TRANSCRIPT from the "Revisiting TSA" on Dec. 21, 2

It was a right old hootenanny, y'all!

The AG arrived promptly at 7 and we had a bit of pre-chat chat where he dished some news about a certain project which may be of some interest to you all. The Chat was LOOOOONG as lots of folks popped in (we got to meet Vahlee's hubby!), so I broke it up into 3 posts. Enjoy!
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(Part 1 of 3)
Sephonae from x.x.x.141 cleared the room

Sephonae: Welcome one and all to the Revisiting "The Stupidest Angel" Chat!

Chris from x.x.x.239 joined the chat 15 seconds ago
Chris: Happy Birthday

Sephonae: Hey AG!

Sephonae: Thank you

Sephonae: didja bring pie?

Chris: Heck of a way to spend it.

Chris: I have an emergency pie handy.

Sephonae: the chat?

Sephonae: it was something to look forward to

Sephonae:

Chris: yeah

Sephonae: i have a soft spot for TSA

Chris: I was just looking at TSA the other night, because of the movie stuff.

Chris: So I'm caught up.

Chris: Awe, was TSA your first?

Sephonae: though i'd read practical demonkeeping back in the early 90s, TSA is the one that reeled me in to your ouvre

Sephonae: i remember showing Practical Demonkeeping to my pals and being really annoyed with them that they didn't get how fucking cool it was

Chris: Yeah, it was written as ouvre bait.

Sephonae: well done

Chris:

Sephonae: so is there officially a movie for TSA?!

Chris: Nothing officially. The script is done, the guy has partial financing, and he's sending out scripts to actors now.

Sephonae: is that why you asked us for casting ideas all those months ago?

Chris: He just sent it to Brendan Frasier and Ryan Reynolds. Frasier for Theo, Ryan for Tuck

Chris: Yeah, that was why.

Sephonae: WEEEEEEEE!

Chris: I'd love to see Reynolds as Tuck. He's perfect.

Sephonae: sorry, i still see Jason Bateman as Tuck

Sephonae: Reynolds would be fun

Chris: He'd be a good Charlie, I think.

Sephonae: who for Molly?

Chris: Tuck is the surfer boy, so I always see him as blond.

Chris: They're going to Nikki Cox. From Vegas

Chris: The redhead.

Sephonae: i was just gonna ask, "A redhead?"

Chris: I don't know who else. One of the women from the new Watchmen movie.

Chris: Hair color is not really a challenge.

Sephonae: HazelRah suggested getting Lucy Lawless, which i think would rock

Chris: Yeah, a lot of people suggest that.

Sephonae: well, it's a tongue in cheek selection

Sephonae: plus you need that big personality to carry it off

Chris: I know, but I just think she's an awful actress.

Sephonae: i really would like the right aged folks, or folks near to the right ages, for those roles

Sephonae: fair enough

Chris: They're going to cast it young, I suspect.

Sephonae: i love that theo and molly were in their 40s

Chris: So my 40ish people will be 30ish.

Sephonae: *sigh*

Sephonae: i'll pay the $10 to see it anyway

Chris: Hollywood. What can I say?

Chris: We'll see. I'd just like to see it made.

Sephonae: are you angling for a cameo, a la Stephen King

Sephonae: you should be Marty

Chris: Actually, they wrote me in as a condition of the option. Their condition, not mine.

Sephonae: LOL, but that's AWESOME!!!!!

Chris: The script opens with me, a claymation me, ala Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer.

Sephonae: doing what???

Chris: Sort of being the voice-over/ narrator. Introducing the story.

Sephonae: that's mega-cool

Chris: We'll see. It's kind of embarassing.

Sephonae: i hope the dude gets full-funding so we can spank the puppy out!!!

Sephonae: oh yeah, i just remembered; you don't read

Chris: But I'd rather it be claymation me than real me.

Sephonae:

Sephonae: they have to make sure they get the crick in the next juuuuust right!

Chris: Actually I have to go to the studio tomorrow to record the afterword for the audio book of Fool.

Sephonae: do you feel self-conscious doing that kinda stuff?

Chris: I'm better with audio than with video.

Chris: I'm very self-concious on video.

Sephonae: me too

Chris: I haven't done it enough to be good at ti.

Sephonae: i can't wait for your book tour

Chris: it

Chris: Yeah, I should think of something to say.

Sephonae: you're coming to a B&N just across the street from where i work

Chris: Cool.

Chris: Where are you?

Sephonae: my kid'll have to fend for himself that night

Sephonae: i don't remember right now; are you touring just after Fool is released?

Chris: Yes. We launch the book on the 10th in SF and I leave for San Diego the next day.

Chris: What city are you in, Seph?

Sephonae: NY

Chris: I never read the bio stuff on the board

Chris: Ah

Sephonae: fair enough

Chris: That should be interesting.

Chris: Usually I'm exhausted by the time I get to NY

Sephonae: do you get a lot of fruitbats in NY?

Chris: And if I'm not, they run my ass aroudn the city until I am.

Sephonae: i wanna know if i need to bring riot gear

Chris: Couple of hundred last time.

Chris: That's a good crowd for me.

Sephonae: right, i'm bringing the pepper spray

Chris: They're pretty mellow.

Chris: Not like Palahniuk fans.

Chris: Who are scary.

Sephonae: it's a nice B&N, the Lincoln Center one

Sephonae: i like palanhiuk

Chris: I've never been there. But we out grew the Chelsea one.

Sephonae: i just gave my 13 year old son "Lullaby" to read

Chris: I like his books, but a lot of his fans are freaks.

Sephonae: and he fell asleep reading it

Sephonae:

Chris: That kinky stuff most people read as a peek into another world -- well, a lot of Chuck's peeps live in that world.

Chris: And they come to the events.

Sephonae: i don't usually go to any author events

Chris: Me either.

Sephonae: i like his stuff and it's funny, but there's kind of a...a coldness to his work

Sephonae: but yours is really very warm...if that makes sense

Chris: I've only been to my own and one by Terry Pratchette.

Chris: So I don't really know how you're supposed to behave at one.

Sephonae: like you're laughing with us because it's better to laugh than be hopeless, which is what i get from Palanhiuk

Chris: Yeah, I think he's quite a bit darker. Talented guy, though.

Chris: I haven't been able to get through his last three.

Sephonae: yah, i dig his stuff

Chris: Too hopeless.

Chris: Lullaby was the last one I liked.

Sephonae: which are his last three?

Sephonae: i have lullaby and diary

Chris: Diary, and two others.

Sephonae: i remember liking diary

Chris: I don't know the titles.

Sephonae: my son wanted fight club

Chris: Is that the one where the woman finds shit her husband built into the wall of a house?

Sephonae: which i might get him for Christmas

Sephonae: walls of the house seems right, it's been ages since i've read it

Chris: I hated the main character, so I couldnt' finish it.

Chris: Oh well.

Chris: Fight club is his best, I think.

Sephonae: i wonder if i wasn't clear enough about the start time for the Chat

Chris: Didn't you get stood up last time?

Sephonae: there should be someone else here by now,,.

Vahlee from x.x.x.29 joined the chat 3 seconds ago

Sephonae: last time i had PC issues and couldn't make it for chat

Vahlee: i'm here by now

Chris: There she is.

Sephonae: hey Vahlee!

Chris: Hey V

Chris: Nice sonnet, by the way.

Sephonae: and i guess that chat floundered cuz no one would stick around long enough to see if others would show

Sephonae: the first two chats were great

Chris: I came in late to one of them, I think.

Sephonae: yep, we were talking Coyote Blue

Vahlee: Thanks

Chris: First day of winter. It's dark here.

Chris: Or nearly, and it's only 4:20.

Vahlee: It's been rainy and crappy here all week, but in the 50-60s. Now that it's all sunny and clear out, it's 20

Sephonae: Vahlee, did you read the 1st version of TSA or the 2.0 version?

Vahlee: The first Version

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Vahlee: When 2.0 came out, I went to borders and read it in store

Chris: Thatta girl

Vahlee: but I don't remember what it was now, lol

Sephonae: that's the one i've got

Chris: Just the next year was added

Sephonae: it's the following Christmas in pine cove

Sephonae: and a serial killer's after Lena

Chris: An extra chapter about a serial killer coming to town.

Sephonae: i like that Theo got to be a hero

Sephonae: hi nexus6

Vahlee: ah, yes...still don't remember

Vahlee: but i'll pretend

Sephonae: and i like that it's a costume-themed Christmas party

Sparky~ from x.x.x.232 joined the chat 3 seconds ago

Sephonae: i wonder if that would wash?

Chris: That's okay, you didn't know there was going to be a test.

Sephonae: Hey Sparky!!!

Chris: S!

Sparky~: Howdy

Vahlee: I'm pretty good at BSing tests

Vahlee: Hiya Sparky

Sparky~: I just woke up from a nap (darn those bloody mary's for breakfast) and am kinda remedial at chat, but... here I is

Chris: Sparky, you're green.

Chris: Me too. (It's not easy, you know?)

Sparky~: Is that ok? Or should I change colors? I don't know that chat protocol and shit. Ooops... is profanity allowed?

Chris: You're fine.

Sephonae: fuck yeah!

Sephonae:

Vahlee: Fuck if i know

Vahlee: I've inducted a new Moore-on

Chris: I actually had a Yahoo chat group chastise me for profanity, when I was there for a bookclub, by request.

Vahlee: I let my professor/landlord read Fool while I had it

Sephonae: me too...well, i'm giving a co-worker my copy of Lamb tomorrow

Chris: He/she liked it, V?

Vahlee: She loved it

Chris: Cool.

Sephonae: of course!

Chris: You know, you guys are all about not giving spoilers, so I've had no idea if anyone likes it.

