheaper for guys when you have to pay a hooker to choke you (provided by Greg, of course)
Sephonae: and you're off the drugs, are ya, Jeannie?
walk: all of us were freakin adorable i think
jeannie: i wish i could spell
jeannie: only the illegal ones
walk: he was doing that at 15?
Chris: that was pretty funny, Greg
jeannie: who's 15?
Chris: yeah, he had a paper route
walk: vahlee's husband was paying hookers to choke him at 5
walk: or 15
jeannie: whos greg?
Chris: on first
Sparky~: and, walk - I don't know if that flashback question was directed at me, but... if so the answer is no. I keep waiting for them, too... kinda feel like I got ripped off, lol... like where the hell are my flashbacks? I paid good money for those...
Vahlee: Greg is my husband
Sephonae: Greg is Vahlee's husband
Sephonae: what's on second?
Sephonae: i dunno
Sephonae: third base!
Chris: I know, Sparky, and flying cars? Where the fuck is the flying car they promised us in the future.
walk: well my dog just head butted my boob so he's on 2nd
Chris: Oh man, hot chat
walk: dude seriously!! on the flying cars
jeannie: ive never hadda flashback but ive only tripped a dozen times or so, but when you withdraw from opiates, you feel like your tripping
Chris: I'm just sayin'
Chris: flying cars, jetpacks
Sephonae: ok ok ok another TSA question for y'all
Chris: and for some reason, we'd all be in white jumpsuits
Vahlee: All funding went to the hummer
walk: houses that are above the clouds
jeannie: like on that 70s show
jeannie: they promised red flying cars
Sephonae: Would you have sex while Roberto watched? (Modified question from Hazel)
Chris: whoa, whoa, whoa. How much do you charge him?
Sephonae: (since we're on the subject)
Sephonae: LOL AG
Sephonae: or at least a friendly handjob
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walk: it weirds me out when there is an animal in the room while getting it on
Vahlee: Knowing or not know that that he can talk?
Vahlee: Everyone, say Hi to Greg
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: By popular demand....I am here
Sephonae: i'd say no
Chris: but you're fine with animal foreplay, evidently
jeannie: is that your husband,?
walk: omg he would be critiquing!
Sephonae: HI GREG
walk: well yea but nothing naked
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: Howdy howdy
walk: word up to greg
Vahlee: Knowing that an animal is sentient and conscious of what's going on -- hell no
jeannie: HI GREG!!!
Chris: Wow, that chat handle should come with truck balls, Greg
jeannie: greg say hi to everyone!
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: Hi everyone !
Chris: Vahlee was just telling us how you spent all your money on a hummer
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: I was feeling creative
Sparky~: holy shit walk, you just made me choke on my drink...! (I left for a moment and am trying to catch up *again*)
Vahlee: from a hooker while getting choke
Chris: You're married now, you don't have to pay for the one on your birthday, dude.
walk: i hope i didn't ruin the drink!
Chris: backwash -- retaste the rainbow!
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: I pay for it via an early death
Chris: Well that's okay
Vahlee: wait...that means...damn it
Vahlee: Guess I am going ot go looney before it's all over
Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: *and the plot thickens*
walk: you know they have meds for that now
Chris: That's right Vahlee, cougar widow
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk
Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:52 pm
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Location: New York
(Part 3 of 3)
RadLad from x.x.x.85 joined the chat 3 seconds ago
Chris: we chased himout
bleu from x.x.x.107 joined the chat 11 seconds ago
Vahlee: He'll be back
Greg from x.x.x.29 joined the chat 4 seconds ago
bleu: Let's do the time warp agaaaaaaaaaainnn!!
Vahlee: He's changing his name to something less "jackassy"
walk: holy moly! hello everyone
bleu: oh..wrong room
Chris: Nice recovery, Greg
Greg: I sold my truck balls and dropped my handle chris. I'm a better person now
RadLad: Not in the butt, just like he said
walk: have some penicillin too
bleu: Hello Chris, you staying warm?
