Of course you can go home. Home is a place that will always be there. There is a slight problem though. Your home has been transplanted to the Mall of America in Minnesota and you are on display. Isn’t it lovely having millions of people peer at you all day long whilst they shop at the Gap and then have dinner at McDonalds, Don’t you feel like Billy Pilgrim?

I wish for a laptop because I am tired of sitting in this room typing and not enjoying my dysfunctional family.

Here is a photo from the outside of your new home:

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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. -HST

You just want a laptop so you can use the recording devices to record what your dysfunctional family does in order to blackmail them later for money or favors.

Dirty Dirty Ferrit

I wish every day of the workweek was Friday and that the work week was only 3 days long.

Everyday of the workweek is Friday, and the workweek is only three days long. Unfortunately, the three days are concurrent with the next three day work week, so every day is a work day, a never ending stream of Fridays that never lead into a weekend. The horror.

I wish they would make more episodes of The Venture Bros.
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"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
-Brock Samson

thinkinsane at mac dot com
AIM: thinkpsychotic

They HAVE made more episodes of the Venture Bros. , but the Cartoon Network is keeping them secret just to torture you, the bastards!

I wish that sleep was uneccessary.

Sleep is unnecessary. Why, just this morning I was up at 7:30 AM
after chatting til 1:30AM. I'd hoped to get out and finish spreading topsoil, as we were scheduled for 4-6 inches of snow after it being
84 degrees F on Wednesday.

I don't mind that Mother Nature is a bitch, but I wish she weren't such a liar.