TRANSCRIPT from FOOLish Chatzy - March 8, 2009 - Part II
FOOLish Chatzy, cont.
zendao42: Kent didn't get any, just saying...
Vahlee: James Patterson?
Sugar Ray Dodge: We don't talk about Neil Gaiman
walk: i like to think of shakespearean actors as man whores and sluts anyways
Jaandlu: Fool is yo0ur most Bawdy tale, Chris. But I wouldn't say that any of the scenes we over the top. No real R Rated scenes.
walk: the book just helps cement that image
HazelRah: fucking hell, damn rented hands
Sugar Ray Dodge: That was so funny in DC
Sephonae: Kent shoulda got some
walk: he got an offer at least seph
Jaandlu: Yeah, not everybody even got some.
Vahlee: there may have been some behind the scenes action between Kent and a witch
Vahlee: ya know...if they had the time
Sephonae: Pocket got a LOT
Jaandlu: IT was more sophomoric then too bawdy.
jeannie: i usually hate books that have a lotta sex in them, but then again i hate shakespeare
Sephonae: as did Drool, which is impressive
mllefifi: Gotta go to bed, y'all. Sweet dreams!
zendao42: think ha got my share
Jaandlu: It made me wonder if you were twelve.
Brenda Stahl: the witch in those bugs bunny cartoons
jeannie: night feef!
Sephonae: night Feef
Watching The Wheels: see ya, feef
LurkyLurkface: I don't know what that means, Jaa
walk: night feef
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HazelRah: He had those sisters every which way till they were loose
Sugar Ray Dodge: some people like books with lots of sex, although I prefer books where everybody dies terrible deaths
Watching The Wheels: hey, even comically large dwarfs need sweet lovin'!
jeannie: calico likes the parts ive read to him
Vahlee: so were you disappointed by the happy ending, SRD?
zendao42: snuff fan, SRD?
jeannie: especially the heinus fuckery most foul
walk: how much have read to him jeannie?
HazelRah: I was surprised Drool hadnt shapped someone to death
Sugar Ray Dodge: I like Happy Endings, don't get me wrong, but it bugs me that almost every book has a happy ending
HazelRah: shagged rather
Sugar Ray Dodge: but I did like Fool's ending
Sephonae: well, he hugged Lear to death
jeannie: a few pages here and there
LurkyLurkface: You're not reading enough Oprah books, Ray
HazelRah: Must not drink and chat at the same time
Vahlee: but but he did shag someone dead
Sephonae: i forget; who?
Vahlee: SRD, read any book with a dog as the central focus
Vahlee: they always frakin' die
Sugar Ray Dodge: Oprah's books bore the hell out of me
zendao42: do ghosts count?
jeannie: who shagged who dead?
Vahlee: Drool shagged the dead ghost
Sephonae: oh, right, LOL
walk: omg vahlee that comment alone almost made me cry
Watching The Wheels: "where the red fern grows." that's a punch to the gut
Sugar Ray Dodge: Hey, I read where the Red Fern Grows in 5th Grade and I about wanted to slit my wrists at the end
Watching The Wheels: see!
jeannie: oh yeah i thought you meant "to death"
zendao42: SRD, Jim Carroll- if his writing's like his songs...
Vahlee: saddest book ever!
walk: sssssooooooo sad
HazelRah: A dog named Kitty......
jeannie: thats actually one of the parts i told calico about
LurkyLurkface: Try Of Mice and Men, Ray. It's sort of the "not funny" version of Fool.
jeannie: im a bad mum
Jaandlu: I didn't mean to offend, AG. It was very funny. There were just a lot of sex jokes. I consider sex jokes to be sophomoric. Not in a bad way or anything. I laughed.
Watching The Wheels: haha!
Sephonae: I laughed, I cried
zendao42: gotta play to your audience
Sugar Ray Dodge: I read of Mice and Men in high school, that also made me want to kill myself
Watching The Wheels: "thats actually one of the parts i told calico about"?? the dead humping?