Vahlee: Allergic to Penicillin
Vahlee: Hiya Bleu and RadLad
Chris: -sniff- our little boy is all growed up now -sniff-
walk: well then enjoy the looney bin
bleu: Hello Vahlee!!!!
RadLad: Hello all
walk: what up?
Sephonae: hey Bleu
Sephonae: hey RadLad
bleu: Hello Seph!!!!
walk: so those who just joined would you get it on while roberto watched?
bleu: Happy Birfdaaaaaaaayyyy too you!
Greg: I may be grown up...but I'm still not eating my peas....that one I'm taking to the grave !
walk: and if yes, would ask for some assistance?
Vahlee: How would a bat assist?
Vahlee: Wiffleball bat schlong?
RadLad: As I've said, I would only let Roberto watch if he provided useful commentary and/or advice, possibly give some secret bat positions
Vahlee: grossed myself out
Sephonae: thanz bleu
walk: dear god i didn't want to start thinking that specific
Greg: He could narrorate
Chris: que the funky 70s porn music for walk
Sephonae: no running commentary on the old in and out
Sephonae: breaks my concentration
Vahlee: you could never do porn
walk: ok it just went in, alright now it's coming out, back in
bleu: ok..as a parent..I have to say that when you have kids..you never know when a little person is going to pop in and watch...I could ...no commentary tho...
bleu: unless it's funny
Chris: that' happens when you have smurfs, too
Vahlee: Locks are a good thing
Chris: just sayin
Chris: or dwarfs
RadLad: or just old people who have shrunk
Chris: but yes, kids are prolly more common
Chris: oompa loompas
Greg: I tell you how Roberto could help. That lazy rat could have a sammich waiting for me afterwards
bleu: they all sleep in a different room..and we DO have locks
walk: a monkey who knows sign language would be awkward too
Chris: sorry, oompa loompas in the room might soften my resolve
Sephonae: or some mango
bleu: LOL walk
walk: lol greg
bleu: or gatorade
Sephonae: or viagra
walk: lol ag
jeannie from x.x.x.3 joined the chat 2 seconds ago
Greg: I reckon that'd be a great stamina trainer Chris
walk: welcome back! i like the new outfit
Chris: I know, walk, you'd be all looking over your shoulder wondering if that's the sign for faster or hungry
Sephonae: don't shoot jeannie, she didn't mean it
jeannie: hey bleu, when did you sneak in
walk: oompa loompa doopidy doo
Sephonae: LOL AG
walk: i've got a new sex position for you!
jeannie: ooompa loompas? what did i miss
Vahlee: lol, walk
bleu: just a few minutes ago...somebody mentioned the AG and a Harem...how could i resist???
RadLad: Oompa Loompa, gooble de goo, I've got a great sex position for you
Sephonae: see, sex sells everything
walk: happens every time
jeannie: well a harems not a harem withgout bleu!
Chris: So, how many of you have read Fool?
Vahlee: *raises hand*
walk: i am impatiently waiting for it
bleu: lol Seph....speaking of sex...you find your ice cream guy yet?
Greg: Vah didn't read it to me....I'm still filled with spite
Sephonae: i'm waiting for February
jeannie: im not even on the list i dont think?
walk: and telling everyone who comes in our local bookstore about it
Sephonae: alas, no, bleu
Vahlee: I didn'thave time to read it outloud
RadLad must wait for February release
Chris: Greg: You can prolly get a hooker to choke that spite out of you.
bleu is impatiently waiting as well
Greg: On it !
jeannie: but even though i usually have to wait for the library to get a book i might consider it a late xmas present to myself in feb
Sephonae: domestic violence about to erupt...
Vahlee: be right back.. I have to go choke my husband.
Vahlee: I think I just called myself a hooker
jeannie: have you read it, chris?
Chris: You're so nice. YOu gonna charge him?
bleu: hey! don't take it in the other room!! stay here and let us watch!!
Chris: Yeah, I've read it.
bleu: I would hope you read it
jeannie: was it any good, was it his best work?
Chris: Can't say. It's horney though.
jeannie: you know how some authors only have 5 or 6 books in em?
