The Aztec god of Hell

Seriously, that is what his name is. Yaotzin by the way if you didn't understand.

It's a pleasure to meet you all. Hopefully I will go on this forum often and will try not to forget about it a week later (I tend to do that alot). I've read ADJ (my first Moore book) and YS:ALS (I love how you guys shorten the titles!). I am a high school student in FL who enjoys long walks on the beach, the undead, and various unexplained phenomena.

Cool, fresh meat! Drop your drawers, stack your books, and get to posting. And be grateful you live in a warm place.

Huh... Yaoming is the Aztec god of basketball, right? Yaomitunghurt is the Aztec god of hot oatmeal, I know that.

Welcome. Pie? What flavor?
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sgt_steve wrote:

Cool, fresh meat! Drop your drawers, stack your books, and get to posting. And be grateful you live in a warm place.

Steve, I understand habit, but do me a huge favor and look at the description. "I am a highschool student" before suggesting any disrobing. Thanks.

welcome!
i am the scourge of your age group's brethren in my area, beware!
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chris wrote:

sgt_steve wrote: Cool, fresh meat! Drop your drawers, stack your books, and get to posting. And be grateful you live in a warm place. Steve, I understand habit, but do me a huge favor and look at the description. "I am a highschool student" before suggesting any disrobing. Thanks.

Oh dude it's like, totally cool! I'm super mature for my age. Kinda like Abby but I wield awesome man meat and my obession over vampyres is OMG so mental. I mean I totally dig the vamp scene but fake teeth and make up is so not my thing.

Welcome to the board, your godliness
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Hiya. Welcome aboard!
Pie?
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Hello Yaotzin. Nice to meet you.
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chris wrote:

sgt_steve wrote: Cool, fresh meat! Drop your drawers, stack your books, and get to posting. And be grateful you live in a warm place. Steve, I understand habit, but do me a huge favor and look at the description. "I am a highschool student" before suggesting any disrobing. Thanks.

OK, you can keep your clothes on. But there may be some remedial nudity when you reach 21.

he only needs to be 18, Steve.
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Re: The Aztec god of Hell

Yaotzin wrote:

I am a high school student in FL who enjoys long walks on the beach

Good thing you don't live in Michigan. It is currently -14 with a -32 windchill.

Not good beach walking weather.


Welcome.
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Welcome!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search if you're old enough-
if not, it's still good with pie...

Now, where's the pie?

I would say yes to pie but once I ate so much that I threw up and, I lost my love for pie since then. I'm 17 though so soon enough we can legally start the sex party.

Im not the noob anymore! Well, I guess Im still a noob, but not the noobest noob.

Welcome!