LurkyLurkface: You didn't offend, Jaa. It's just that critics use that term all of the time as a pejorative, but when you ask them to define it they can't.
jeannie: somehow i doubt that chris is easily offended
Sugar Ray Dodge: I think the best book we all had to read in school was probably Lord of the Flies
Watching The Wheels: that kid just an advance lesson of the birds and the dead bees.
Sephonae: my son's reading that now
Vahlee: I never read lord of the flies in school
Katy O: To Kill a Mockingbird
Jaandlu: Ph, I can define it.
jeannie: jink you kinda owe me a coke
Sugar Ray Dodge: Of Steinbeck's works I have to say that Cannery Row is my fave
Sephonae: and ectogasm
Vahlee: Mockingbird was one of my favs
zendao42: me either
LurkyLurkface: MIne too, Ray
Jaandlu: Sophomoric humor is the humor of a wise fool.
Watching The Wheels: <3 cannery row. and the winter of our discontent
Jaandlu: Is that what you were looking for?
LurkyLurkface: Cannery Row, Sweet Thursday, To Kill a Mockingbird are my fave books, in order.
zendao42: I had to read Tortilla Flat cuz of the song
Jaandlu: I love Steinbeck.
Sugar Ray Dodge: We were talking about this before, but of all English language authors, I think that Dickens is probably the best
Katy O: Grapes of Wrath haunts me
LurkyLurkface: Tortilla Flat has some great, great moments.
Katy O: looooooooove Dickens
Sephonae: me too Katy O
LurkyLurkface: I know, Grapes can be frightening.
zendao42: I know folks that would do that if they got 2 houses
Katy O: depressing too
LurkyLurkface: Especially when they come back from the grave, AS RAISINS!
Sugar Ray Dodge: I haven't read Grapes
LurkyLurkface: Oh, wait, you meant the book. Nevermind.
Sugar Ray Dodge: it looks way too intimidating in the bookstore
HazelRah: And cant stop singing that damn song
zendao42: I was thinking Mad Dog...
Sugar Ray Dodge: To me, Grapes is like War and Peace
LurkyLurkface: Battle Hymn of the Republic?
Katy O: I was a California raisin for Halloween years ago when I waited tables and was required to dress up
Sugar Ray Dodge: it seems like it has to be life event in order to read
Katy O: my next book is Catcher in the Rye
jeannie: i thought catcherr in the rye was boring
Sephonae: But getting back to Fool, here's a question from HazelRah:
Sephonae: Do you think the footnotes should have been used more throughout the book, or did it feel as if the AG got the ball rolling and than disbanded it 1/3rd of the way in? Should there have been more joking "asides" from start to finish? As if they were presented by Pocket? or like Lemony Snickett%u2019s explanation of words in the Series of Unfortunate Events books?
Vahlee: okee dokee guys, I gotta go. G'night and have fun with the rest of chat.
jeannie: but im not that deep
Sephonae: nigth Vahlee
HazelRah: Catch her in the Eye? what?
Watching The Wheels: night vahlee!
Katy O: I wanted more footnotes
LurkyLurkface: Night, V
Sephonae: i loved the footnotes
Sugar Ray Dodge: night v
jeannie: night V!
Jaandlu: Night V
walk: i've been trying to work my way through "how even broke his head and other secrets" for about a month now. i think i need to give it up and start a book i actually care for
LurkyLurkface: In retrospect, I wish I'd left them out.
walk: night vahlee!
Katy O: really? They were fun
Sephonae: how come?
jeannie: how come??
Sephonae: dang it
jeannie: i wish life had footnotes
Watching The Wheels: i thought the footnotes were hilarious. I loved the circular definition of wanker (one who wanks; a tosser) and tosser (one who tosses; a wanker)
zendao42: Fforde fans dig footnotes, too...
jeannie: and a soundtrack
Sephonae: and footnoterphones
walk: i liked the footnotes, it reminded me of prachett
Sugar Ray Dodge: More and more fiction books have been having footnotes
Sparky~: my life does have footnotes
LurkyLurkface: That's why I wish I'd left them out, Walk
HazelRah: I loved Drool calling Oswald a Tosser, after he heaved him over the cliff
Sugar Ray Dodge: I read a book called "Beat the Reaper" right before Fool, and it was also full of footnotes
jeannie: yeah stop copying pratchet
LurkyLurkface: I get so many notes that act as if Terry invented footnotes and I was someone cribbing from him.