Chris: evidently spellcheck doesn't know that word
Greg: I'd go with Horney..it's more frenchy
Sephonae: who's got the horns?
bleu: Seph..he's calling you
Sephonae: who is?
Vahlee: perfect fucking french
jeannie: thats not the case is it,?
walk: i think horny is it
Chris: tks, walk
jeannie: you have spellcheck in chatzy?
RadLad: Mozilla firefox spellchecks everything for me
jeannie: why dont i have spellcheck in ca=hatzy?
Chris: Yeah, well, you're the cool kid then, RL
Vahlee: spellcheck is for loosers
bleu: freestyle is the way to go
walk: or kids who can't spell
jeannie: even the letters you write with apen and paper, radlad?
Greg: I don't spellcheck! I"m an american damnit...I pay my taxes. I've earned the right to be a tool !
RadLad: Of course
walk: crap i was subbing for a kids who didn't know cursive but had to write a report in it and he just made up letters, it was freakin hilarious
Chris: Mission Accomplished, G!
Greg: Thank ya sir
Vahlee: welp, we're back to Greg_1Jackass_2_rule_them_all
Sephonae: hey, all you TSA revisitors
Greg: Ooooo I've earned it again !
Sephonae: which version did you read, the first or 2.0?
MrEMann from x.x.x.107 joined the chat 2 seconds ago
RadLad: Seph, I only made it 2/3 way thru the book
walk: hey mem!
Chris: Yeah, Seph, you kind of let things get out of hand.
Sephonae: hey MrEMann
jeannie: oh yeah da book, yo! class come to order!!
bleu: The original
walk: i read the first but gave that away and now have 2.0
Sephonae pulls on the reigns
Chris: Probably because Firefox was spellchecking it for him
MrEMann: hey alls
jeannie: hey m&m?
Vahlee: Heya MrE
Greg: I once paid a hooker to spellcheck for me
MrEMann: hiyas all
Chris: Sup, M
Chris: You are never going to save any money that way, Greg.
walk: well that was a waste of money i think greg
Sparky~: my head hurts... I suck at this chat thang
Vahlee: Seeing as how I'm your spellchecker...Stop calling me a hooker
walk: just drink some more, it gets better
Sephonae: here's another question about TSA:
bleu: LMAO @ Greg
Chris: He DOES pay you though, right?
Sephonae: In the 2.0 version there's a short-story set in Pine Cove, taking place at the following year's Lonesome Christmas party. In it, a serial-killer dressed as Zorro asks a Snow-White clad Lena Marquez to dance. The AG tells us, "An eighties New Wave song blasted from the boom box," though he doesn't tell us which one. Which song do you think it might have been?
Greg: She's just trying to work her way thru collage
Greg: college rather
Chris: don't piss her off, you need a spellchecker
Chris: and whatnot
Vahlee: Something bythe Cure
walk: you turn me right round
Greg: Very true...I do enjoy the whatnot
MrEMann: seph: it was boom town rats: I don't like mondays
jeannie: im confused sep
walk: what is the definition of "new wave"
Greg: and so on
Sephonae: i was thinking "Take On Me" maybe
bleu: brb...before my kid grabs a beer
Sparky~: isn't there a song called "zombie party"?
Sephonae: but i like your idea, walk
walk: there is a dead man's party
MrEMann: zombie jamboree
Sephonae: early 80s
Sparky~: dead man's party - that's it!
Chris: Do you want to know what I had in mind?
Sephonae: oingo boingo, sparky
Chris: I was thinking Pretty In Pink, by the Psychedelic Furs
Sparky~: that's what I heard in my head...
RadLad: I'm going with Electric Light Orchestra: Four Little Diamonds
jeannie: " does anyone know that song "those are people who died"?
MrEMann: Blitzkrieg Bop
Sephonae: yeah, great tune jeannie
Sephonae: if a bit manic
Sephonae: beat on the brat
walk: i have never heard that song ag. i think i will go check it out
MrEMann: with a baseball bat?
Sephonae: oh yeah!