Vahlee: She's wanting to e-mail you about it and ask you questions and see if she can use some things from the ARC for her publishing classes and such

Sephonae: hey, sorry if you've already answered this question about Fool, AG, but are there supernatural elements in it?

Chris: I keep thinking you guys are all, "Don't tell him, you'll hurt his feelings."

Chris: "This is like his "retarded child" book."

Sephonae: lol

Chris: There's a ghost.

Chris: There's always a bloody ghost.

Sparky~: oooh... bloody ghost. Cool.

Sephonae: fabulous!

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Sephonae: i read Lear in HS, can't remember much of it

Chris:

Vahlee: bloody as in damn...not as in like blood and stuff

vampirelover: hi everyone, not on for long though

Sephonae: would you recommend a re-read before reading Fool?

Sparky~: aaaaooooo! this place is hoppin' now

Sephonae: hey vampirelover, jeannie!

Vahlee: *hops to fit in*

Chris: nope, seph

Sephonae bounces

Sparky~: I finally caught up with what I missed, it was hard b/c the page
kept scrolling on me

jeannie: HEY EVERYone!!!

Vahlee: Hiya Jeannie

Chris: hey jeannie

Vahlee: Hiya Vampirelover

Sephonae: yeah, it does that as people type stuff

jeannie: sorry im late

Sparky~: howdy girlEfriend!

Sephonae: yeah, and i sentcha enough reminders!

jeannie: bad typing apologize in advance

Chris: Sooooooooooooo. Who has today's assignment? Hmmmmmm?

Chris: That was my stern school marm voice.

jeannie: oh shit i never do my homework on time, yo!

Sephonae: ok, i got some good question ideas from HazelRah from Chat last night

Vahlee: Happy Birthday, Seph!

Sephonae: for everyone's consideration

Sephonae: (thanx!)

vampirelover: I'll never catch up sparky, besides I'm making myself nummies

Sephonae: 1. If Raziel appeared to grant you one wish, what would it be and how would he screw it up? (Courtesy of HazelRah)

jeannie: i did actually reread it this time, and i hate to reread, oh yeah happy birthday sep!

Sephonae: lol, thanks

vampirelover: Hap,Hap Happy Birthday Seph!!

Sparky~: I didn't have a chance to re-read (hanging her head in shame)

Sephonae: i think i'd ask Raziel for a husband of my own and he'd drop someone else's on my front door or somehting

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Sparky~: but I will try not to say too many stupid things

Sephonae: hey ZEN!

jeannie: hey chris, um can i call you chris?....

Chris: <cough> useless! <cough>

vampirelover: lol

Chris: yep

Sephonae: what, me useless???

jeannie: isnt it weird hanging out with fans?

zendao42: hi folks, what's up?

Sephonae: only the weird ones

vampirelover: I'd ask for the life I desperately want!!

jeannie: zen!!!

Vahlee: Heya, Zen

Chris: it's not bad here where you can't see me

zendao42: we making xmas wishes?

jeannie: i dont even really like to hang out with people who like me

Chris: It's weird in person. Usually no one talks to me.

Sparky~: naked on a stack of books like the rest of us?

Chris: Not a problem, jeannie.

Chris:

Sephonae: . If Raziel appeared to grant you one wish, what would it be and how would he screw it up? (Courtesy of HazelRah)

jeannie: do you ever walk around the castro or powell street?

Chris: BRB, must nom cheese stick

zendao42: right now, I'd want to fix my grandfather

vampirelover: I'd ask for the life I desperately want and he'd uhmmmm......leave me with this one.......

Sparky~: I wish I'd had the questions in advance to think about a little bit...

jeannie: cause i think i asked you for spare change once...;O)

vampirelover: resurrect my great grandma mommom and she'd go zombie on me

Sparky~: I would ask to win the lottery but then would probably only win a dollar or a free ticket or something

jeannie: id wish for sep and everyone else to live in oly!

Sephonae: that one, and a couple of others, were born of a chat last night w/HazelRah and RadLad

Vahlee: I'm with Sparky. I wish I could think a bit longer on this

Chris: Is your grandfather spraying the furniture? Cause that's why we had our cat fixed. It worked, too.

Sephonae: i had just a little bit of time today to think of stuff

zendao42: kinda like to have my grandma back but not zombie style
jeannie: brb

Vahlee: I'm thinking that I would ask for my dream house... but I'd wind up getting foreclosed on

Sephonae: or it would've been built over an ancient Indian burial ground...

zendao42: he's been in hospital since Thurs- I'll post about that later, but 1st day we didn't know if he'd last the night

jeannie: or it would be a barbir dream house!

Chris: Is that the elephant?

Vahlee: oh, good one

Sparky~: right this moment I would wish for this horrible winter weather to stop but would probably end up with floods or locusts or some other natural disaster to replace the cold and snow

Sephonae: lol!

zendao42: house would be nice, w/ real master bedroom

Sparky~: sorry to hear that zen!

Vahlee: Master and submissive room

Sephonae: how about you, AG--Raziel grants you a wish, but how does he fuck it up?

vampirelover: I would wish that my bro-in-law didn't have to work x-mas and could open gifts and stuff with his kids

Chris: I wish that Fool becomes the number 1 best seller, and it does, in Poland.

vampirelover: he'd probably make our car break down or something

Sephonae: LOL

Chris: Oh for fucks sake, people, stop making sad wishes

vampirelover: haha

Chris: I only wish they neighbors would stop hurting that little blind boy

jeannie: i wish to be thin and pretty like when i was on de dope

zendao42: ok, how about a house w/ skating rink- that happy eough?

vampirelover: what?

jeannie: no room for misinterpretation there.

vampirelover: I wish i could be on here with y'all all night

Vahlee: then you'd be on dope again

Sephonae: but then some weird "Thinner" effect would take place!

Sephonae: oh right, and on dope again

Chris: you say that like it's a bad thing

Vahlee: or food would no longer give you pleasure

vampirelover: he would grant it and I'd be in big trouble

Sephonae: AG, i love Pine Cove settings for your books...how did Tucker Case find his way there for Christmas?

jeannie: you know what i like best about tsa?

zendao42: zombies?

Chris: People kept requesting I bring Roberto back, and I didn't think I had another Micronesia book in me.

jeannie: hey stop reading my mind sep!

Chris: So I brought him and Roberto to Pine Cove for Xmas.

Sephonae removes mind-reading head-set

zendao42: that's the 1st Pine Cove I read

jeannie: how everything gets solved in the last three seconds.

vampirelover: cool, I have an uncle who lived in Micronesia......the island shaped like a womans top half

jeannie: im a sucker for a happy ending although i kinda wished dale stayed dead

Chris: Oh, Knockers Island.

Chris: Yes, I've been there.

vampirelover: me too

zendao42: reminds me of my ex

jeannie: theres no such place

Sephonae: aw...even evil developers deserve a 2nd chance

vampirelover: me too, bout dale.....never been there

jeannie: you guys are making that up

vampirelover: what?

jeannie: knockers island

Chris: Pass this Duh to Jeannie for me, would ya?

Chris:

Sparky~: heh... you said knockers

zendao42: life's unpleasant enough w/o making up more of it

jeannie: course i dont beleive in france cuse ive never seen it

Sephonae: here's another question for the group at large:

vampirelover: not really my cousins bought a poster taken from a helicopter

Sephonae: 2. What would your Zombiefied brain desire from IKEA? (Also Courtesy of HazelRah)

vampirelover: no clue

zendao42: duh, bookcases

jeannie: hey chris the seventies called and they want that joke back

Sparky~: swedish meatballs

Chris: filing cabinets

vampirelover: yeah, bookcases makes sense

vampirelover: a bed

Sephonae: china

Sephonae: and silverware

zendao42: got bed, even got futon

Sparky~: new carpet for my flooded basement...!

jeannie: ((((sparky)))

Vahlee: Greg said he'd want a food saver to vacuum seal his brains...does IKEA sell foodsavers?

zendao42: I just need more stuff to put my stuff in

Sephonae: LOL

Sparky~: oooh, that's a good one

Sephonae: good one, Greg!

jeannie: i hate those little plastic bureous

Chris: ?

jeannie: bueros? beauro's?

Chris: small donkeys?

vampirelover: ?

Sparky~: burros?

jeannie: dresssers!

Chris: ah

Chris: kay

Chris: me too

Sparky~: this is Ikea, not Juarez

Vahlee: yeah, I hate plastic donkeys o

Vahlee: too*

Sephonae: w/schlongs the size of a wiffle-ball bat?

Chris: yes!

jeannie: you know the little plastic thingies with draws

Sephonae: there's not a "c" in shlong, is there?

Chris: I like it. Leave the C

zendao42: yep, know your dick-speak

Chris: Looks vaguely german

Sephonae: LOL

jeannie: when i lived in new mexico i had freinds that lived on a commune and ythey all had pet burros

Chris: Uh huh

Chris: go on

Sephonae: where's this goin, girlE?

Sephonae:

zendao42: goats?

Chris: And did they have names like Amber and Cinnamon, by chance?

Vahlee: Anyone else's mind going to donkey show?

jeannie: they used to carry their supplys wit them

Chris: And perchance a pole to tie the burro to?

Chris: Hmm, Hmm?

Sparky~: oh, my

jeannie: sorry its just a random comment about the donkeys ive known one was named jake...carry on

Chris: Ah, Jake. I see.

zendao42: could always use the pole for dancing

Sparky~: I was thinking about getting a goat... do they have those at Ikea?

Chris: Ya think, Zen?

Sephonae: maybe the Islamabad IKEA

jeannie: one time i was sleeping in my mums van and woke up with a burro staring at me

zendao42: helps when drunk

Chris: No, Ikea is Swedish. The have reindeer

vampirelover: gotta go...........