Sephonae: you know Pratchet???
Sugar Ray Dodge: Terry
Sugar Ray Dodge: for god's sake
zendao42: aka PTerry
LurkyLurkface: We have the same editor.
jeannie: he knows neil too!
LurkyLurkface: Yes, Jeannie, and Neil too!
Sephonae: the footnotes were awesome, wish there'd been more
Sparky~: alright, I'm really slow but I just saw the "Grapes of Wrath" as raisins line = HA!
HazelRah: SweetJebus, someone needs to bury the dream king
Sugar Ray Dodge: FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!
Sephonae: i especially liked how some were serious footnotes and others were just goofy
Sugar Ray Dodge: sorry, Wrath of Kahn is on in the background
zendao42: always liked footnotes- gotta know what's going on
Sugar Ray Dodge: I like footnotes as little extra jokes
LurkyLurkface: I'm glad they worked for you.
Katy O: better than Donald the Douche I have here (celeb apprentice)
Sephonae: favorite Fool bits, folks?
Sugar Ray Dodge: I thought it was fine
Jaandlu: I like footnotes too.
Sparky~: after reading "Oscar Wao" I thought I'd never want to read a book with footnotes again. those footnotes fuckin' pissed me OFF!
Sparky~: but the ones in "Fool" made me laugh
Sugar Ray Dodge: Sometimes they are better off in the back of the book so you can ignore them if you want, or read the book a second time and read them then
Brenda Stahl: I read Infinite jest so I'm immune to footnotes
HazelRah: Having read House of Leaves, footnotes dont bother me in the slightest,
Sparky~: I couldn't finish that book Brenda. felt like I should but could not
Watching The Wheels: gloucester's two "suicide" scenes were hilarious. 'You fell on a puppet...'
Sephonae: yes, the suicide scenes were hilariously funny
HazelRah: A Puppet? Yes , A puppet, you grabbed it from the Natural....
Brenda Stahl: house of leaves is next for me
Sugar Ray Dodge: we talked about Muppets already, didn't we, or did I just imagine that?
RadLad from x.x.x.85 joined the chat
Sephonae: hey RL
HazelRah: Theres always room for Muppets, like jello, just less edible, what with the fuzz an all
Watching The Wheels: "he doesn't have a hat." "yeah, but *HE* doesn't
know that" "My sons abandoned me and I have no hat!!!!" hahaha!
zendao42: they may have been mentioned...
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Sephonae: LOL WTW
Brenda Stahl: jo
Sephonae: hey Jo!
Katy O: the hat was good
Jo: Hi all you wonders!
walk: i liked the trickery at the end where drool got laid. it just makes me happy when drool gets laid.
jeannie: hi jo, fancy meeting you here
walk: JO and RADLAD
Sugar Ray Dodge: getting back to the movie aspect for a second, who thinks that an all Muppet production of Fool would be kind of interesting?
zendao42: so, you'd do him?
Sephonae: havin a laugh
Katy O: I liked the first scene with the witches
Watching The Wheels: hiya RL and jo!
LurkyLurkface: Or sock puppets?
HazelRah: judging by the animal noises , it makes more than just dRool happy when he does
RadLad: Hello everypne!
Katy O: can't see Muppets being bawdy enough
Jo: LOL yes! A little bird told me something about this!
Katy O: fuzzy cleavage and all that
jeannie: i actually like the claymation idea
Sugar Ray Dodge: Or sock puppets! Exactly! See, this is why you are my favorite author
LurkyLurkface: Muppet wood? Nope
Sephonae: i liked how you described Edmund as "owning his darkness"
Brenda Stahl: you've never seen Avenue Q
Watching The Wheels: "can't see Muppets being bawdy enough" avenue Q
Sephonae: made me wonder if Pocket owned his
Brenda Stahl: Jinx
RadLad: Stop-motion animation anyone?
