That Guy

Boardello!
I'm Bob, and I have been lurking in the background of the board for... well many a moon. Like, starting around Arrested Development..... first season. No good reason for the lack of joining, outside of bein' scerrid'.
Got introduced to Mr. Moore via Lamb, then Fluke. My son actually [/i]ate[i] the cover of Fluke- although to his credit, it did say "bite me" on it. Been a Moore-on ever since.
Sell the pharmaceuticals for a living. About to start brewing some beer- a nice foamy ale, if all goes well. Live in NY, with the beautiful wife, kid, and a ridiculously wound up Lab named Buddy (we didn't pick the name- it was the only one he did that cute little head tilt to- so it stuck!). Did a Nanowrimo about the Cuchulainn (yeah, you heard me), and I brought me some Taco Pie for ya'all, cause I'm feeling saucy. The Buddha Belly isn't going to fill itself.
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"The Beatings will continue until Morale improves"

Hey Bob!
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Twitter: jefftunes

Welcome. You are in luck as we have a resident beer genius Mr Beergnome should you need assistance in your endevor.

You know the drill I'm sure - lots of folks will be along shortly to demand the pie... I hope you brought some. I forgot and the next day someone had stolen my pants.
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And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

Hi there... you had me at the mention of one of the great Irish heroes

Welcome, now get naked
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Taco Pie Bob?


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"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)

Might wanna score you some Vicodin for your ACCSS. Or a Key Lime Pie.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

You may have been around for a couple of years, but since you've just now introduced yourself, you're a noob. So get with the program and follow all the rules to the letter!

She Who Must Be Obeyed
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kthxbai

"How many times must I say it.... THERE'S.ALWAYS.MONEY.IN.THE.BANANA.STAND!!"


Well done with the Pie. Welcome aboard!

Sweet avatar. 'Cause, really, "there are just some days you can't get rid of a bomb."
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Homeless people need more seasoning, use bath salts.

i wish i could draw your nose.
welcome aboard.
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Welcome! Now strip, stack, and post!
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<=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Hey there Bob how are you doing? Is all well?

Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search-
I'll assume that virtual Taco Pie is meatless cuz I loves me some salsa!

I would have been here with the cocoa sooner but we ran out of milk-
& I lost the board twice & it was freezing in my house...

Oh well, strip, stack & post- hot showers help if you're cold, key lime pie helps Joe's mood...

Hello.
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Joelibris wrote:

Might wanna score you some Vicodin for your ACCSS. Or a Key Lime Pie.

vicoden!?! um i mean...welcome!
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

girlEgirl wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Might wanna score you some Vicodin for your ACCSS. Or a Key Lime Pie. vicoden!?! um i mean...welcome!

You'll have to get in line after Dr. House.
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"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)