Chris: Or is it Danish?

Sephonae: buy vamplover

Chris: In that case, they have pastry.

Sephonae: bye*

Sparky~: swedish I think... they are always pushing the swedish meatballs

Chris: Bye VL

jeannie: oooh i love goats, spary if you get one can we come see it, me and de boy, that is.

zendao42: bye, VL

Sparky~: at least up here

Chris: Ah, good point, Sparky

Vahlee: see ya Vampirelover

Chris: I've actually never been to an IKEA

Sparky~: lucky you!

Sephonae: they're very bright

Chris: I just thought it would be a place zombies would want to go.

jeannie: see ya (whoevers leaving)

Sephonae: actually, that's another question; why?

zendao42: bright like smart or eye-hurting?

Chris: Because

jeannie: ive never been ti ikea but i have been to pier one

Chris: That's my answer.

Vahlee: Random comment: Greg and I went to see my parents today and took the dogs. Twinkie got sick so we pulled over right at a little farm. We had goats come running towards us, probably about 20 of them.

zendao42: gotta do something after dinner

Sephonae: zen, eye-hurting

Sparky~: it would be like a smorgasbord of brains! that's swedish, isn't it? smorgasbord? or is that Danish?

Chris: Twinkie and Waffles?

zendao42: afraid of that

jeannie: werent they adorable?

Vahlee: yup, twinkie and waffles

jeannie: i want a danish

Chris: If you could get Greg to change his name to donut you'd have an all Carbohydrate family

zendao42: will the next one be donut?

Sparky~: I want a french dip

Chris: Oui

jeannie: i want a donut

Sephonae heating up some 4 cheese pizza

zendao42: I found the recipe, may put in tonite

Vahlee: Don't tempt me with donuts...

Vahlee: They are my bain

jeannie: hey why are there no guys here?

zendao42: homemade donuts

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Vahlee: psst...Chris is a guy

jeannie: i mean except you zen.

zendao42: um, Chris is still a guy

Chris: Thanks, V

Sparky~: the boys are intimidated by the intelligence and wit of the boardello babes

Sephonae: cuz it's the Chris' harem chatzy tonight

Vahlee: Heya TacoBob!

Sephonae: the boys are coming tomorrow night

zendao42: afraid my penis is at work now

Sephonae: hey Taco!

Chris: Kuz allz my bitches in da house tonight

Sparky~: doh! so much for that theory

Chris: Uh, I didn't say that

Vahlee: *teehee* penis

jeannie: wait where is taco bob?

Taco Bob: Howdy!

zendao42: Hey TB!

Chris: Likes I said, Allz my bitches

jeannie: hey ywhich chapter did you steal from taco bob again?

Vahlee: Chapter 16

Chris: So that Sucked. (16, I think)

jeannie: hi tb

Sephonae: yep

Taco Bob: It was a great honor (blush)

jeannie: wow terrible initials

zendao42: better than BM

Vahlee: My initials are ANL

Chris: Yeah, well Vahlee's last name is Danielson

Sephonae: or VD

Sephonae: LOL

Vahlee: and they were ANS before I got married

Vahlee: so Anus and Ansl

Vahlee: err...Anal

zendao42: mine went from DDB to DBD

Taco Bob: I got a lil news...

jeannie: wazat, tb?

zendao42: good news?

Vahlee: Do tell!

Sephonae: yeah?

Chris: Hmmm, I believe I have received too much information about Vahlee

Vahlee: baaah

jeannie: buildup

Sephonae: tease!

Vahlee: suspense!

jeannie: better be good, bob

Taco Bob: after screwing around for several years, I finally finished the prequel to Key Weird today.

Vahlee: woot!

Sephonae: woo-hoo!

Chris: Congrats

zendao42: YAY!

Taco Bob: thanks! Me so proud of me self!

Chris: Evidently learned to speak Elmo in the process

zendao42: that means by the time I get them, could read in order

jeannie: so screwing around is your process?

Chris: That's it. The entire book is written in Cookie Monster

zendao42: works for me

Taco Bob: I knocked out the last 10 pages today, so I'm not tracking so good, but I'm sure relieved

Sephonae: c is for cookie

Chris: Me like to write.And Me like COOKIES!

Vahlee: you deserve a cookie

Sephonae: well done taco b

jeannie: ok everyone i have a book question?

Sparky~: Congrats TB!

jeannie: but its kinda domb

Sephonae: hit us

Sparky~: like da bomb

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jeannie: dumb..

Vahlee: ask

Sephonae: hey Feef!

Taco Bob: the book will be dedicated to one of my fav all time writers!

jeannie: FEEEFFF!!!

Sparky~: hi feef!

Chris: well, so far, yes

Vahlee: Heya fifi

Taco Bob: I'll let y'all guess.

zendao42: feef & def lep references?

mllefifi: Hi, y'all.

Chris: hey feef

Taco Bob: hey, dude

mllefifi: Hey, guys.

jeannie: hey feef was that you in the picture?

Sephonae: Jeannie, what's your question?

Taco Bob: Did I miss the TSA discussion?

mllefifi: What?

Chris: This is it, TB

Sephonae: Taco, we just tossed out some questions

Chris: tossers

jeannie: who does every one most relate to in tsa?

Sephonae: hmmm...

Chris: Roberto

jeannie: like i feel a certain kinship to theo, cause he is a drug addict and kin of a wimp

Taco Bob: can't go wrong with a taking bat, you know...

jeannie: and i bet he cant type or spell

Sephonae: can't say i relate but i love Molly

zendao42: yep, Roberto

Sparky~: this gal's gotta go with the stoner

mllefifi: Zombies are a good demographic group to be a part of, I think.

Taco Bob: Molly is a great character

Vahlee: Skinner...

zendao42: too close to being Molly sometimes, ya know

Taco Bob: LOL zen!

jeannie: deadhead stoner? who woulda thunk it?

Sparky~: who, me??? heh

Chris: I was at a Sci-Fi convention in Dallas when I saw an ex-scream queen signing 8x10s, dressed in full chainmail lingerie. That's where Molly came from.

Vahlee: Bikinimail?

Taco Bob: Molly is def one of my all-time fav characters

Chris: yah

Vahlee: hah

mllefifi: Pics in rull chaimial lingerie, or it didn't happen.

jeannie: oh shit i meant to mark the parts of the book i wanted to talk about. everybody come back in an hour..

Sparky~: I've always wished I knew how to wield a sword

Sephonae: chainmail lingerie...that's gotta be rough on the pubes

mllefifi: Oops.

Vahlee: Exactly my thoughts, seph

Vahlee: or atleast rough on the sensitive areas

Chris: Funny thing is, years later, when I was doing Fluke, one of the scientists told me he went to school with this woman. She had a masters in marine biology.

jeannie: hey chris was their any zena in molly?

zendao42: if we wait 3-4 hrs, we could be done dyeing hair

jeannie: xena

jeannie: dont tell becky i mispelled that

Chris: no, jeannie. I'd never seen Xena when I wrote Lust Lizard, where Molly first appears.

zendao42: sparky, if you smoke the right stuff, sword-wielding comes naturally

mllefifi: Jeannie, get Calico to check your spelling.

jeannie: well that trashes my image of what she looks like

zendao42: s'ok, she got distracted by me

jeannie: i know , scary that im homeschooling, innit?

Sephonae: she's blonde w/ gray, no?

Sparky~: brb, gonna go puff and try some sword-wielding

Chris: Feef: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.horrorhotties.com/images/categories/30.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.horrorhotties.com/hotties/%3Fc%3D30%26n%3DBrinke_Stevens&usg=__f1OlBHF2t0yp73ZeXWloRZkNUvQ=&h=504&w=350&sz=33&hl=en&start=5&sig2=c8Xjsns1SvLosrJXGQNtog&tbnid=CNXuVKC7tnjxQM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=90&ei=k-dOSa2cKIuksAPX4umRDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBrinke%2BStevens%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

Vahlee: I think of her as Raquel Welch from that one pin-up poster

Sparky~: not really, but my roommate is heating up apple crisp = Mmmmm

Chris: That's her. Obviously Molly looks different, but this is the woman who inspired the character.

Vahlee: neato

mllefifi: Chris: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Taco Bob: needs more boob. Pizza looks good though..

jeannie: dont go sparky

mllefifi: Pizza boobs?

Vahlee: ( . )( . ) There ya go TB

Sephonae: remember the mom from Jumanji? That's how i picture her, but older

Taco Bob: much mo betta!

jeannie: ctual tb, if she was well endowed she wouldnt do as well with being an aging hottie.

Vahlee: This is what I Imagined: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg

Chris: That works, V

jeannie: sorry guys i cant type or spell, luckily you are all bright enough to translate

Sephonae: that does look like Molly, Vahlee

Chris: Closer, actually to what I imagined that Brinke is.

Chris: than

Taco Bob: much better boobs

Vahlee: haha

Taco Bob: I gotta bail, too many hours looking at the screen today, Happy Christmoore everyone!

jeannie: by bob

Chris: See ya, TB. Congrats again.

zendao42: using the sword'll help that too

mllefifi: By, TB!

Vahlee: See ya, TacoBob

Sephonae: i love the gift of the magi aspect of theo and molly's Christmas gifts to one another

Sephonae: see ya TB

zendao42: bye TB

jeannie: tense silence

Vahlee: Suspense builds

Chris: I initially was going to do all of the classic Christmas stories in one book, but doing that, an angel, a fruitbat, and zombies too, and making it a small book.-- well, it would have been too much.