Sephonae: don't think he did, till the end
Katy O: I like the mix of contemporary slang and olde-day words
walk: pocket owned his wit
jeannie: what do you call the nightmare before christmas type animation?
Katy O: Ave Q?
LurkyLurkface: What's with the animation thing?
Sephonae: QFT, walk
Sugar Ray Dodge: So, stop me if I'm wrong, but the concensus pretty much is claymation = Good, Tim Burton = Bad?
walk: that's stop motion jeannie
Sephonae: No to both, SR
LurkyLurkface: Fucks sake, I wrote the shit out of those lines. Let an actor say them.
Watching The Wheels: it's a musical, a bastardized version of sesame street. It's hilarious
Brenda Stahl: that's actually a great idea
Brenda Stahl: there are live actors too chris
zendao42: c'mon, let's not go all Gumby
Sparky~: not a fan of any animation, puppets claymation, etc... I want to see hot men!
Sugar Ray Dodge: okay actors
Brenda Stahl: that's even better
Sparky~: er - and ladies
walk: if it was filmed i'd like to see it done bbc style, kinda gritty, not all neat and polished like hollywood movies
Brenda Stahl: pokey
Sugar Ray Dodge: what about an actual live performance by Shakesperean actors?
Sparky~: ummm... where's the erase button?
Watching The Wheels: three sisters?
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HazelRah: real english mud all over the actors clothes
LurkyLurkface: I'm trying to retain the stage rights just for that purpose, Ray
zendao42: well, we haven't cast as many chicks
RadLad: What, with like a sepia-style of coloring, walk?
Sugar Ray Dodge: that is too awesome
Sugar Ray Dodge: I would see that
Jaandlu: I would love to see it on the stage.
Brenda Stahl: with music
Jo: I'm with you, Ja
Sephonae: rock opera style?
Sephonae: Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Jo: And I'm not done reading it yet
LurkyLurkface: just kill me
Brenda Stahl: without a doubt
Jaandlu: No, not rock opera style.
Sparky~: I like movies so I can go back and watch the parts I like best
Watching The Wheels: Fool, done like Cats! ?
Sugar Ray Dodge: I know I'll probably get booed out of here, but ALW style would totally kill Fool
HazelRah: Seph.....wrong wrong wrong....must I send you mix CDs of good musical music??
Brenda Stahl: mmmeemories
LurkyLurkface: You're a sadistic lot, you are.
zendao42: only if Jethro Tull does the music
Jo: We can't kill you, Chris, your our favorite Author Dude!
Sparky~: not me, man... I hate that shit
Sephonae: or Tim Burton directing Johnny Depp to sing the everloving crap out of it?
Brenda Stahl: elton john and tim burton
RadLad: I'm about to tear out my ears
Sephonae: on stage???
jeannie: yeah jethro tul
Sugar Ray Dodge: if Fool is done on stage, I vote we get Aaron Sorkin to direct
LurkyLurkface: MUST MURDER FRUITBATS
HazelRah: Seph, remember that song "Disgracefully Yours" imagine that guy writing the music
Sugar Ray Dodge: and William Shatner to play Lear
Sephonae: maybe the ABBA dudes?
Watching The Wheels: "Tim Rice.... I got another idea. King lear, but with more shaggin!! What rhymes with "git-juice"? GO. I want a musical by monday!"
Sugar Ray Dodge: NO NO NO!
Sephonae: yeah, that would work Hazel
HazelRah: no way, have Michael Bay direct the stage paly, than things will asplode all over the place
LurkyLurkface: Yes, Fool with all ABBA songs!
Sparky~: OMG - please stop!!
zendao42: round of zombie repellent, anybody?
jeannie: love abba!
RadLad: As long as we're going nuts, I vote Fran Dreischer as Cordeila
Sephonae: ROTFL, RL
Brenda Stahl: i love abba too
Jo: I'm still full of Panda repellant, thanks Zen!