MrEMann: oh ya
Sephonae: sorry, jeannie, you were confused?
jeannie: i actually burned it onto a cd ill send it to you walk
Sephonae: AG, could you not get the necessary permission to name the song?
Chris: Sometimes specifics don't work as well as vague references.
Chris: Especially as time passes.
walk: that'd be sweet jeannie!
jeannie: you kow what would make chatrooms better is if incould share these ginger pumpkin raisin walnut cluster cookies that i made for the fish lady, with yu guys!
Sephonae: true, not everyone will know a particular song
bleu: I need to start a Lamb discussion session...I have questions
Sephonae: toss 'em out, yo
Chris: Ask me questions while I'm here. My people don't live past my age. This might be your last chance.
jeannie: pm me yur adress
Sephonae: jeannie, i was expecting some B-Day pie outta you
Vahlee: Here's a question: What do you think would be the weirdest thing found on the shelves at Brine's Bait, Tackle, and Fine wines?
Chris: Merlot gummi worms
MrEMann: newt eyes
jeannie: will the cookies do, or i have a cyber apple pie in my cyberfreezer...
Chris: are you talking dirty?
jeannie: a double headed furry dildo
Greg: Ooo A nice Bree that can double as catfish bait
Chris: Merlot gummi IUDs
Chris: I think that's all brie, Greg
walk: tape worm diet pills from the 1800's
Greg: it's Bree now Chris
jeannie: o that reminds me of a funny dildo story
RadLad: fermented fish wine
Sephonae: walk, LOL
Greg: remember the tax paying thing
Chris: Can't afford to have your spellchecker choke you, then?
walk: which is every dildo story
bleu: Yesterday MrEMann and I were watching National Geographic and they were doing a show about Jesus' life from about 5 to early teens...there were some scrolls found or something that detail these years..I was wondering when the AG was doing research..where he got some of his ideas..because some of those early chapters parellel Lamb
Sephonae: the penis broken off the statue bit?
Chris: Bleu. The Nag Hammurabi manuscripts, or the "Gnostic Gospels" have a couple of incidents in them from Jesus's early life. But to be honest, they were just creepy. In one, a 6 year old jesus kills a whole village of children for making fun of him.
Sephonae: hammadi, i think
Chris: So I read them, but they didn't influence the book.
RadLad: that's pretty morbid
bleu: The show was discussing these books that were written by a group called Nostics..they books were buried and then found again 1600 years later in Egypt..around 1845
Chris: Yeah, that's right. Thanks for the choke, Seph
Greg: Wow, that's very Gilgamesh
Sephonae: anytime, handsome
Chris: Actually around 1945, Bleu. Yeah, the Gnostic gospels.
Chris: I read them.
walk: sounds like a whole lot of not fun to me
Sephonae: some of them are a bit weird
walk: i really don't see jesus killing kids for making fun of him
MrEMann: any better read than the book of moron... er mormon?
Sephonae: do those include the gospel of mary magdalene, or was that separate?
Chris: They weren't. And they weren't very complete. The only one I drew from was the Gospel of Thomas, which has a lot of "Buddhist-like" sayings by Jesus.
Sephonae: gospel of thomas trippier than gospel of john, even
Chris: Yes, the Magdelene gospel is there, Seph. But only about five pages of it survived.
Sephonae: i know, it's short
jeannie: well all little kids are mean sometimes, and if it was a case of not knowing his own strength....
Chris: And they were written many years after the cannocal gospels.
Sephonae: and she's instructing Peter on stuff, if i remember correctly
bleu: and is surrounded by controversy about where Jesus kissed her
MrEMann: he kissed her where she sat
walk: still waiting on that dildo story jeannie
Chris: The Gnostics were intellectual Christians. They didn't believe in the physical ressurection and ascension. So they made up stories, parables, to illustrate their philosphy.
jeannie: oh sorry i nodded of for a minute
bleu: Like the giant angels and Jesus at his ressurection..with the walking talking cross behind him?
jeannie: serious intelligent conversation intimadates me
Chris: Yeah, like that.