Vahlee: low drumroll please

zendao42: so, wanna sing Xmas carols?

jeannie: brb, with pumpkin ginger cookies

Sephonae: TSA is perfect as it is

Vahlee: There's always time for more book to incorporate those other ideas

Sephonae: and i enjoyed catching up with the Pine Covers before the zombies got to work

Chris: Return of the Stupidest Angel

Vahlee: You don't want to pack too much stuff into a story...take the latest X-men and Spiderman movie

zendao42: yep, besides Dickens has been done to death

Chris: Battle Beneath the Planet of the Stupidest Angel

Sephonae: that was great tension build-up, the whole how are the zombies going to get into the chapel

mllefifi: I always wanted to read a book that had pumpkin ginger cookies as a character.

Sephonae: read some Fforde

Sephonae:

zendao42: try Fforde

Vahlee: Christmas Zombies - a brilliant, yet often overlooked idea. Usually it's ghosts...ghosts already get halloween, now they're taking over Christmas as well.

zendao42: no punkin, though

Sephonae: gingerbread man is DEADLY

mllefifi: Cranberries!

Chris: Are we just randomly naming holiday foods?

zendao42: I can make those dangerous

Vahlee: Honey Baked Ham!

Chris: Figgy pudding!

zendao42: chili!

Vahlee: arg, damn chatzy for making me type slowly

Sephonae: here's another TSA insprired question for y'all:

Sephonae: folks hook up around the holidays just so they don't have to spend them alone?

Sephonae: do

Chris: minty-fresh Creme-de-menthe hangover barf

Vahlee: ewwwww

zendao42: did a New Year's hook-up once, but it had to be done

mllefifi: Y'all, I'm trying to listen to a tragic opera by a Georgian composer right now...

Sephonae: in TSA folks do that for Christmas

Chris: Ray Charles?

Vahlee: yeah, that mixes well with this conversation

Sephonae: which to me seems a peculiar hook-up time

mllefifi: Zakharia Paliashvili

Chris: It's a small-town thing.

Sephonae: God bless you, Feef

Chris: Maybe a California small town thing.

Sephonae: is that really how it works in small towns???

Chris: I saw it every year.

Vahlee: I don't remember what it's like being single...so the concept of "hooking up" is foreign. I only read of it in books and magazines and such. 8P

zendao42: ok, I've seen lots of folks in bars around this time- follow up's only natural

mllefifi: What were we talking about?

Sephonae: i just don't get out much, i reckon

zendao42: s-e-x

Vahlee: In the really small towns, people hookup just because they're bored. This is why my hometown has the 3rd highest teen pregnancy rate in the country

Sephonae: wow

jeannie: whad i miss

zendao42: here, there's not much to do but smoke pot & screw

mllefifi: Yes.

Chris: Good thing your initials are ANL. That cuts way down on the pregnancies.

Vahlee: Actually, I think it's just in the state

Sephonae: we all hooked up, jeannie

Sephonae: LOL AG!

Vahlee: Thanks for the esteem boost 8P

jeannie: dude thats sooo true thank god no one liked me in my highschool

Chris:

Sephonae: K-Y must be popular letters in Vahlee's town

zendao42: now that's overrated

Chris: do tell ?

mllefifi: Most things are overrated.

jeannie: whats overrated

Chris: in the butt?

zendao42: it has the opposite effect for me

Sephonae: not in the butt!

Vahlee: Not in the butt

Chris: what, in the butt?

jeannie: oh feef, i hope my posts arent hurting your brain.

zendao42: KY, no butts for me

jeannie: whos but?

mllefifi: Is Calico editing for you, Jeannie?

mllefifi: I guess not.

Chris: No, she said not in the butt.

jeannie: im curious to see how long we stay on the butts thing...

zendao42: always a good policy

mllefifi: Butts are butts, as they say.

jeannie: you wish, feef

Sparky~: oh, my

Sephonae: that time it wasn't me, Sparky

Sephonae: honest!

mllefifi: TSA, people!

Chris: No, Vahlee started it

Sparky~: I leave for a minute to eat apple crisp...

Sephonae: i did NOT open that (back)door

zendao42: anybody else got the South Park thing stuck in their heads?

Sparky~: ok feef... you ask a question

Chris: in the butt, you mean?

Chris: They stole that from me.

jeannie: bwahahaha!! you slay me, sep!

Sephonae: which thing?

zendao42: wouldn't be surprised, they steal from the best

jeannie: huh?

Chris: huh?

zendao42: thing? the big dildo?

Vahlee: Southpark...definitely overrated

Chris: in the butt?

Sephonae: yeah, Feef, you got a question or comment or topic for discussion related to TSA?

jeannie: southpark is awesome!

zendao42: or buttplugs? still have my ex's, unfortunately

Chris: I'm confused.

mllefifi: You mean, is TSA to be discussed?

Vahlee: why would you keep that, Zen?!?

Sephonae raps desk

Vahlee: Seriously!

jeannie: feef , which character in tsa do you most relate to?

zendao42: I don't wanna touch it

Sephonae: attencao, por favor

Sephonae: it's favorite TSA quotes time

Sephonae: what are your fave quotes/moments from the book?

jeannie: to choose to choose

Vahlee: "Not in the Butt" ... oh wait, wrong bok

Vahlee: book*

mllefifi: bok, bok, bok

Chris: That's Vietnamese counting

zendao42: the stuff Mavis said (or thought) about men

Sephonae: which bits?

Chris: Wait, I have to go get my copy

mllefifi: naughty bits

zendao42: when Raziel came into the bar, for starts

Vahlee: I like the whole scene when Raziel is performing the miracle - the "I mean it, seriously" kind of stuff

Sephonae: oh yeah!

Sephonae: Vahlee, me too!

Sephonae: Behold! I am really not kidding!

Vahlee: That's It!

Sephonae: Zen, the dessert-blooming of Mavis, like that?

jeannie: "this cakes nearly a virgin, theres only a quart of rum and barely a handful of vicoden!"

Sephonae: LOL!

Sephonae: i liked "But the gods do not concern themselves in the affairs of lasagna..."

Sephonae: dang it!

Chris: I like when Gabe gets the blues on him.

Vahlee: Now that's a fruitcake I could enjoy

Sephonae: "But the gods do not concern themselves in the affairs of lasagna"

mllefifi: House's favorite drug!

Vahlee: Greg's Favorite character ws Josh: "I'm a kid, I don't always get things right!"

Sephonae: Gabe would make me extremely nervous if i met him in person

zendao42: esp if the dog was with him

jeannie: ive met gabe

Sephonae: nah, i luvs me some doggies

zendao42: dragging limbs to you?!

Sephonae: sure, gotta play fetch with sumthin

Chris: you can't bad dog a guy for that

Chris: That's just being generous

Sephonae: shows initiative

Vahlee: Wouldn't be the wost thing my dog has brought me

Sephonae: LOL

Sephonae: what's worse than a twitching arm and hand, Vahlee?

Chris: <-resists "

zendao42: see "not in the butt" discussion above

Chris: swhutimtalkingbout, Zen!

jeannie: "clear his heart has stopped! code blue!500 milligrams of epinepherine!! direct shot to the pericardium, stat!! he,s flatlining people, CLEAR!!!

Vahlee: Well, remember when I said that Twinkie gets car sick. Well one time, she had been into the litter box before we went on a trip...Trust me, catshit vomit is worse than twitching arm.

Chris: Kay, you win

Sephonae: ROTFLOL

jeannie: dont walk stoned! dont walk stoned! for the love of god

Sephonae: OH, when theo goes to Lena's and tuck answers the door w/Roberto on his head

Sparky~: LOL jeannie

zendao42: neighbors dogs used to knock over trash for dirty diapers

Sephonae: an EXCELLENT cinematic moment!

zendao42: dealing w/ bats when high freaks ya out- esp if the folks w/ you are on acid

Vahlee: :burps

jeannie: my lunch is coming up a-rum-pa-pum-pum..

Vahlee: Know this from Experience?

Vahlee: Oh I loved that song

Vahlee: I couldn't read it aloud without giggle

Vahlee: giggling*

zendao42: yep, small town but we do have bats

Sparky~: and acid?

Vahlee: Are bats typically only found in Metro areas? 8P

Chris: with schlongs like wiffle-ball bats, bats

zendao42: yep, but more of it further south where I used to live

Vahlee: mental picture!

Sparky~: bats on acid would be sumthin

jeannie: mercy mercy my momma made a fruitcake look just like that one ," gabe howled "lawd rest her soul!"

zendao42: well, now that you mention it...

Sephonae: When Mavis tells Tuck, You've got a great ass, flyboy, it reminded me of Romero's Dawn of the Dead

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Vahlee: Please dont tell us that you've slept with a bat that had a wiffleball bat schlong

Sephonae: WALK!

walk: word up

jeannie: WALK!!

walk: i'm catchin up

Vahlee: Hiya Walk

Sephonae: word to your mother!

Sparky~: back in the day that used to be my favorite way to celebrate Christmas... alone and trippping

jeannie: if it wasnt for walk i wouldnt have my very own copy of tsa with which to misquote chris.....um mebbe you should apologize to chris, walk.

zendao42: not a bat, no

Sephonae: i also loved how the reanimated dead started talking smack about the living

jeannie: i hate trippping...bleahhhh

walk: sorry chris, my bad.

Sparky~: hey walk!

walk:

mllefifi: Seph, that was my favorite part, too.

Sparky~: and Seph - I also loved that part

walk: what up

Sephonae: and the nurse who talks about Molly gives up with, "I got nothin"

Chris: hey

Sephonae: lol

zendao42: one trip was enough

zendao42: hey walk

Sephonae: tuck was really funny throughout that whole bit

walk: my favorite part was molly's christmas tree hunting adventures

Sephonae: AG, was Tuck really trying to escape when he pushed the table at the zombies, or was he heroically trying to save Lena and the rest?

jeannie: do people keep telling you that your a psycopath? i hate that

zendao42: when she gets pulled over by her husband

Chris: I like to think he was being heroic.

