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Watching The Wheels



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Mankind has given us great inventions through the ages. First there was fire, then the wheel (which drastically improved the rhombus-barrow), then sliced bread. Now....

Snuggie Blanket: The Greatest Blanket Ever!
This is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen in a while.


"Blankets are okay, but they slip and slide!"
You know, if you lack basic motor skills...

(...In my pants. There. Happy, Jo? Razz Twisted Evil )
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Post Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:15 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
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I had a problem with that as well...in my pants.
I thought why not put on a robe?...in my pants.
Then I realized those people are retarded, and need to be removed
from the gene pool...(yes) in my pants.
Jo, I don't know that this is such a good game...in my pants. (doh!)
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holy crap i can't believe that that is a real item... in my pants*


*really i'm just guessing on the rules i haven't gotten to this thread yet.... in my pants.
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Folks, I'm not wearing pants but I am on cold meds so excuse me for not getting the new game... Confused

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Uh, isn't there a slight problem with that product?

I mean, the back-draft.

Might as well wear a hospital gown. Rolling Eyes
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"cozy and warm at sporting events" ... in my pants.

Yeah, right ... in my pants.

I don't know the game either, but I'll play along ... in my pants.

Where's that thread? ... in my pants

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zendao42



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Had to put on pants to go into the cold garage, so...

I'm really annoyed by the elastic... in my pants...

Nope, not funny, just true...

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mllefifi wrote:
Uh, isn't there a slight problem with that product?
I mean, the back-draft.
Might as well wear a hospital gown. Rolling Eyes


I know!!
I've seen other similar ones before this there is one where it does have a back and one that's almost like a sleeping but it has snaps instead of a zipper and it comes up over your feet..........so you can't even walk in that one.

Personally I think your robe is the equivalent of this product to a degree anyway. idk, it looks comfy if they could only get it right.....maybe if they made it to be like a slip over your head thing........ I didn't even realise it was backless at first because that just seems so stupid!!

I'll be honest we almost got one for hubby's sis and mom but they were all back ordered!!!! This was before I realised they were backless and all.
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BeerGnome



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I liked them better when they were called "Smocks"

or... you could turn it around, and call it a "robe"

oh for petes sake...

some prat was out there, running around for years, using their friggen backwards ass robe as a blanket, next thing y'know, they have the concept patented and are slowing becoming millionaires at $20 a pop Evil or Very Mad

now I'm all types of angry.. in my pants.....
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BeerGnome wrote:
now I'm all types of angry.. in my pants.....


And I am scared. But not in my pants.
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I think that the people in the commercial look like they all joined a cult.

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That's very true!!!! Laughing
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if you had good marketing you could sell people their own fingernailclippings.

oops i forget to say in my pants, in my pants.
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy I think they should sell that *with* the Hawaii Chair. In my pants.

Wink
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Jo wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy I think they should sell that *with* the Hawaii Chair. In my pants.

Wink


No wonder you're smilin. Laughing
...in my pants.
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