fortune cookie wrote:

I'll sic the AARP on you guys.

Oh, noes! We'll get trampled by walkers!
(Although the stampede will probably be softened by tennis balls and orthopedic shoes.)
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Watching The Wheels wrote:

fortune cookie wrote: I'll sic the AARP on you guys. Oh, noes! We'll get trampled by walkers! (Although the stampede will probably be softened by tennis balls and orthopedic shoes.)

I was thinking more along the lines of motorized wheelchairs.
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I saw an off-road one of those recently... I laughed and laughed and laughed. The guy in it had a Chihuahua in his lap, wearing an argyle sweater and a beret (or would that be a tam?) And he was smoking a cigar (the guy, not the dog). And he was wearing a velour sweatsuit. (again, the guy). I felt like singing "One of These Things Just Doesn't Belong" from Sesame Street, but actually, each of the things was incongruous in it's own way. So I just laughed.

Wait, was that you FC?!
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Lavandula Girl wrote:

I saw an off-road one of those recently... I laughed and laughed and laughed. The guy in it had a Chihuahua in his lap, wearing an argyle sweater and a beret (or would that be a tam?) And he was smoking a cigar (the guy, not the dog). And he was wearing a velour sweatsuit. (again, the guy). I felt like singing "One of These Things Just Doesn't Belong" from Sesame Street, but actually, each of the things was incongruous in it's own way. So I just laughed. Wait, was that you FC?!

Whether or not it was, he was a multi-tasker.


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I was testing it's long range capabilities.
The chihuahua, not the chair.
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