Sugar Ray Dodge: How about Stupidest Angel with all ABBA songs? It will make me want to slit my throat just as much
Brenda Stahl: fool like fiddler on the roof
walk: i'm loving this whole thing
Sparky~: y'all are making me want to jab pencils in my ears
Katy O: gee, why not Paris Hilton?
LurkyLurkface: Who's that wanker that did Moulin Rouge
HazelRah: i wouldnt fuck her with a borrowed dick ON her birthday, and neither would Pocket, if he knows whats good for him
LurkyLurkface: Let him do it.
jeannie: ok we can all; agree on the sountrack
Watching The Wheels: ikea, ABBA, got a little swedish thing going, I like it
jeannie: hated moulan rouge
LurkyLurkface: yep, me too
Sugar Ray Dodge: am I seriously the only one who is 200% against ABBA songs, or are you all joking?
Brenda Stahl: loved moulin rouge
jeannie: totally gay, but not in a good, guy on guy way
LurkyLurkface: Yes, we are all joking, Ray
RadLad: Never bothered to watch it
walk: never saw it
Sparky~: SRD - I am on your side!
zendao42: just you, ray
Katy O: Nichole Kidman - blecch
Sugar Ray Dodge: Oh thank god!
Sparky~: no no NOOOOOO!
jeannie: hate nichole, LOVE ABBBA
walk: i thought most of the above was joking
RadLad: The Proclaimers '500 Miles' needs to be played over and over again
Sephonae: whatever helps you sleep, walk
Sparky~: damnit, now I have Dancing Queen going thru my head. I HATE YOU ALL!!
zendao42: but we do love our ABBA- dat's no joke
HazelRah: Now why would you want to hurt someone like that RL?
walk: that's the whole movie, 500 miles played 30 times over
walk: black screen
jeannie: as much as i love abba i dont think it would fit with fool
Sephonae: Hey, back to Fool: During Chatzy one night, there was much speculation as to how exactly Pocket was able to fit himself through the arrow loop, when the wall would surely have been quite thick and it was alluded later that Pocket was not exactly King Kong in the codpiece department...any thoughts?
zendao42: Sparky, think of Waterloo
Watching The Wheels whistles mamma mia.... here I go again. My, my how can I resist ya!
Jaandlu: It's impossible.
Jaandlu: I can't imagine it happening.
RadLad: Seph, mabye she very long lips?
Sephonae: AG, did you give it the old college try?
LurkyLurkface: The arrow loop is described as being as wide as your palm.
Sugar Ray Dodge: WTW, ABBA doesn't sing that, Whitesnake does
Sparky~: Oh, yeah - that's better Zen... thanks fer nothing!
walk: seph, you work with what ya got
Brenda Stahl: poetic license
Katy O: or incredible powers of suction
jeannie: well it would have to be very long
RadLad: Yes, wide, but the depth?
Sephonae: lol Katy
Jaandlu: But how deep is it, AG?
Katy O: skillz. no?
HazelRah: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, does Shakespeare
Sephonae: yes, the depth was the concern
LurkyLurkface: The stones taper to a point at the opening so an archer can aim off center.
Brenda Stahl: size always matters
Jaandlu: Have you tried it, Chris?
zendao42: so, I'm the only one that's done it in awkward positions?
Katy O: hahahahah
jeannie: i think the scene is more emotional than sexuasl
walk: i know what i'm getting someone to try next time i'm in england
Sephonae: you're probably the only one here who's mastered them, zen.
jeannie: but thats just me
Sugar Ray Dodge: sorry, Spock was dying, I'm back now
RadLad: I have to thank the AG and Katy, I am the talk of Morse Pointe now. Thanks =)
Jaandlu: It's still a good scene.