MrEMann: I saw a talking cross once
Sephonae: everything is serious, jeannie
Vahlee: Do you find it easier to write the contemporary novels, like the pine cove books, or the more "historical" (loose term) like Lamb and Fool?
Vahlee: well, not easier...let's go with funner*
Sephonae: you think hiring a hooker to choke you ain't serious?!
walk: christianity is WAY to complex for this little agnostic
Chris: The historicals ones are a lot harder.
RadLad: I'd think a lot more research goes into the historical ones
Chris: Yep. And in the case of Fool, crafting the language took a lot of time.
Sephonae: yeah...does Lear say, "And whatnot?"
bleu: lol Seph
Chris: No, but Pocket the fool does
walk: awww i love the name pocket
Sephonae: i pocket the fool!
Chris: Thanks. I like it, too.
Vahlee: Where did "Fuckstockings" come from?
Sephonae: no spoilers, please!
bleu: I'm glad I asked now and not at the signing...
Chris: It came from Abby Normal, who says Fucksox. Except it's the Middle Ages, so Pocket says Fuckstockings
RadLad: Pocket is a fun name. Do you come up with names by looking around the room you're in like some people I know?
Chris: I first saw it on a Goth discussion board. (Fucksox, that is.)
Greg: See there's your problem Chris....too much history in your historical books. Write what you want, people believe anything and if they don't, then the Fuck the Police (to quote Ice Cube)
walk: rad you know palin?
Greg: extra the in there..but I think my point is made
Chris: RL, I wanted a rascally name, like Puck, from MSND. Or Bottom, from the same play. Pocket just worked.
Chris: And there's a story of how he got his name in the book.
RadLad: Whenever I read Tuck Case's name I think of Fuck Case
Sephonae: there once was a pilot named Tucker...
RadLad: Who was a horny little fucker
jeannie: ok so when i used to spare change i would keep talking to people after they gave me money and i would sometimes ask them if they needed any cleaning done, (although i made a lot more per hour spanging iyt was a nice change of pace) so one time this extemely butch lesbian brought me home to clean her house and as i moved from room to roomn i kept finding two or three dildos and or vibrators even in the kitchen, but when i got to the living room and found a case of them , i was kinda getting creeped out so i kinda looked at her and ahemedand she explained that she owned her own bussiness...not as funny as i remember i guess
walk: meet a priestess and fucked her
Vahlee: ...Greg is watching "fuck the police" on you tube *sigh*
Greg: it inspires me
Greg: Ice Cube is a muse
MrEMann: truly inspiring to be sure
Sephonae: back at the Lonesome Christmas party...
walk: i love that situation jeannie
Sephonae: i like how, when dead Dale returns Lena's thinking about how awkward it is having both exes in the place
jeannie: yeah im a slow typer so its hard to keep up, though...
jeannie: oh that was awesome!
Chris: I knew a lesbian couple, and when one or the other's parents were coming over, they'd have to go home and "de-dyke" the apartment, which meant, largely, hiding the books and appliances.
jeannie: oh yeah and squirrel porn!!!
walk: dude it seems like my exes all get together and plan to all get a hold of me at the same time. i really sympathized with lena there. does this happen to anyone else?
Sephonae: of all the things for her to focus on at that moment!
Chris: No, not the fridge, Greg
RadLad: I just got to the party Seph, so I need to blindfold myself for this part of the discussion
Greg: lol that video is great
jeannie: you know that some people dont know that sandy the squirel is gay?
Greg: yall should check it out. There's a pan of the audience and the entire front row are all pastey white kids yelling Fuck the Police
Chris: some people don't know who sandy the squirrel is, Jeannie
MrEMann: on both counts
HazelRah from x.x.x.75 joined the chat 4 seconds ago
jeannie: yes they do! dont be silly
Sephonae: um...could a dude be ok after some electric jolts to the nuts, like Gabe put himself through? What kinda research didja do for THAT, AG?
Sephonae: hey Hazel
RadLad: Anyone with kids knows who sandy the squirrel is
HazelRah: Good eve Jeannie
Vahlee: Hi Hazel
walk: i don't assign sexual orientations to most cartoon characters, like when tinky winky was outed. all i could think was "well is he gonna start butt fuckin lala?"
