Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Forest Ranch, CA
Dying Dude Speaks
INNKEEPER! MORE PIE FOR MY MEN!
There that should do it.....
I'm new, my name is Dave and I am dying of cancer and the first person who offers sympathy is cut of on the pie. I've been a AG fan since Demon and regularly read his blog so I decided to conform. Basically I was just looking for book reccomendations as I have finally reached my life's goal and do little besides sit and read. But then I started chatting with folks on the reccomendation link and you all seem pretty cool so here I is. If you want to talk about my cancer or the best drugs you'll ever get that's cool, I don't mind talking about it just don't get all soppy, OK? _________________ Dying Dude
Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:07 pm
lisa
Joined: 10 Apr 2004
Posts: 6678
Order for a bottle of Indian drinking water. It contains arsenic. It cures cancer effectively. _________________ Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze
Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:17 pm
girlEgirl
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 6412
Location: olympia, wa
hey again deshman. i hope its strawberry rhubarb. and dont forget to check out the rules in the news and noise column. its one of the sticky threads on top. oh yeah and dont drink arsenic, lisa is crazy. _________________ clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.
Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:06 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
Welcome!
Have some cocoa, it'll warm you for the strip search & goes great with pie-
at least any pie worth eating...
Most of us are up for chatting about sex, drugs & books-
the rest are just here for the pie & cocoa, but ya never know what FC might put into the refreshments...
Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:16 am
Keyser Soze
Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 893
hey man! _________________ The Kama Sutra sayeth:......
Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:03 am
mllefifi
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
girlEgirl wrote:
[...] lisa is crazy.
That's just plain redundant.
Oh, and welcome! _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:26 am
JustAGirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
Howdy & welcome! _________________ Mark it 8, Dude.
Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:53 am
deshman
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 36
Location: Forest Ranch, CA
Mucho thanks to all who welcomed me. The rest are twats.
I heard the arsenic in small doses is a hallucinogen _________________ Dying Dude
Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:28 am
mllefifi
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 8964
Location: Deleoware
deshman wrote:
[...] I heard the arsenic in small doses is a hallucinogen
Oh, no, it's not that at all; it just causes you to see things that aren't there. _________________ "If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)
Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:41 am
Sephonae
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 5208
Location: New York
Well, since I seem to fall into "the rest" I won't welcome you. But don't think your bitch ass isn't responsible for bringing the pie. Just sayin. _________________ <=== Dressing in dismal chic and maintaining her detached aura of aristocratic chill since 1985.
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk
Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:05 am
Brenda
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 272
Location: NYC
We've chatted in the Murakami thread but wanted to echo the welcome. The folks here are a great bunch and our host is, well, just the best.
Welcome, deshman! I hope you brought pie. We need our pie. We get a little crazy without it. Just sayin. _________________ I honestly never thought I would live this long. Now I don't know what to do with myself.
Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:12 am
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10520
Location: Easy street
Welcome.
Now start with the sharin, I mean the drugs, C-boy.
Skip the water and the Cocoa, go straight for the Kool-Aid.
Made it myself. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:45 am
girlEgirl
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 6412
Location: olympia, wa
fortune cookie wrote:
Welcome.
Now start with the sharin, I mean the drugs, C-boy.
Skip the water and the Cocoa, go straight for the Kool-Aid.
Made it myself.
have you ever tried purplesourusrex? _________________ clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.
Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:32 am
lisa
Joined: 10 Apr 2004
Posts: 6678
have you tried having cancer and not dying? _________________ Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze
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i hope its strawberry rhubarb. and dont forget to check out the rules in the news and noise column. its one of the sticky threads on top. oh yeah and dont drink arsenic, lisa is crazy.