Sephonae: me too

Chris: Tuck really, really tries to be a good guy. He's just such an innate rascal that it's hard for him.

walk: i admire cuz i've gone after telephone poles with a battle ax before (slightly inebriated for that one) and it's freakin hard to fell those things

Sephonae: OH, i bet Shaun of the Dead ripped off the broken window idea from you, AG

jeannie: you think? if anyone knew for sure wouldnt it be you?

Sephonae: LOL walk!

jeannie: you were inebriated, walk?!?

Sephonae: you had a battle ax, walk?!?

zendao42: din't try to punch a cow, did ya?

walk: i know it's crazy but true. what gave you the inspiration for the christmas photo descriptions ag?

walk: "had" is the word.

Chris: I was just completely at a loss for what to write next, walk. I needed to sort of bring all the characters together for a minute, and because I couldn't do it in the plot

jeannie: yeah i love how those put a silly spin on bad parenting

Chris: I did the chapter with the photos.

Sephonae: molly's pic made me sad

Sparky~: oh, interesting

walk: twas a lovely way to do it.

Chris: Thanks.

walk: really? molly's pic made me laugh, i think my mom has some like that

Vahlee: Molly's pic was sad, but revealing

jeannie: molly's pic made me laugh, seps a better person than me, i think

zendao42: gotta go dye hair- see y'all later

Sparky~: what color?

jeannie: what color?

Chris: Christmas is always a time for nostalgia, and I think it told us something about each character that we'd only suspected before.

zendao42: red, of course

walk: peace out zen! good luck

Sephonae: it's the idea that an unknown person took the pic while her mom's sleep with a cig in her hand on the couch in the background

jeannie: jinx you owe me a coke

Sephonae: what jeannie said about bad parenting

Chris: bye

Sephonae: bye Zen

Sparky~: bye

Sephonae: i get stupidly invested in my favorite fiction

Sephonae: and if Molly really had such a rough childhood, she's done pretty damn good for herself

Chris: That was kind of the point, Seph. It was a little sad.

jeannie: yeah i see worse parenting than that every day, like my neighbor that took her tooddler walking through a snowstorm to go out to dinner cause she doesnt cook

Sephonae: it was a cool break in the action, the photo part, for sure

mllefifi: Bye, y'all. I gotta get my "ugly" sleep.

Sephonae: night Feef

Chris: night feef

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Sparky~: bye feef

jeannie: very inventive, yo!

Vahlee: G'night Feef

Sephonae: i liked how Josh kept insisting that they decapitate Tuck

jeannie: he cant hear you, he's gone

Vahlee: It's the thought that counts

Sephonae: and Tuck says, "Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other"

jeannie: omg that made me laugh every time

Sephonae: LOL

Vahlee: Can we cut his head off now?

walk: belated goodnight to feef

jeannie: i hope calico feels that way when he doesnt get a wii for hallocreaster

Sephonae: oh, and Sam and his wine vocabulary

Sparky~: I always had a soft spot for Molly... I have a few friends who've struggled with mental illness, and it was nice to see a character who is a good soul even if she is a bit nuts sometimes

jeannie: yeah my dad is straight up paranoid scytzophrenic...

Sparky~: 'cause that's how my friends are... very smart and creative folks, but they need the meds to keep it all together

Chris: You know, Sparky, that Molly and many of the other Pine Cove characters were created because of my experience with my crazy friends. And I don't mean crazy in the "fun" sense.

jeannie: well ya know, before he died....now he's more dead than crazy

Sephonae: i didn't know that AG

Sparky~: interesting, thanks for sharing that... and for such great/compassionate portrayals

jeannie: i did cause i can read your mind!

Chris: Yeah, I was dealing with about a meltdown a month among friends. Putting out emotional fires, as it were. Then I started to ask, "Are you on your meds?"

jeannie: "NO FUCKING SANTA PANS!!"

Chris: And they'd say, "No, I don't need them. I'm fine."

Sparky~: Been there, done that....

Chris: So I asked a shrink at my gym the symptoms of people going off their medication.

jeannie: im sorry i started typing that before a um im sorry

walk: that's a big sign they need them

Chris: And he told me, and sho enuff, that's what was going on.

Sparky~: It really helps to know that, eh? When dealing with that kind of situation...

Chris: And I thought, I wish my friends would coordinate and all go off their meds at once, then I could just set the month aside for crisis

jeannie: my dad NEVER took meds, it was a catch 22 that he didnt trust doctors

Sparky~: LOL

Sparky~: not at you Jeannie!

Chris: Then I thought, that' s it, I'll take a whole village off their meds at once.

Chris: An Lust Lizard was born.

Vahlee: I had a Bi-polar neighbor in Kentucky. She and another neighbor got in a fight (military wives *sigh*). The other neighbor (who needed to be on meds) tried to insult her by yelling across the parking lot "You know the only difference between you and a psychopath is that you're on meds....Bi-polar neighbor was like "Duh, that's why I take them..."

Sephonae: LOL

walk: lol

jeannie: do you consider yourself fairly sane? chris or anyone elas

Sephonae: i'm sorry, that's hillariously funny

jeannie: else?

Sephonae: too sane

Sephonae: i'd like to go batshit crazy

Sephonae: i'd love that freedom

Vahlee: I hope I'm sane...That's about as good of an answer as I can give.

Sparky~: I definitely consider myself to be a bit odd, but yeah - relatively sane, for the most part.

Vahlee: I live with a woman who has stroke-induced dementia...it's not pretty...espeically when she thinks her head is where her pants go.

Sephonae: it's like that Family Guy episode, where everyone thinks Peter is retarded, so he can do whatever he wants and gets away with it

Chris: I think I'm okay, but I had a bout of depression in the late 80s that definitely made me respect having a mental illness.

Sparky~: There was a time when I first moved out into the country here where I was seeing some pretty crazy shit.... and thought I was losing my mind

Sephonae: what kinda stuff, Sparky?

walk: i feel i am constantly hovering on the edge of crazy

Sparky~: Then I did some research and realized this is all Indian land out here, and other reports of "stuff"

jeannie: when i hang out at orla with the hardcore republican christians years of progress go away and i feel like yelling prophanity and dancing nekked in the halls

walk: no lie though when bush was re elected i was diagnosed with clinical depression

jeannie: but to be fair, they voted for mcain in the school election'

Chris: I think being around crazy people can make you start thinking that crazy behavior is okay.

Sparky~: stuff in the woods... not really ghost like per se but more like spirits

Vahlee: My years of progress go out the window when I'm around my parents...does that count?

Chris: Yeah, that counts

Chris: parents will scrape the wax off your buttons real fast

jeannie: totally counts!

Vahlee: My lovely hick accent even comes back in their home

Sparky~: Once I decided I wasn't nuts... and that I believe in other "spiritual planes" so to speak... I stopped seeing things. It was all pretty weird and upsetting

Chris: I behaved like an asshat when I was taking care of my dying mother. No excuse for it except my 15 year old self hadn't gotten over some shit yet.

Sparky~: for a while there

Sephonae: were you alone when you first moved out into the country, Spark?

Sparky~: yes

Vahlee: Of course...A true believer must rely of faith

Chris: Egads

jeannie: ive never halluncinated even when i was on acid

walk: that 15 year old self will kick your ass every time

walk: mine makes fun of me for owning several betsey johnson dresses

Chris: Troof, walk. Troof

jeannie: is it hard to keep up, or is it just me

Chris: just you

Sephonae: i can't tune in to my 15 year old self anymore

Chris:

Chris: That's not really a bad thing, Seph. Trust me.

Sephonae: i've been a mom most of my adult life, i can't remember that self

Sephonae: i miss her, a bit

Sephonae: she wasn't afraid of stuff

Vahlee: Greg says: "My 15 year old self did nothing but jerk off until my balls ached"

walk: you don't have flashbacks?

Vahlee: he made me type that

walk: lol vahlee

Sephonae: LOL Vahlee

Chris: LOL

Sephonae: why isn't Greg posting on the Boardello?!?!?!

Vahlee: he's lazy

walk: boys are so lucky in that respect, it took me forever to start masturbating

walk: sorry about the overshare

Sephonae: ROTFLMAO

Vahlee: o.O

Sephonae: LOL

Sephonae: LOL

Sephonae: LOL

Chris: Walk, try getting yourself some flowers and telling yourself you're pretty

Sephonae: the worst is when you fall asleep and wake up with a cramp in your hand

jeannie: girls can masturbate?

Sephonae: not that i would know

Chris: Yes, Jeannie, but you have to have a web cam

jeannie: walk is gorgeous! ive met her and i know!!

Vahlee: Look what I started...again

walk: lol

Chris: Don't know why. It's just a rule

Sparky~: oh, my

Chris: LOL

jeannie: bahhwwwaaahhaha

Chris: Sparky and the OH mys

Vahlee: lol

Sephonae: that wasn't me either, Spark

walk: and thats another thing masturbating for boys is CHEAP

Chris: cracks me up

jeannie: ive met sparky too shes adorable

jeannie: and sep is mysterios and sexy

Sparky~: I didn't seem toooooo nuts... did I?

Sephonae: ROTFLOL

jeannie: mysteriuos?

Vahlee: It's not cheaper for guys when you have to pay a hooker to choke you (provided by Greg, of course)

Sephonae: and you're off the drugs, are ya, Jeannie?

walk: all of us were freakin adorable i think

jeannie: i wish i could spell

walk: thought

jeannie: only the illegal ones

walk: he was doing that at 15?

Chris: that was pretty funny, Greg

jeannie: who's 15?

Chris: yeah, he had a paper route

walk: vahlee's husband was paying hookers to choke him at 5

walk: or 15

jeannie: whos greg?