HazelRah: Well howdy there Seph
HazelRah: Seph, are you going into work tomorrow ?
walk: heya hazel!
jeannie: hazel, your troy right?
HazelRah: Allo WAlk
MrEMann: tinky winky was the one with the Purple triangle?
jeannie: on facebook?
HazelRah: That I am, jeannie
jeannie: different show mrE
walk: and the purse
jeannie: different show mrE
walk: and the purse
Chris: I love that scene, Seph. I had relationships with women, Seph, that's the kind of research I did to find out that love and pain are associated, that's what!
Vahlee: on the next episode of E True hollywood story...Tinky Winky
jeannie: i keep fogetting , hazel.
Chris: No, go on, I'm okay.
Sephonae: pile some lumber, ya pansy
walk: i think i drove a man or two to that point in life. electricuting themselves that is
Sephonae: seriously, electrodes to the nads--explain
Vahlee: I've wanted to electicute some people
Chris: you should be very proud, walk
HazelRah: Anyone see that French n Saunders Special where they mocked Lord of The Rings...and tinky Winkie and hte rest were dancing around Hobbit holes
MrEMann: you mean that there was more than one poor schmuck who named their characters tinky winky?
walk: i am but that is also why i don't date anyone anymore
Greg: I paid a hooker to zap my boys once
MrEMann: I did not Rah. send it to me
RadLad: What kind of name is Tinky Winky
MrEMann: I know you have it
walk: there is only so much one conscious can take
HazelRah: No self respecting male should name thier ......"character"...tinky Winky
Chris: Greg, you need a finacial planner. Really
Chris: and a financial one, too
HazelRah: If I could burn DVDs Mr e, I would
Vahlee: thanks Seph
jeannie: its funny how all these rednecks let their kids watch spongbob which is all about gay culture, and wont let their kids watch telletubbies cause one of the actors wearing the costume is gay.AND they fired him anyway!
Greg: I make bad choices
Vahlee: yes you....wait *sniff*
Chris: no, no, not you V. Your the good touch.
jeannie: i finally figured out the trick to burning cds
Greg: Aww baby you know I didn't mean it. Just take me back, I swears I won't do it again
Vahlee: That'll be 12.50
Chris: I know, choke!
Chris: What the hell's that gonna cost me?
bleu: did I just trip into the Jerry Springer room?
MrEMann: rah: why the hell cant you burn DVD's
Chris: It's chaos, Bleu
HazelRah: Please, I just fixed my deputer to burn CDs again
Greg: Sexy chaos
HazelRah: I dont have a DVD burner, as well
Vahlee: Is this chat going ot be posted on the boards?
walk: ::throws a chair::
Sparky~: this all makes me feel sane
Sephonae: great band name!
Chris: OMG, you already had the price in while I was asking how much!
Sephonae: LOL walk
bleu: I noticed..it's always chaos here but dang, you step away for a second and...
MrEMann: well, shit, rah, I'll send you a dvd burner
Greg: She no bargain so good okay
HazelRah: LoL ....oooh shiny
Greg: She just rolled back prices 1
Vahlee: 15 conversations going at once...Let's see who can keep up
HazelRah: rolling rolling rolling....
Vahlee: I'm not walmart
RadLad: Oh goody, the thermometer just reached the warm tempature of 1 degree
Greg: .....I love walmart
jeannie: you know what i like about youse guys
HazelRah: Wally World
Vahlee: No you like Taco Bell
HazelRah: Toxic Hell??
Chris: Kind of sad, really, watching Greg find out he married a "working girl".
walk: I LOVE PEARS! sorry just had to throw that out there
Chris: That shit should happen in private.
Vahlee: He likes the money
MrEMann: Val: I have this and 4 other conversations going in 3 other programs
bleu: lol walk
Chris: Or on video tape, at least.
Sephonae: he likes the bragging rights
HazelRah: He likes the cars...the cars that go BOOM
Vahlee: It's vAH-lee
MrEMann: Big Badda Boom
Chris: Yeah, pears are okay.