LurkyLurkface: Yeah, Walk, but most of the arrow loops are on the second story or higher. Whoever is outside needs to rapelle or something
Katy O: I don't think the parts of the scenes with the weiner through the arrow slot are, um, emotional : D
LurkyLurkface: and no, I don't know how to spell rapell
Sephonae: caring cunnilingus
jeannie: i like the scene where the king sits under the table with pocket and his daughter
Sephonae: great band name, eh?
zendao42: hmmm, think I'veseen that video
walk: there is always scaffolding
Sephonae: yeah, that was sweet, jeannie
Jaandlu: Scaffolding would work.
Sparky~: I's a good speller
Brenda Stahl: nice band name
jeannie: until i found out the kind was a vrapist
Sephonae: tender tossing
Sephonae: wondrous wanking
Watching The Wheels: oh, yeah. the scenes with pocket and cordelia were genuinely tender!
zendao42: oh, the rat song- since I reread it, I keep hearing to the tune of a BT Express song
Brenda Stahl: that's the first song in the musical
Sparky~: wow Seph, you're good at that...!
jeannie: it was more the longing of adolesent sex
LurkyLurkface: Good evening, Lord Birmingham, hope you don't mind, we'd like to set up some scaffolding on the wall of your ancestrial home for a little experiment we're doing...
Sephonae: at wanking? why, thank you
Sephonae: it's how i'm putting Seb through college
Sephonae: in a few years' time
Sparky~: oh, my
Wonko from x.x.x.147 joined the chat
walk: he's british he'd totally let me give a go
Jo: Hi Wonko!
Sparky~: forget I mentioned it...!
zendao42: hey wonko
Sparky~: hey wonko
Katy O: details, Seph, details
Wonko: Hi folks
HazelRah: At two hands a ..um..pop...she should have that money in no time
Katy O: Hi Wonko!
Sparky~: lol jeannie
Sephonae: i figure i've got a year before i get started, Katy
Katy O: it is good that you have a plan then
Watching The Wheels: hey wonko!
Sephonae: But come junior year...so must they
Brenda Stahl: hey wonko
Wonko: wow,lots of folks in here tonight
RadLad: Hi Wonko
Sugar Ray Dodge: when my family lived in Israel, me and my brothers and sister went to school with a bunch of limey fucks, and reading Fool reminded me a lot of that, only Pocket is way cooler than any of them were
Katy O reaches for the wine
Watching The Wheels: "But come junior year...so must they" and people say they can't find a job in this economy.....
walk: brb, the beer is here
jeannie: how come you lived in isreal?
Sugar Ray Dodge: all right then, bloody wankers, time to bash their noggins
Sephonae: initiative, WTW
Sugar Ray Dodge: my dad is a biblical archeologist
Brenda Stahl: cool job
Katy O: wow
HazelRah: so he..um digs the bible?
zendao42: that explains a lot
Watching The Wheels: oh sweet, like indiana jones?!
Sugar Ray Dodge: I'm keep trying to get him to read Lamb, but he won't have any of it
zendao42: his loss
Jo: has he found many bibles?
RadLad: I gave Lamb to my aunt and she's enjoyed it so far
Sephonae: another FOOLish question from Hazel: What WOULD Jesus do IF he had smashing knockers?
jeannie: i keep tryna get everyone i meet to read all chrises books
Jaandlu: I gave Lamb to my mom and she liked what she read of it.
Katy O: yup - it would be fun to re-read and discuss Lamb nex
Katy O: next
Jaandlu: She stopped just short of the finish.
jeannie: he would wear a bra
Jaandlu: I'm not sure why.
HazelRah: I gave Lamb to a friend once and with the instructions, read this , or we are never talking again
Sugar Ray Dodge: my dad is a fucking historical accuracy fiend
Katy O: I got my brother-in-law & nephew Lamb - they loved it
Sephonae: think he'd keep 'em, jeannie?
zendao42: if he can do miracles, he won't need the bra
Katy O: Jeses would wear a 'bro', not a bra
Sugar Ray Dodge: that's why he says he won't read lamb
RadLad: Mr. Castanza
Katy O: and it would be white
Sparky~: I lent my copy of "Lamb" to someone and he never returned it.... f'in f'er
Sephonae: lol Kay
jeannie: well yeah because in my world jesus is a tranny
Sugar Ray Dodge: what kind of world do you live in?