Vahlee: 5?!

Sephonae: LOL

Chris: on first

Sparky~: and, walk - I don't know if that flashback question was directed at me, but... if so the answer is no. I keep waiting for them, too... kinda feel like I got ripped off, lol... like where the hell are my flashbacks? I paid good money for those...

Vahlee: Greg is my husband

Sephonae: Greg is Vahlee's husband

Sephonae: what's on second?

Sephonae: i dunno

Sephonae: third base!

Chris: I know, Sparky, and flying cars? Where the fuck is the flying car they promised us in the future.

walk: well my dog just head butted my boob so he's on 2nd

Sephonae: LOL

Chris: Oh man, hot chat

walk: dude seriously!! on the flying cars

jeannie: ive never hadda flashback but ive only tripped a dozen times or so, but when you withdraw from opiates, you feel like your tripping

Chris: I'm just sayin'

Chris: flying cars, jetpacks

Sephonae: ok ok ok another TSA question for y'all

Chris: and for some reason, we'd all be in white jumpsuits

Vahlee: All funding went to the hummer

walk: houses that are above the clouds

jeannie: like on that 70s show

jeannie: they promised red flying cars

Sephonae: Would you have sex while Roberto watched? (Modified question from Hazel)

Chris: whoa, whoa, whoa. How much do you charge him?

Sephonae: (since we're on the subject)

Sephonae: LOL AG

Sephonae: or at least a friendly handjob

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walk: it weirds me out when there is an animal in the room while getting it on

Vahlee: Knowing or not know that that he can talk?

Vahlee: Everyone, say Hi to Greg

Sephonae: knowing

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: By popular demand....I am here

Sephonae: i'd say no

Chris: but you're fine with animal foreplay, evidently

jeannie: is that your husband,?

walk: omg he would be critiquing!

Sephonae: HI GREG

walk: well yea but nothing naked

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: Howdy howdy

walk: word up to greg

Vahlee: Knowing that an animal is sentient and conscious of what's going on -- hell no

jeannie: HI GREG!!!

Chris: Wow, that chat handle should come with truck balls, Greg

walk: lol

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: lol

jeannie: greg say hi to everyone!

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: Hi everyone !

Chris: Vahlee was just telling us how you spent all your money on a hummer

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: I was feeling creative

Sparky~: holy shit walk, you just made me choke on my drink...! (I left for a moment and am trying to catch up *again*)

Vahlee: from a hooker while getting choke

Chris: You're married now, you don't have to pay for the one on your birthday, dude.

walk: i hope i didn't ruin the drink!

Chris: backwash -- retaste the rainbow!

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: I pay for it via an early death

Vahlee: Syphillis

Chris: Well that's okay

Vahlee: wait...that means...damn it

Vahlee: Guess I am going ot go looney before it's all over

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all: *and the plot thickens*

walk: you know they have meds for that now

Chris: That's right Vahlee, cougar widow

Greg-1_Jackass_2_Rule_Them_all from x.x.x.29 left the chat 3 seconds ago

Chris: LOL
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

(Part 3 of 3)

RadLad from x.x.x.85 joined the chat 3 seconds ago

Chris: we chased himout

bleu from x.x.x.107 joined the chat 11 seconds ago

Vahlee: He'll be back

Greg from x.x.x.29 joined the chat 4 seconds ago

Chris: Bleu

bleu: Let's do the time warp agaaaaaaaaaainnn!!

Vahlee: He's changing his name to something less "jackassy"

walk: holy moly! hello everyone

bleu: oh..wrong room

Chris: Nice recovery, Greg

Greg: I sold my truck balls and dropped my handle chris. I'm a better person now

RadLad: Not in the butt, just like he said

walk: have some penicillin too

bleu: Hello Chris, you staying warm?

Vahlee: Allergic to Penicillin

Vahlee: Hiya Bleu and RadLad

Chris: -sniff- our little boy is all growed up now -sniff-

walk: well then enjoy the looney bin

bleu: Hello Vahlee!!!!

walk:

bleu: ((((walk))))

RadLad: Hello all

walk: what up?

Sephonae: hey Bleu

Sephonae: hey RadLad

bleu: Hello Seph!!!!

walk: so those who just joined would you get it on while roberto watched?

bleu: Happy Birfdaaaaaaaayyyy too you!

Greg: I may be grown up...but I'm still not eating my peas....that one I'm taking to the grave !

walk: and if yes, would ask for some assistance?

Vahlee: How would a bat assist?

Vahlee: Wiffleball bat schlong?

Vahlee: ewwww

RadLad: As I've said, I would only let Roberto watch if he provided useful commentary and/or advice, possibly give some secret bat positions

Vahlee: grossed myself out

Sephonae: thanz bleu

walk: dear god i didn't want to start thinking that specific

Greg: He could narrorate

Sephonae: nonono

Chris: que the funky 70s porn music for walk

Sephonae: no running commentary on the old in and out

Sephonae: breaks my concentration

Vahlee: you could never do porn

walk: ok it just went in, alright now it's coming out, back in

bleu: ok..as a parent..I have to say that when you have kids..you never know when a little person is going to pop in and watch...I could ...no commentary tho...

bleu: unless it's funny

Chris: that' happens when you have smurfs, too

Vahlee: Locks are a good thing

Chris: just sayin

Chris: or dwarfs

RadLad: or just old people who have shrunk

Chris: but yes, kids are prolly more common

Chris: oompa loompas

Greg: I tell you how Roberto could help. That lazy rat could have a sammich waiting for me afterwards

bleu: they all sleep in a different room..and we DO have locks

walk: a monkey who knows sign language would be awkward too

Sephonae: LOL

Chris: sorry, oompa loompas in the room might soften my resolve

Sephonae: or some mango

bleu: LOL walk

walk: lol greg

bleu: or gatorade

Sephonae: or viagra

walk: lol ag

jeannie from x.x.x.3 joined the chat 2 seconds ago

bleu: jeanie!

jeannie: whoops,

Greg: I reckon that'd be a great stamina trainer Chris

walk: welcome back! i like the new outfit

bleu: shoot...jeannie!

Chris: I know, walk, you'd be all looking over your shoulder wondering if that's the sign for faster or hungry

Sephonae: don't shoot jeannie, she didn't mean it

jeannie: hey bleu, when did you sneak in

walk: oompa loompa doopidy doo

Sephonae: LOL AG

walk: i've got a new sex position for you!

Greg: lol

jeannie: ooompa loompas? what did i miss

Vahlee: lol, walk

bleu: just a few minutes ago...somebody mentioned the AG and a Harem...how could i resist???

RadLad: Oompa Loompa, gooble de goo, I've got a great sex position for you

Sephonae: see, sex sells everything

walk: happens every time

jeannie: well a harems not a harem withgout bleu!

Chris: So, how many of you have read Fool?

Vahlee: *raises hand*

walk: i am impatiently waiting for it

bleu: lol Seph....speaking of sex...you find your ice cream guy yet?

Greg: Vah didn't read it to me....I'm still filled with spite

Sephonae: i'm waiting for February

jeannie: im not even on the list i dont think?

walk: and telling everyone who comes in our local bookstore about it

Sephonae: alas, no, bleu

Vahlee: I didn'thave time to read it outloud

RadLad must wait for February release

Chris: Greg: You can prolly get a hooker to choke that spite out of you.

bleu is impatiently waiting as well

Vahlee: ...

Greg: On it !

Sephonae: uh-oh

walk: lol

jeannie: but even though i usually have to wait for the library to get a book i might consider it a late xmas present to myself in feb

Sephonae: domestic violence about to erupt...

Vahlee: be right back.. I have to go choke my husband.

Vahlee: I think I just called myself a hooker

jeannie: have you read it, chris?

Chris: You're so nice. YOu gonna charge him?

bleu: hey! don't take it in the other room!! stay here and let us watch!!

Chris: Yeah, I've read it.

bleu: I would hope you read it

jeannie: was it any good, was it his best work?

Chris: Can't say. It's horney though.

Chris: horny?

jeannie: you know how some authors only have 5 or 6 books in em?

Sephonae: horny

Chris: evidently spellcheck doesn't know that word

Greg: I'd go with Horney..it's more frenchy

Sephonae: who's got the horns?

bleu: Seph..he's calling you

Chris: troo

Sephonae: who is?

Vahlee: perfect fucking french

jeannie: thats not the case is it,?

walk: i think horny is it

Chris: tks, walk

jeannie: you have spellcheck in chatzy?

RadLad: Mozilla firefox spellchecks everything for me

jeannie: why dont i have spellcheck in ca=hatzy?

Chris: Yeah, well, you're the cool kid then, RL

Vahlee: spellcheck is for loosers

RadLad: Shucks

bleu: freestyle is the way to go

walk: or kids who can't spell

jeannie: even the letters you write with apen and paper, radlad?

Greg: I don't spellcheck! I"m an american damnit...I pay my taxes. I've earned the right to be a tool !

RadLad: Of course

bleu: lol

walk: crap i was subbing for a kids who didn't know cursive but had to write a report in it and he just made up letters, it was freakin hilarious

Chris: Mission Accomplished, G!

walk: kids=kid

Greg: Thank ya sir

Vahlee: welp, we're back to Greg_1Jackass_2_rule_them_all

Sephonae: hey, all you TSA revisitors

Greg: Ooooo I've earned it again !

Sephonae: which version did you read, the first or 2.0?

MrEMann from x.x.x.107 joined the chat 2 seconds ago

RadLad: Seph, I only made it 2/3 way thru the book

walk: hey mem!

Chris: Yeah, Seph, you kind of let things get out of hand.