Vahlee: not "valley"
HazelRah: Mr E is multi textual
Sephonae likes Peaches
walk: so anyways i read this really cool book called the stupidest angel the other day and.....
MrEMann: oh, wah..V
jeannie: what are you guys talking about?
Sephonae: oh, what's it about, walk?
HazelRah: teachs of Peachs?
bleu: and MrEMann is challenged by Fatbaby interacting with him...forcefully
Greg: hehe I call her Valley_GURL all the time to piss her off
jeannie: is it grown up stuff?
MrEMann: vah is too close vag
Greg: go ahead...try it
bleu: and listening to Gwen Stephani
MrEMann: so I opt for val
walk: this really cool town call pine cove and it's super zombie christmas
walk: there's pot and a chick running around the woods naked with an ancient japanese blade
Chris: Okay, we've been doing this for 3 hours.
Greg: I think it's Whiskey time
Chris: It's official. We have no lives.
RadLad: How does an angel like Raziel keep getting assignments
jeannie: realllly, hey that reminds me is pine cove near santa cruz?
Sephonae: but who's counting
MrEMann: bring it, greg!
Vahlee: You always think it's whiskey time
bleu: this has been going on for 3 hours?
HazelRah: hmm swear I just heard that bottle of wine call my name.....
Sephonae: thanks for coming to Chatzy tonight AG
Sparky~: no wonder I'm drunk now...!
walk: well i tried
Sephonae: it's been a real treat
Greg: Well when you're married to a working girl nothing much thrills you anymore, so I've taken to the sauce
Chris: No, no, thank you!
jeannie: was the bottle of wine, a tenacious cunt of a red
Sephonae: no, no, thank YOU
MrEMann: yes, Thanks Chris.
Vahlee: hah, Jeannie
MrEMann: Glad I got to interract tonight
Vahlee: This is the most action Chatzy has seen in years
HazelRah: Lives? I think I read about those in a book once.......there were zombies,Barenaked Ladies.....a cute fluffy kittens if I recall correctly
Greg: It's been great chatting with you Chris =)
RadLad: Thank you AG
Sparky~: Thanks for the insight and the laughs
walk: thanks to everyone!!
Chris: I insist, it is all of YOU, who deserve the thanks.
Sephonae: OK. I'll take it.
Vahlee: Yeah, we do pay your bills and all
Sparky~: ok... you're welcom!
walk: mre that's exactly how i feel
RadLad: I'ma try to get to a book signing during your tour if you come get close to where I live
Chris: V, you have no idea.
jeannie: its really sephonae that deserves the thanks
Sparky~: Look forward to seeing you in Seattle in Feb!
Greg: Chris.......can I have job?
Chris: You thought you were a ho! Oh no, girlfren, I will show you ho!
MrEMann: hell, I'll try to make it to Seattle myself
bleu blushes and says "Looking forward to some real interaction in February, Chris...I'll be down for a book signing
Chris: Wait, did I say that?
Vahlee: I'll see you in Atlanta this time. More than likely I'll be brining my crazy professor/landlord
MrEMann: certainly going to Atlanta this year :p
jeannie: but this is kinda like grownups arguing over who gets to pay the bill, used to hate that!
Chris: Okee Dokee, kids. It's been fun.
Sparky~: PNW Fruitbatters are gonna ROCK the book signing... LOL
walk: oh on that note i have some good news i FINALLY got me $3000 check from the state government so i can totally make it in feb
Sephonae: Night AG!
HazelRah: I personally pimped his books today, I said read this ,handing the customer a copy of BSFiends, instead of that Twilight book
Greg: Good night, it was a pleasure meeting everyone
bleu: Night Chris!!!
jeannie: hey you forgot to bring us peanut butter sandwiches
MrEMann: late Chris!
Sparky~: Thanks Seph, for arranging this!
Chris: Night all. Have fun.
Sparky~: G'night Chris
RadLad: Good job Hazel, I gave a friend reading twilight BSF as well
Sephonae: hey, not everyone has to go!
RadLad: Good night
walk: night chris
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