DanaMichelle from x.x.x.44 joined the chat 4 seconds ago
Sephonae: don't ask
HazelRah: Little Orphan Trannie?
Sephonae: hey Dana!
DanaMichelle: hey y'all!
Katy O: Hi Dana
Jaandlu: I have lent out all my Chris Moore Books. I never see them again.
Sugar Ray Dodge: Uh oh, it just got about ten times hotter in here
Jaandlu: I have bought the whole collection three times already.
Katy O: I do not lend mine - I'll buy you a copy first
Sugar Ray Dodge: Hi Dana
zendao42: a Rocky Horrorable world
Jo: I've leant out so many copies of Lamb I've lost count.
Watching The Wheels: oh, i overheard a random person praising Lamb on the subway the other day. That was pretty cool
zendao42: hey DM
Jo: Hi Dana!
DanaMichelle: Hi everyone!!
Watching The Wheels: hiya DM!
walk: hey dm
DanaMichelle: wow! so many people!!
Brenda Stahl: hey dm
Jaandlu: Yep, it's a party.
jeannie: so dana , i feel i must apologize again for the syringe that calico sent you on facebook
DanaMichelle: I just remembered that you guys were doing this tonight... has FFPF showed up?
Sugar Ray Dodge: what were we talking about?
Sparky~: dude is a Sr VP at my company and I'm too shy to ask for it back...
Katy O: we were doing my statistics homework
DanaMichelle: not to worry, jeannie. it's all good
Jaandlu: Jeff is a looser.
walk: i think we are all just saying what pops into our heads srd
Sephonae: another fool question
Sephonae: The AG writes %u201Cwhimsical horror,%u201D although in Fool, the monsters weren%u2019t supernatural, but human. In your opinion, which character was the most monstrous?
DanaMichelle: so has everyone read fool?
walk: i'm going regan on that one seph
Sephonae: shoot, that didn't come out right
jeannie: sparky , you dont facebook?
Sephonae: who was the most monstrous character in Fool?
Jaandlu: Regan for sure.
walk: hold on sparky, i'll try and get some links up
zendao42: I'm going w/ Lear
Watching The Wheels: yeah, there's been no pics from teh signing! photoguy is about to get a smack down ;D
RadLad: Lear was the most monstrous, but also the character I had the most sympathy for at times
Wonko: Oh, crap! is this the Fool chat?
Katy O: the sisters were monstrous - boinking everything, screwing over their father, and poking out people's eyes....
Sparky~: nooooooooooooo! no facebook. I is a loser
DanaMichelle: most monstrous? Pocket
HazelRah: Id say Lear, he sired that wench Regan
Brenda Stahl: I go with Lear
Watching The Wheels: Lear.
HazelRah: He forces his brother to rape a woman, just because.
Sparky~: ok, maybe not a loser, but... ascared of facebook, it's like the on-line vortex that sucks people in and won't let go
Sephonae: yes wonko
Sephonae: i go with Lear too
DanaMichelle: lear deserved everything he got, for sure
Wonko: I haven't read it yet, I should go...
Brenda Stahl: but in a frankenstein sort of way
Jaandlu: Lear was pretty evil. There were a lot of evil characters in Fool.
Sephonae: ah, sorry dude
RadLad: If we're going for worst disfigurement in a monster, Gloucester with no eyes must have been ugly, followed by the witches, then Drool
Katy O: yup, Sparky, it sucks away all your time
Jo: I can't say, I'm not done reading yet
LurkyLurkface: I have to go, you guys. Smoke alarm going off. Charlee grilling salmon again.
Wonko: this is all going too fast for my brain tokeep up with.
walk: sparky can you open this link? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=33289875&id=19506365
zendao42: wonko, I should be sending yours this week- gotta get a box
Katy O: I'm just past the point where Pocket find out about his mom
Discussion of Fool petered out at this point and just the usual Fruitbat shenanigans took over.
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