Sephonae: hey MrEMann

jeannie: oh yeah da book, yo! class come to order!!

bleu: The original

MrEMann: order?

walk: i read the first but gave that away and now have 2.0

Sephonae pulls on the reigns

Vahlee: first

Chris: Probably because Firefox was spellchecking it for him

MrEMann: hey alls

jeannie: hey m&m?

RadLad: haha

Vahlee: Heya MrE

Greg: I once paid a hooker to spellcheck for me

MrEMann: hiyas all

Chris: Sup, M

Chris: You are never going to save any money that way, Greg.

walk: well that was a waste of money i think greg

Sparky~: my head hurts... I suck at this chat thang

Vahlee: Seeing as how I'm your spellchecker...Stop calling me a hooker

Greg: lol

Vahlee: jackass

walk: just drink some more, it gets better

MrEMann: LOL

Sephonae: here's another question about TSA:

bleu: LMAO @ Greg

Chris: He DOES pay you though, right?

Sephonae: In the 2.0 version there's a short-story set in Pine Cove, taking place at the following year's Lonesome Christmas party. In it, a serial-killer dressed as Zorro asks a Snow-White clad Lena Marquez to dance. The AG tells us, "An eighties New Wave song blasted from the boom box," though he doesn't tell us which one. Which song do you think it might have been?

Greg: She's just trying to work her way thru collage

Greg: college rather

Chris: don't piss her off, you need a spellchecker

Chris: and whatnot

Vahlee: Something bythe Cure

walk: you turn me right round

Greg: Very true...I do enjoy the whatnot

MrEMann: seph: it was boom town rats: I don't like mondays

jeannie: im confused sep

walk: what is the definition of "new wave"

Greg: and so on

Sephonae: i was thinking "Take On Me" maybe

bleu: brb...before my kid grabs a beer

Sparky~: isn't there a song called "zombie party"?

Sephonae: but i like your idea, walk

Chris: English

walk: there is a dead man's party

MrEMann: zombie jamboree

Sephonae: early 80s

Sparky~: dead man's party - that's it!

Chris: Do you want to know what I had in mind?

Sephonae: Yeah!

walk: YES

Sephonae: oingo boingo, sparky

Chris: I was thinking Pretty In Pink, by the Psychedelic Furs

Sparky~: that's what I heard in my head...

Sephonae: aw...

RadLad: I'm going with Electric Light Orchestra: Four Little Diamonds

jeannie: " does anyone know that song "those are people who died"?

MrEMann: Blitzkrieg Bop

Sephonae: yeah, great tune jeannie

Sephonae: if a bit manic

Sephonae: beat on the brat

walk: i have never heard that song ag. i think i will go check it out

MrEMann: with a baseball bat?

MrEMann:

Sephonae: oh yeah!

MrEMann: oh ya

Sephonae: sorry, jeannie, you were confused?

jeannie: i actually burned it onto a cd ill send it to you walk

Sephonae: AG, could you not get the necessary permission to name the song?

Chris: Sometimes specifics don't work as well as vague references.

Chris: Especially as time passes.

walk: that'd be sweet jeannie!

jeannie: you kow what would make chatrooms better is if incould share these ginger pumpkin raisin walnut cluster cookies that i made for the fish lady, with yu guys!

Sephonae: true, not everyone will know a particular song

bleu: I need to start a Lamb discussion session...I have questions

Sephonae: toss 'em out, yo

Chris: Ask me questions while I'm here. My people don't live past my age. This might be your last chance.

jeannie: pm me yur adress

Sephonae: jeannie, i was expecting some B-Day pie outta you

MrEMann: LOL

Vahlee: Here's a question: What do you think would be the weirdest thing found on the shelves at Brine's Bait, Tackle, and Fine wines?

Chris: Merlot gummi worms

Sephonae: hmmm...

MrEMann: newt eyes

MrEMann:

jeannie: will the cookies do, or i have a cyber apple pie in my cyberfreezer...

Chris: are you talking dirty?

Sephonae: IUDs

Sephonae: ::shrugs::

jeannie: a double headed furry dildo

Greg: Ooo A nice Bree that can double as catfish bait

Chris: Merlot gummi IUDs

Sephonae: euw

Chris: I think that's all brie, Greg

walk: tape worm diet pills from the 1800's

Greg: it's Bree now Chris

jeannie: o that reminds me of a funny dildo story

RadLad: fermented fish wine

Sephonae: walk, LOL

Greg: remember the tax paying thing

Chris: Can't afford to have your spellchecker choke you, then?

walk: which is every dildo story

bleu: Yesterday MrEMann and I were watching National Geographic and they were doing a show about Jesus' life from about 5 to early teens...there were some scrolls found or something that detail these years..I was wondering when the AG was doing research..where he got some of his ideas..because some of those early chapters parellel Lamb

Greg: Inflation

Sephonae: the penis broken off the statue bit?

Chris: Bleu. The Nag Hammurabi manuscripts, or the "Gnostic Gospels" have a couple of incidents in them from Jesus's early life. But to be honest, they were just creepy. In one, a 6 year old jesus kills a whole village of children for making fun of him.

Sephonae: hammadi, i think

Chris: So I read them, but they didn't influence the book.

RadLad: that's pretty morbid

bleu: The show was discussing these books that were written by a group called Nostics..they books were buried and then found again 1600 years later in Egypt..around 1845

Chris: Yeah, that's right. Thanks for the choke, Seph

Greg: Wow, that's very Gilgamesh

Sephonae: anytime, handsome

Sephonae: ;-D

Chris: Actually around 1945, Bleu. Yeah, the Gnostic gospels.

Chris: I read them.

walk: sounds like a whole lot of not fun to me

Sephonae: some of them are a bit weird

walk: i really don't see jesus killing kids for making fun of him

MrEMann: any better read than the book of moron... er mormon?

Sephonae: do those include the gospel of mary magdalene, or was that separate?

Chris: They weren't. And they weren't very complete. The only one I drew from was the Gospel of Thomas, which has a lot of "Buddhist-like" sayings by Jesus.

Sephonae: gospel of thomas trippier than gospel of john, even

Chris: Yes, the Magdelene gospel is there, Seph. But only about five pages of it survived.

Sephonae: i know, it's short

jeannie: well all little kids are mean sometimes, and if it was a case of not knowing his own strength....

Chris: And they were written many years after the cannocal gospels.

Sephonae: and she's instructing Peter on stuff, if i remember correctly

bleu: and is surrounded by controversy about where Jesus kissed her

MrEMann: he kissed her where she sat

walk: still waiting on that dildo story jeannie

Chris: The Gnostics were intellectual Christians. They didn't believe in the physical ressurection and ascension. So they made up stories, parables, to illustrate their philosphy.

jeannie: oh sorry i nodded of for a minute

walk: sok

bleu: Like the giant angels and Jesus at his ressurection..with the walking talking cross behind him?

jeannie: serious intelligent conversation intimadates me

Chris: Yeah, like that.

MrEMann: I saw a talking cross once

Sephonae: everything is serious, jeannie

Vahlee: Do you find it easier to write the contemporary novels, like the pine cove books, or the more "historical" (loose term) like Lamb and Fool?

Vahlee: well, not easier...let's go with funner*

Sephonae: you think hiring a hooker to choke you ain't serious?!

walk: christianity is WAY to complex for this little agnostic

Chris: The historicals ones are a lot harder.

RadLad: I'd think a lot more research goes into the historical ones

Chris: Yep. And in the case of Fool, crafting the language took a lot of time.

Sephonae: yeah...does Lear say, "And whatnot?"

bleu: lol Seph

Chris: No, but Pocket the fool does

walk: awww i love the name pocket

Sephonae: i pocket the fool!

Chris: Thanks. I like it, too.

Vahlee: Where did "Fuckstockings" come from?

Sephonae: lol

Sephonae: no spoilers, please!

bleu: I'm glad I asked now and not at the signing...

Chris: It came from Abby Normal, who says Fucksox. Except it's the Middle Ages, so Pocket says Fuckstockings

RadLad: Pocket is a fun name. Do you come up with names by looking around the room you're in like some people I know?

Chris: I first saw it on a Goth discussion board. (Fucksox, that is.)

Greg: See there's your problem Chris....too much history in your historical books. Write what you want, people believe anything and if they don't, then the Fuck the Police (to quote Ice Cube)

walk: rad you know palin?

RadLad: lol

Sephonae: LOL

Greg: extra the in there..but I think my point is made

Chris: RL, I wanted a rascally name, like Puck, from MSND. Or Bottom, from the same play. Pocket just worked.

Chris: And there's a story of how he got his name in the book.

RadLad: Whenever I read Tuck Case's name I think of Fuck Case

Sephonae: there once was a pilot named Tucker...

RadLad: Who was a horny little fucker

jeannie: ok so when i used to spare change i would keep talking to people after they gave me money and i would sometimes ask them if they needed any cleaning done, (although i made a lot more per hour spanging iyt was a nice change of pace) so one time this extemely butch lesbian brought me home to clean her house and as i moved from room to roomn i kept finding two or three dildos and or vibrators even in the kitchen, but when i got to the living room and found a case of them , i was kinda getting creeped out so i kinda looked at her and ahemedand she explained that she owned her own bussiness...not as funny as i remember i guess

walk: meet a priestess and fucked her

walk: meet=met

Vahlee: ...Greg is watching "fuck the police" on you tube *sigh*

Greg: it inspires me

Greg: Ice Cube is a muse

MrEMann: truly inspiring to be sure

walk: lol

Sephonae: back at the Lonesome Christmas party...

walk: i love that situation jeannie

Sephonae: i like how, when dead Dale returns Lena's thinking about how awkward it is having both exes in the place

jeannie: yeah im a slow typer so its hard to keep up, though...

jeannie: oh that was awesome!

