Do,re,mi,fa,so,la,ti...

Do, a noise, a Simpson noise,
Re, a guy I used to know,
Mi, a thai-land prostitute,
Fa, the places she will go,
So, implies that I don't care,
La, maybe a panda bear,
Ti, between S and U, it's there,
And that brings me back to...
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Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who sells me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far: how far I'd go for beer.
So let's have another beer!
Fa . . . let's have another beer!
Tea? No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
Until I'm out of dough, oh, no, no dough.