Chris: I knew a lesbian couple, and when one or the other's parents were coming over, they'd have to go home and "de-dyke" the apartment, which meant, largely, hiding the books and appliances.

jeannie: oh yeah and squirrel porn!!!

walk: dude it seems like my exes all get together and plan to all get a hold of me at the same time. i really sympathized with lena there. does this happen to anyone else?

Sephonae: of all the things for her to focus on at that moment!

Chris: No, not the fridge, Greg

RadLad: I just got to the party Seph, so I need to blindfold myself for this part of the discussion

Greg: lol that video is great

jeannie: you know that some people dont know that sandy the squirel is gay?

Greg: yall should check it out. There's a pan of the audience and the entire front row are all pastey white kids yelling Fuck the Police

MrEMann: LOL

Chris: some people don't know who sandy the squirrel is, Jeannie

MrEMann: on both counts

HazelRah from x.x.x.75 joined the chat 4 seconds ago

jeannie: yes they do! dont be silly

Sephonae: um...could a dude be ok after some electric jolts to the nuts, like Gabe put himself through? What kinda research didja do for THAT, AG?

jeannie: HAZEL!!

Sephonae: hey Hazel

RadLad: Anyone with kids knows who sandy the squirrel is

HazelRah: Good eve Jeannie

Vahlee: Hi Hazel

walk: i don't assign sexual orientations to most cartoon characters, like when tinky winky was outed. all i could think was "well is he gonna start butt fuckin lala?"

HazelRah: Well howdy there Seph

HazelRah: Seph, are you going into work tomorrow ?

walk: heya hazel!

Sephonae: yep

jeannie: hazel, your troy right?

HazelRah: Allo WAlk

Sephonae: alas...

MrEMann: tinky winky was the one with the Purple triangle?

jeannie: on facebook?

HazelRah: That I am, jeannie

jeannie: different show mrE

walk: and the purse

jeannie: different show mrE

walk: and the purse

Chris: I love that scene, Seph. I had relationships with women, Seph, that's the kind of research I did to find out that love and pain are associated, that's what!

Vahlee: on the next episode of E True hollywood story...Tinky Winky

Chris: -sniff-

jeannie: i keep fogetting , hazel.

Chris: No, go on, I'm okay.

Sephonae: pile some lumber, ya pansy

walk: i think i drove a man or two to that point in life. electricuting themselves that is

Sephonae: seriously, electrodes to the nads--explain

Vahlee: I've wanted to electicute some people

Chris: you should be very proud, walk

HazelRah: Anyone see that French n Saunders Special where they mocked Lord of The Rings...and tinky Winkie and hte rest were dancing around Hobbit holes

MrEMann: you mean that there was more than one poor schmuck who named their characters tinky winky?

walk: i am but that is also why i don't date anyone anymore

Vahlee: electricute?

Greg: I paid a hooker to zap my boys once

MrEMann: I did not Rah. send it to me

RadLad: What kind of name is Tinky Winky

MrEMann: I know you have it

MrEMann: :p

Sephonae: electrocute

walk: there is only so much one conscious can take

HazelRah: No self respecting male should name thier ......"character"...tinky Winky

Sparky~: conscience

Chris: Greg, you need a finacial planner. Really

Sephonae chokes!

Chris: and a financial one, too

HazelRah: If I could burn DVDs Mr e, I would

Vahlee: thanks Seph

jeannie: its funny how all these rednecks let their kids watch spongbob which is all about gay culture, and wont let their kids watch telletubbies cause one of the actors wearing the costume is gay.AND they fired him anyway!

Greg: I make bad choices

Vahlee: yes you....wait *sniff*

Chris: no, no, not you V. Your the good touch.

jeannie: i finally figured out the trick to burning cds

Greg: Aww baby you know I didn't mean it. Just take me back, I swears I won't do it again

Vahlee: You're!

Vahlee: That'll be 12.50

walk: lol

Chris: I know, choke!

Chris: What the hell's that gonna cost me?

bleu: did I just trip into the Jerry Springer room?

MrEMann: rah: why the hell cant you burn DVD's

MrEMann: ?

Chris: It's chaos, Bleu

Sephonae: madness

HazelRah: Please, I just fixed my deputer to burn CDs again

Greg: Sexy chaos

HazelRah: I dont have a DVD burner, as well

Vahlee: Is this chat going ot be posted on the boards?

walk: ::throws a chair::

Sparky~: this all makes me feel sane

Sephonae: great band name!

Chris: OMG, you already had the price in while I was asking how much!

Sephonae: LOL walk

bleu: I noticed..it's always chaos here but dang, you step away for a second and...

MrEMann: well, shit, rah, I'll send you a dvd burner

MrEMann: forfucksake

Greg: She no bargain so good okay

HazelRah: LoL ....oooh shiny

Greg: She just rolled back prices 1

Greg: !

Vahlee: 15 conversations going at once...Let's see who can keep up

HazelRah: rolling rolling rolling....

Vahlee: I'm not walmart

RadLad: Oh goody, the thermometer just reached the warm tempature of 1 degree

Greg: .....I love walmart

jeannie: you know what i like about youse guys

HazelRah: Wally World

Vahlee: No you like Taco Bell

HazelRah: Toxic Hell??

Chris: Kind of sad, really, watching Greg find out he married a "working girl".

walk: I LOVE PEARS! sorry just had to throw that out there

Chris: That shit should happen in private.

Vahlee: He likes the money

MrEMann: Val: I have this and 4 other conversations going in 3 other programs

bleu: lol walk

Chris: Or on video tape, at least.

Sephonae: he likes the bragging rights

HazelRah: He likes the cars...the cars that go BOOM

Vahlee: It's vAH-lee

MrEMann: Big Badda Boom

Chris: Yeah, pears are okay.

Vahlee: not "valley"

HazelRah: Mr E is multi textual

Sephonae likes Peaches

walk: so anyways i read this really cool book called the stupidest angel the other day and.....

MrEMann: oh, wah..V

jeannie: what are you guys talking about?

Sephonae: oh, what's it about, walk?

HazelRah: teachs of Peachs?

bleu: and MrEMann is challenged by Fatbaby interacting with him...forcefully

Greg: hehe I call her Valley_GURL all the time to piss her off

jeannie: is it grown up stuff?

MrEMann: vah is too close vag

Greg: go ahead...try it

bleu: and listening to Gwen Stephani

MrEMann: so I opt for val

walk: this really cool town call pine cove and it's super zombie christmas

walk: there's pot and a chick running around the woods naked with an ancient japanese blade

Chris: Okay, we've been doing this for 3 hours.

Greg: I think it's Whiskey time

Chris: It's official. We have no lives.

RadLad: How does an angel like Raziel keep getting assignments

jeannie: realllly, hey that reminds me is pine cove near santa cruz?

Sephonae: but who's counting

MrEMann: bring it, greg!
Vahlee: You always think it's whiskey time

bleu: this has been going on for 3 hours?

HazelRah: hmm swear I just heard that bottle of wine call my name.....

Sephonae: thanks for coming to Chatzy tonight AG

Sparky~: no wonder I'm drunk now...!

walk: well i tried

Sephonae: it's been a real treat

Greg: Well when you're married to a working girl nothing much thrills you anymore, so I've taken to the sauce

Chris: No, no, thank you!

jeannie: was the bottle of wine, a tenacious cunt of a red

Sephonae: no, no, thank YOU

MrEMann: yes, Thanks Chris.

jeannie: ?

Vahlee: hah, Jeannie

MrEMann: Glad I got to interract tonight

Vahlee: This is the most action Chatzy has seen in years

HazelRah: Lives? I think I read about those in a book once.......there were zombies,Barenaked Ladies.....a cute fluffy kittens if I recall correctly

Greg: It's been great chatting with you Chris =)

RadLad: Thank you AG

Sparky~: Thanks for the insight and the laughs

walk: thanks to everyone!!

Chris: I insist, it is all of YOU, who deserve the thanks.

Sparky~: lol

MrEMann bows

Sephonae: OK. I'll take it.

Vahlee: Yeah, we do pay your bills and all

Sparky~: ok... you're welcom!

walk: mre that's exactly how i feel

Sparky~: e

Sephonae curtsies

RadLad: I'ma try to get to a book signing during your tour if you come get close to where I live

Chris: V, you have no idea.

jeannie: its really sephonae that deserves the thanks

Greg: lol

Sparky~: Look forward to seeing you in Seattle in Feb!

Greg: Chris.......can I have job?

Chris: You thought you were a ho! Oh no, girlfren, I will show you ho!

MrEMann: hell, I'll try to make it to Seattle myself

bleu blushes and says "Looking forward to some real interaction in February, Chris...I'll be down for a book signing

Chris: Wait, did I say that?

Vahlee: I'll see you in Atlanta this time. More than likely I'll be brining my crazy professor/landlord

MrEMann: certainly going to Atlanta this year :p

jeannie: but this is kinda like grownups arguing over who gets to pay the bill, used to hate that!

Chris: Okee Dokee, kids. It's been fun.

Sparky~: PNW Fruitbatters are gonna ROCK the book signing... LOL

walk: oh on that note i have some good news i FINALLY got me $3000 check from the state government so i can totally make it in feb

Sephonae: Night AG!

HazelRah: I personally pimped his books today, I said read this ,handing the customer a copy of BSFiends, instead of that Twilight book

Greg: Good night, it was a pleasure meeting everyone

bleu: Night Chris!!!

jeannie: hey you forgot to bring us peanut butter sandwiches

MrEMann: late Chris!

Sparky~: Thanks Seph, for arranging this!

Chris: Night all. Have fun.

Sparky~: G'night Chris

RadLad: Good job Hazel, I gave a friend reading twilight BSF as well

Sephonae: hey, not everyone has to go!

RadLad: Good night

walk: night chris

Chris: Bye!

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